*Ricciardo renamed Schumacher to Golden Retriever*
*Ricciardo renamed Mazepin to Maze*
*Ricciardo renamed Hülkenberg to Hulk*
*Ricciardo renamed Hamilton to Sir Lewis*
*Ricciardo renamed Bottas to Meme God*
*Ricciardo renamed Verstappen to Lion baby*
*Ricciardo renamed Albon to Albono*
*Ricciardo renamed Stroll to Maple Sirup*
*Ricciardo renamed Pérez to MMoD*
*Ricciardo renamed to Leclerc Lepeer*
*Ricciardo renamed Vettel to The King*
*Ricciardo renamed Sainz to Smooth Operator*
*Ricciardo renamed Norris to Milk Boii*
*Ricciardo renamed Kvyat to Torpedo*
Magnussen: WHAT THE HELL DANIEL
Magnussen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??
*Ricciardo renamed Gasly to French baguette*
*Ricciardo renamed Russell to Shirtless guy*
*Ricciardo renamed Giovinazzi to Italian Jesus*
*Ricciardo renamed Latifi to Goatifi*
*Ricciardo renamed Räikkönen to Iceman*
*Ricciardo renamed Zhou to stylish kid*
*Ricciardo renamed Grosjean to Swiss dude*
*Ricciardo renamed Magnussen to Viking*
*Ricciardo renamed Ocon to Estie Bestie*
*Ricciardo renamed Tsunoda to Little Sushi*
*Ricciardo renamed Ricciardo to Honey badger*
...
Viking: You finished??
Honey badger: Yes Kevin, why
Viking: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING 3:30 IN THE MORNING
Honey badger: And?
Viking: I WANNA SLEEP
Hulk: THEN GO TO SLEEP YOU DUMBASS
Alonso: COULD YOU ALL SHUT UP!!??
Honey badger: Oh ma goooooood
Hulk: What are you doing here😭😭😂
Alonso: I don't know🙄
Honey badger: 😂😂😂
*Honey badger renamed Alonso El Plan*
Honey badger: now everything is perfect
Viking: shut the fuck up and go to sleep Daniel
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
El Plan: Mick!!
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: Seb
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN
El Plan: WHAT THE FUCK SCHUMACHER
El Plan: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Golden Retriever: SEBASTIAN VETTEL
El Plan: PLEASE DON'T WRITE IT SO OFTEN AGAIN
Viking: just write Dad in German
Golden Retriever: Okay....
Golden Retriever: PAPA!!!!!!
The King: MICK
The King: Did something happened?
The King: Are you hurt?
The King: Why are you awake at this time??
El Plan: DO YOU WANNA GET KILLED NOW OR LATER VETTEL!!??
The King: What's now your problem Alonso?
The King: Why are you even in this chat??
El Plan: Look above and I don't know
The King: Ohhhhh
Golden Retriever: Seb?
The King: Yeah?
Golden Retriever: We have a problem
The King: Tell me Mick
Golden Retriever: There is this virus
The King: Covid-19?
Golden Retriever: Yes!! It's outside of China now
Golden Retriever: What if they cancel races?
El Plan: That won't happen Mick
The King: Yeah, don't worry and sleep okay?
Golden Retriever: Okay
The King: Gute Nacht Mick
Golden Retriever: Gute Nacht!
Viking: Schlaf gut
Hulk: Guts Nächtle
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As you maybe noticed, this story is at the very beginning of the 2020 season. Actually before the first race. I don't speak English as my first language, so please correct me, if I'm wrong. The races won't be how they actually were, or I won't mention them explicitly. Lewis will win the championship after all so there won't be a problem. If I'm wrong when I write in other languages, please correct me. I hate languages even tho I have German (I'm from Germany), English and French. My knowledge is bad after all!!
Luv you all
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