(This was the next scenario that I was going to do... I think. Psychobirdy, have a cookie for the challenge!! (:::))
Jeff the Killer
"-Totally couldn't do it!"
"I totally could do it!"
"Prove it then. Go on. I'll give you this Doritos packet if you can."
Jeff huffily stuck out his tongue before storming out of the door.
You went over to the window and looked outside, popping a Dorito into your mouth and crunching loudly.
The psychotic killer went down the garden path and strode straight for the tree, where a mother was on the phone and her baby was wailing loudly in the pram.
He glanced over his shoulder and saw you waving with a big smirk on your face.
Jeff scooped up the young child and begrudgingly rocked her to-and-fro.
"Go to sleep... Go to sleep... Go to sleep you annoying slimeball... Close your eyes... Beddie byes... And I hope you never wake up."
The baby giggled, did a fart and went limp.
He replaced the snoring tyke back into her pram and went back inside. The mother hadn't noticed any of it.
"There. I told you that I could make someone go to sleep without violence!"
You handed over the half-empty packet of Doritos, wondering where exactly Jeff had learned the lullaby from to sing it so well.
BEN Drowned... In swords? + Dark Link~
(You'll see why BEN and Darkness' scenarios are the same in a minute. Theo333 suggested it and I couldn't pass up the opportunity!)
Dark Link looked at BEN warily.
"You want to make a bet?"
"Yeah! It's simple: I bet that you can't do something, you bet that you can, and if you can't do it, you give me all your money!"
"I really don't know..."
"Look. If you win, I'll let you have all of my money instead! Catch the drift? All or nothing! No chickening out!"
Darkness sighed and sat down, taking off his hat and playing around with it.
"Well Y/N has been wanting to buy that expensive (item) for quite some time... Fine."
"I bet that you couldn't kiss another man!" BEN announced smugly.
The hat dropped.
"... What?"
"You heard me! I bet that you couldn't and wouldn't kiss another person of the male variety!"
Dark Link covered his mouth to muffle a chuckle.
"You're trying to rip me off, aren't you?"
"Rules are rules! If you aren't gonna snog a dude in the next five minutes, then fork out!" The little elf ordered.
The shadowy double suddenly reached forward.
"Two can play at that game, Benny Boy~"
"Huh? Hey! What are you- Wait! Wait! Wait! This isn't what I meant when- Eeeeewwwwww!"
(Don't get so hopeful, you perverts. It was just a little peck on the head, but it still counted XD)
The Killer Monochrome Clown Whose Name I Can Never Remember
You and L.J were sitting in a tree, spying on the neighbors for the heck of it.
"That barbecue smells good..."
"Oh look, Y/N! That guy's accidentally burnt the sausages! His wife's going to get really mad! She's already in a bad mood!"
"Pffft. She probably won't even notice."
"Wanna bet?"
"Sure."
Five minutes later, you hung your head as the neighbors argued loudly.
"I'm a failure..."
L.J patted your back sympathetically and pulled the swirly lollipop out of his mouth.
"There, there, Y/N... Want to lick my lolly?"
"Er... No thanks. I'm good."
Later at The Creepypasta Mansion...
Smiley in charge of doing the daily rounds, additionally checking that nobody needed medical assistance (well... physically anyway) and that Smirky was still tightly locked up in the boom closet.
He passed by BEN, who was banging on the door of Dark Link's room while shrieking at the top of his voice.
"That wasn't fair! Give me my money back! I need it for videogames and yum-yums!"
The door opened by a crack. The little elf tried to scramble through, but was blocked by a foot and leg.
"Rules are rules, you lost and I won, it was completely fair and if you keep me awake tonight, I'm going to fold venomous snakes into your underwear when I take down the laundry tomorrow."
With that, Darkness closed it again. It locked with a click.
The little elf stalked off, grumbling to himself.
Smiley shook his head and went on with a tray of herbal tea. He always made herbal tea for everyone before bed instead of hot chocolate when it was his turn.
That's probably why everyone had turned in so unusually early that night. They always did when the not-so-good doctor's shift came up.
Sonic.exe suddenly sped past, dressed up as a pirate and holding a bright red gem tightly.
"Arrr! Ye will never steal me bounty!"
Shadow appeared around the corner and skated after him at top speed.
"Give me that damn Chaos Emerald, faker! I can't teleport back to my own game without it!"
Smiley luckily stepped aside and didn't get mowed down as the two hedgehogs chased each other through the mansion. Again.
"Sometimes I really wish that Slenderman would put restrictions on who the gaming-origin creepypastas bring into our world..."
A pikachu clambered onto his head and sat there, looking awfully confused.
Lost Silver ran past, calling out for his missing Pokèmon.
"P-P-P-Pikachu! W-W-Where a-are y-y-you?"
Smiley shrugged and briskly walked off to continue his duties, completely unaware of the electric mouse's presence.
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A/N: Arrrrrough!
That, ladies and gentlemen, was the cry of a Lucario. Which also happens to be my favorite Pokémon XD
By the way, in case anyone was wondering, I'm fully aware of how pervy L.J's last sentence sounded. But let's face it; the Internet has corrupted all innocence in this world.
So here's the latest chapter! That ought to keep you going for about a week. I'm definitely surprised by how many comments each chapter is getting nowadays! It's epic!
You're epic!
Cookies are epic!
Licorice is the devil!
Wait...What? Where have I heard that before..?
As a quick sidenote, I'd like to remind all you wonderful people that suggestions should go in the checkpoint chapter, so I'll definitely see them at some point! XD
Ta-Ta! ~ TheNightPhantom