HOES BE BROS || R.Suna x Read...

By pieckisalesbian

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"what if I liked you?" "You don't? I thought we were friends." || Ok, y/n's stupid as hell and texts the wron... More

a/n (i'm adding stuff everytime i find it important bc i tend to forget stuff)
1. aki gets it (csm pun intended)
2. we all know that one girl
4. window view asshole
5. bad bleaching
6. hopless romantics are sad
7. kicking machines is magic
8. Atsumu's unlikable<3
9. getting ditched
10. it's raining men (not so halleluja)
11. osamu the sidehoe
12. hoes?
13. out of your league🧍
A/N no i am not discontinuing this story dw
14. atsumu bullying squad
15. devils advocade bc the twins are devils
16. fuck me man
17. damn. pictures, skies, feelings?
18. miya-less lunchbreak
19. bullshiters bullshit bullshitters
20. dancing with protest but there is no protest
21. rainy stars and mooning over sakusa
22. R U Mine??

3. braincells are nonexisting

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By pieckisalesbian

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goss but better

prolly perv added you to the groupchat

you
what's this?
10:02 p.m

xxx-xxx-xxx
"What's this?"🙄
this is your way to a better social life

DAMNNNN
who hurt you like that??

prolly perv
the absence of purple shampoo

ohhh hiiiii
Did u invite me to your pedo meeting🤩
Ohhh is this the annoying shit?

xxx-xxx-xxx
what? What?! WHAT?!

what what what?!
Is that a sp ref?

prolly perv
not everything is a sp ref

okkk then unrelated question
Why am I in here?

prolly perv
Bc ppl didnt believe me when I said I had friends outside of the team

Awww
Also wht thats sad.

prolly perv
Dw i have more friends besides you

annoying shit
he dosnt<3

prolly perv
stfu
Also u can leave

gladly🤩

xxx-xxx-xxx
uh?
arent you gonna leave

Nope♡

xxx-xxx-xxx
they have to leave
we do talk abt tactics and so in here

oh?
so ur actually the teams gc??

xxx-xxx-xxx
Indeed.

youre like the coach?

xxx-xxx-xxx
captain.

ahhh cool cool cool
Sooooooo

prolly perv kicked you out of the groupchat

---

prolly perv

HOE WHY'D YOU KICK ME?
Also dude if u concider me ur friend why cabt ik who u are?
read 10:09 p.m
Hello??
read 10:09 p.m
HELLO?!
read 10:10 p.m
...?
read 10:10 p.m
uh bye?
read 10:10 p.m

night

you dick
read 10:11 p.m

DUDE OMG YOU WON'T BELIVE WHAT HAPPENED!!
read 07:18 a.m
oh wait you ain't talking to me.
read 07:18 a.m
whatever i'm still gonna tell you
SOOO
read 07:18 a.m
I fell down the stairs :D

wait what?
Are you alright?,

damn finally got you to answer
So why'd you kick me

bc tsumu is stupid

tsu who now?

annoying shit

what then kick him?

yeahhh
I didnt want u to be in there for any longer b4 u loose all braincells that r left

oh
Explains why you dont have any🤩

yes sure whatever
I gtg
School yk.

school🤨

well morning practice

did you just TELL TO YOUR PRACTICE A GOOD MORNING?

what no
i have morning practice

oh yeah

did u fr fall down the stairs?

...
No?

wtf go see a doc.

go see a therapist

i.
Well damn🙄

anyway i'm sooo fine rn
It actually didnt hurt too much

yes bet ur fine🤩
go see a doctor tho

my mom it is

ur mom a doc?

who's mum isnt?

uh mine?

RETHORICAL QUESTION GO WITH THE VIBE
All moms r kinds doctirs bc children get hurt🙄

its too early for u and ur messed brain

I fall down the stairs 1 time and suddenly my brqin is messed up😐
NOT COOL DUDE

i gtg

no wait

nope.

BITCH
dwlivered 07:21 a.m

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