Hogwarts Hoe's
Potty: Hey have you guys
heard of the event going on
at hogwarts??
blaisebikini: Yeah,
i think it's called the
triwizard tournament?
but I'm not sure no one
had really told me anything?!Rainonme: Whatever it's called
it seems like fun!Freddybear: yes it totally does
seem like fun
Georgewashington: and whatever it is
we're totally in!!!
Dumbdoor: wouldn't be saying
that if I were you😊Rainonme: where the fuck did
did you come from??Ronnie: wait.. how
does he even know how to use
a phone isn't he like 100??
Dumddoor: actually i'm 115 years
old thank you very much😒mione removed dumbdoor from the chat
Rainonme: Anyways...
Enzone: Hi.. It's Enzo btw
Hermitcrab: Enzo did you
just find this chat.. we've had it
for over two years!!!
Enzoned: oh.. anyways..
Did you guys here about what's
going on at Hogywarts?!!
Chochangedme: yeah.. wait why am
I chochangedme in your phone
Raina!!!! That's so wierd?!!
Cedrickrolledyou: i am changing
your contact name now..
Chochangedme: WHAT NOO DON'T
YOU DARE CEDDY!!
Cedrickrolledyou: to late..Rainonme: hehe.. also why were you looking at my
phone in the first place Cho!Chochangedme: two words..
fuck you🖕Rainonme: That's actually two
words and an emoji. And thank youChochangedme: 🤦🏻♀️
Hermitcrab: same Cho, same
Potty: Whelp now that that's
coverd anyone have any ideas on
whats going on?
Ronnie: No
Potty: Ron I know you wouldn't
know anything I already asked you?
Ronnie: So rude.
Purse: Alright will you guys
shut up and listen to Dumbledore
now?!!
Beans: How is this party
pooper in the chat?!! I thought
we banned you?
Purse: Oh.. I'll do it for you
then.
Purse left the chat
Seaupee: Well thats solved
that problem.
Seaupee: Hey luv did you
bring my fuzzy socks that I
left at your house?♥️
Beans: WRONG CHAT SEAMUS
Seaupee: Oh no!Rainonme: HAHA SUCK IT
LOSERS I KNEW TOU TWO WERE
TOGETHER BUT NO ONE
BELIEVED ME!!! Also you owe me
money WeasleyyyssRonnie: why would I owe you.
i never place bets against you.
Freddybear: Sadly she wasn't
talking about you..
Georgewashington: she was
talking about us.
Ronnie: oh thats good then.
Hermitcrab: HEY I BELIEVED
YOU. WHERES MY CREDIT
BITCH!!Rainonme: Thank you for that
complement🤌Hermitcrab: Sorry I am at
a part in my book that
makes me want to punch
everyone in the face..
but never you Rainyy!!Rainonme: ❤️❤️ Always appricated!!
And remind me to never recommand roamces again. Lets try
fansty next time. Its less... frustratingHermitcrab: Always appircate more
books❤️ Mostly ones that make
me feel like a badass!
Ronnie: Your always a badass
to me.
Hermitcrab: Thanks RonaldRainonme: SHIP!! SHIP!! SHIP!!
Hermitcrab: Alright I'm out losers✌️
Potty: We are literally right
next to you Mione??
Potty: ... I still ship thoRainonme: Yes Potty is a
romine shipper. I knew you
were awesomePotty: Awesome enough
for you to date me?❤️Rainonme: Alright I'm out losers✌️
rainonme left the chat
Bean: But we are sitting
right next to you?
#rarry (Rains and Harry)
Potty: I love you
Ronnie: What about me🥺
Seaupee: Anyways have you guys seen the beaubaxons they are literally *chefs kiss*
Bean: I thought you were gay..
Seaupee: Can't a gay guy
complement girls anymore?
Bean: Ok then, I think Raina
and Mione are *chefs kiss*rainonme is online
Potty: Won't disagree with
you there.Rainonme: Thanks Potty❤️❤️
Hermitcrab: SHIP!!
Rainonme: No❤️
Ronnie: omgomgomgomg!!!
did you see guys!! Victor Krum
looked at me!!!
Freddybear: Guys I think
Ronniekins is in love❤️❤️
Hermitcrab: Ron will you
stop fangirling over Victor Krum
please.
Ronnie: Why, jealousy?🤨
Hermitcrab: WHAT NOORainonme: You sure about that
Mione???!! 😌Hermitcrab: Actually not really
I think I really like Ronald
text was deleted
Hermitcrab: YESS!!Rainonme: I saw that🤨
Hermitcrab: You saw nothing
Rainonme: I saw nothing
Ronnie: What's she talking
about Raino??
Hermitcrab: Nothing..
Right RAINS??Rainonme: Right I saw nothing,
it's nothing to worry about!Ronnie: okay then
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