Hogwarts hoe's 🪄
Hermione: YOU WILL NOT
BELIEVE WHAT THAT PINK
LYING SON OF A B*ITCH DID
TO ME!
Ron: Oh no, here we go again.
Hermione: RON DON'T EVEN
GET ME STARTED PLZ.
Raina: WHAT HAPPENED?
WHO DO I NEED TO WIPE
FROM THIS PLANET?!!!
Ron: A little much don't
you think?
Harry: Huh?
Fred: We saw Umbitch over
there fail Hermione on the
Defense against the Dark Arts
final.
Ron: Oh... no.
Hermione: I NEVER WOULD
BELIEVE A TEACHER WOULD BE
SO INCOMPETENT THAT SHE JUST
HADD TO FAIL ME BECAUSE
I CORRECTED HER ON A STUPID
QUESTION THAT WAS ON THE
TEST!!!!
Raina: So... I think
it's time for her to go.
She's getting on my
nerves anyways
Harry: I agree with the
pretty one.
Hermione: I call tackling that
bitch to the GROUND!
Ron: Woah there, no need
to get hasty.
Hermione: Right after you.
Ron: ✋😳🤚
Raina: Okay, okay, everyone
calm down.
Fred: Ooo so I heard we're
getting rid of Mrs. party
pooper now are we?
George: Don't mind Fred
he's excited to finally get into
some real trouble this year.
Fred: So?
George: Well never mind that,
what's the plan?
Ron: Plan?
Fred: Well you gotta have a plan.
George: Can't just go in there and
beat her up. That's too easy.
Hermione: Idk it sounded
like a great plan might I add.
Fred: A great plan if your boring.
Raina: I am not boring.
Hermione: Neither am I
Fred: Okay then so here's the plan
George: Umbridge normally
goes into her office during 6th
Fred: So that's when we can booby trap
her classrooms
George: Fred and I will grab out
newest additions to our joke shop
to place around the floor.
Hermione: What exactly are
your newest additions?
Fred: Glad you asked.
George: Paint planters!
Fred: Put these bad boys on
the ground and anyone
who steps on them gets blasted
with, unremovable for 24 hours,
paint!
Raina: Can I borrow one?
Hermione: For what purpose?
Harry: Don't give her one
George.
George: Why not?
Ron: She'll use it on you
probably.
Fred: HA! More like you
Ron.
Raina: I have no need to
explain my purpose to you.
Fred: Sorry Raina, but all
these need to be used for
our brilliant plan.
Raina: Awww dang it.
George: Anywho so what
do you all think of our master
plan?
Ron: I'm in!
Hermione: Can I beat her up afterwards?
Fred: Sure Hermione, if you want
paint all over you.
Hermione: Scratch that then.
Raina: I'M IN!
Harry: Brilliant.
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rain.lupinss posted:
liked by notfred, notgeorge and 269 others
rain.lupinss: Plan is set in place 😈
notfred: Definitely 😈
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mione.grang posted
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mione.grang: Is that bitch finally gone? Yes, yes she is!!!! Party in Gryffindor common room!
professor.mcgonagoll: did I just read that right?
\>> notfred: yes, yes you did.
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