Aries:Punched some kid for no reason
Taurus:Had a mental breakdown and tried to cut their hand off with a compass
Gemini:Swore at a teacher because they wouldn't let them twerk on the table
Cancer:for flooding the classroom with emotional tears
Leo:got into a gun fight with the teacher
Virgo:skipping through the computer room and tripping over the wires wiping the memory of all the computers
Libra:stabbing someone with a with a fork in the cafeteria.. While holding a teddy bear
Scorpio:screamed "all hail satan" in religious education
Sagittarius:threw a sandwich across the room shouting YOLO wayyyy too many times...
Capricorn:planned a murder with their best friend with use of the biology equipment
Aquarius:Expelled because - they vandalised the bathroom stalls and drew cats all over them
Pisces:Expelled because - they did their presentation on why they hate teachers
DU LÄSER
Zodiac Signs
Slumpmässig kategoriThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...