Aries: "Of course I don't have a favourite, you're all my favourite"
Taurus: *just starts making dinner* DINNER'S READY *kids comes* yeah just 2 more mins *2 hours later* almost done
Gemini: "Mom do you need help" "no" *nek minut* NOBODY EVER HELPS ME, IT'S LIKE I'M A SERVANT AROUND HERE
Cancer: where you going? give me their parents number? what's their address? what their parents mobile number? what's their parents name? are you sure the parents will be there? what do you mean you don't know? do i need to come drop you off and talk to their parents? where are their parents from? they got any criminal charges? speeding fines? social security number?
Leo: please change you look homeless
Virgo: are you studying? let me see your computer?
Libra: SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME AND SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS PHONE OR I'M GROUNDING YOU
Scorpio: I spent hours in the kitchen for you come home and say YOU ALREADY ATE OUT??!
Sagittarius: can't you just walk? I mean it's only 100 miles? you'll lose some weight? you'll become an athlete?
Capricorn: no im not stopping for mcdonalds
Aquarius: so how ARE the kids? Mine doesn't even clean their room.
Pisces: im never gonna have grandchildren
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
