HOES BE BROS || R.Suna x Reader

1. aki gets it (csm pun intended)

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xxx-xxx-xxx

you
AYOOO HOWDYYYYY MFFFFF
03:33 a.m

xxx-xxx-xxx
Do ik u?

HOE THIS IS OUR NORMAL GREETING WHAT

howdy mf?

is this atsumu?
do u have a new number or sum?
If so don't text me. Ever.

ATSUWHO?!
brooo aki
NOT FUNNY

aki? The guy from csm?

haha right
Funny truly
Aki r u so busy fucking ur gf rn

I huh?
Now u gotta explain that

NUHUU
YK WHAT HAPPENED

i'm not that aki guy

*girl
Ofc u are

mhm
No.
So again
Do ik u?

EHHHH
ok do yk what i mean w: mozarella stick

cheese stick idk

OH DAMN U AINT AKIII
WHOPPSSSS

i said that.

🙄

So whats the story

I aint gonna tell u

ok.
read 03:36 a.m

OKKK I'LL TELL U JUST STOP ASKING DAMNNN😒
03:40 a.m

I didn't?

WELL DO U WANNA KNOW IR NAH?
its not interesting tho

then i dont

Idc i'll tell u
Ok so aki, my bestie, my soulmate

Thought she had a gf?

She does
WHATEVERRR
ok sooo
I wanted to visit her bc
Idk i'm cool abd i was bored
So i texted her an THE HOE DIDNT ANSWER ME
so naturally i went there

obviously🧍

Oh damn yk emojis?!

obviously

E KNEE WAYS
so
Well i went there nd uh
There was moaning and shit and
Uh well i was listening to music so i didnt hear

I can see where this is going

well walked in on full on sex sesh🙂

Oh damn ur poor virgin eyes

WHO SAYS I'M A VIRGIN?!

cmon no non-virgin texts like that

HA LIKE U AINT A VIRGIN