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NPG: You're an evil bitch, you know that?!
Ex: Isn't that why you married me?
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Mumbo: how do you feel about children?
X: uh, they're okay I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it
Mumbo: why would you throw a rock at a child?
X: I just said I wouldn't
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Hels: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Ren: I think you mean cards.
Hels, pulling knives out of its sleeves: No, I do not.
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Zed: So I have this rock.
Zed: Tango gave it to me.
Tango: I threw it at you.
Zed: I think he's in love with me.
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xB: You know, you're looking a little too happy about this!
Wels: What can I say? It's not everyday I get the chance to punch you in the face without any repercussions.
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Cleo: I like my coffee how I like my nights...
Cleo: Dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through.
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True: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Gem: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
True: Yes!
Joe: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Scar, about to become Hotguy: i am a nice person i think.
BadTimes: what the fuck? of course you are-
Scar: BUT.
BadTimes:
Scar: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me.
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Doc: The heart wants what the heart wants...
Doc: And what the heart wants is blood.
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Etho: I don't think your mother approves of me.
Grian: Don't worry about it. She doesn't approve of me, either.
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Pearl: I'm starting to think our neighbours hate us.
Impulse: It's taken you this long to figure that out?
Pearl: In my defence, death threats are pretty standard where I come from.
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Hypno, drunk: I'm gonna die alone.
Keralis: Hyp, you're not gonna die alone.
Hypno: Jev, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Beef, amused: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Hypno: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Hypno: So I figured I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake", you know? Crazy snake man.
Hypno: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
Jevin, done with his shit: I'M LITERALLY MARRIED TO YOU!!!!!
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Cub: How long were you going to stand there and let him do that?
Tfc, with phone out recording: Just a few more minutes.
Bdubs: [pushing a door that clearly says pull]
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