aries:baby if you were words on a page, you would be FINE print
taurus:i seem to have lost my number. can i have yours?
gemini:call me nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt
cancer:if i was a cat, i'd spend all nine lives with you
leo:damn if sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
virgo:do you work at dick's? cause your sporting the goods
libra:is your dad a baker? cause you have nice buns!
scorpio:i was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on
sagittarius:are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten i see
capricorn:my doctor says im lacking vitamin u
aquarius:if you were a booger i'd pick you first
pisces:whats on the menu? me-n-u
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
