Chapter 40 The Forty Kiss
Seeing that Fu Han was going to cook on Xingwang.com, he couldn't help looking forward to the scene of frying the kitchen, and rushed into the live broadcast room of Xie's house.
[Hahaha, I have to say, Xie always really loves Hanbao]
[Sleep Dream CPSZD, but I don't believe this group of people can cook! 】
【The last time it was the one who cooked, a group of people fried the kitchen】
【The ones who cooked better in the last season were only to the extent that they would not die from eating】
【Hope no one was injured】
Fu Hanjian was cooking in the kitchen For dinner, Xie You will help.
After all, it is a well-decorated villa. The kitchen is fully equipped with kitchen utensils. It is time to move the ingredients to the kitchen one by one, process the ingredients, and cook the dishes.
Xie You is an alpha after all, he is good at simple things in the kitchen, but not when it comes to delicate things, and Fu Han seems to be a different person when he enters the kitchen, the kitchen knife is neatly "kicking" on the cutting board "Dengdeng" cut, the technique is clean and neat.
[Looks like, a little proficient]
[Hahahaha, chopping vegetables, what's the matter? 】
Chopped green onions, minced garlic, fresh peppers, bamboo shoots and mushrooms, shredded ginger, tomatoes, tofu, chicken nuggets, etc. are processed and packed in one bowl after another.
Then, as soon as the stove was turned on, the pot was heated and oil was put in. He put the fish soaked in soy sauce and cooking wine and smeared with starch into the pot, and the "sizzling" oil blossomed. Turning it over at the right time It is dark yellow.
Take out the fish to filter out the oil, spread a white cloth and pat the fish body for a while, pour the prepared sauce on it, the orange-red sauce mixed with the fish will easily arouse people's appetite.
Xie You smelled the smell of fish that filled the kitchen, and after tossing and tossing for a long time, he was really hungry. When he was disturbed by the delicious food in front of him, he became even hungrier and more greedy.
In the past, he only knew that Fu Hanjian could bake cakes, but how did he know that he was even better at cooking? His culinary skills beat him by dozens of blocks. Fortunately, he still thought that living in this kind of mountain village would require him to cooperate with Xie Pei. To solve three meals a day, how do you know that bronze is against diamonds.
He and Xie Pei's garbage cooking skills are beyond their grasp.
[Why do I feel... emmmm smells so good through the screen]
[It seems to have a little meaning]
Fu Hanjian finished cooking the sweet and sour fish, put it on a plate, washed the pot, and put it on the fire again.
Boil the water, blanch the chicken pieces, take them out, and stir-fry the garlic until it turns slightly yellow, then pour the juicy tomato pieces into the pot, stir-fry until there is a sweet and sour aroma, then pour in the chicken pieces and continue to stir-fry. Pour in hot water.
Then he took out the casserole, poured the food into it and put it on another stove to simmer slowly.
【Shock! It's too smooth! ]
[I'm probably watching a food vlog]
[This kitchen didn't fry it! ]
[The neighbor next door is only doing tasks, and is singing affectionately to the toilet, with an out-of-tune voice, already singing dumb music]
When Fu Hanjian was preparing to make a lion head, Xie You cut the meat to the index finger, which is not a big deal The small wound was bleeding.
Seeing that the fire was turned off, Fu Han went upstairs without saying a word, and then went downstairs, carrying the medicine box and calling Xie You out, disinfecting him briefly in the living room, wrapping him in a Band-Aid, and letting him rest for a while.
"I'll chop vegetables." Xie You frowned slightly, not wanting to be idle.
The kitchen is always wet with water, and cutting and choosing vegetables requires dexterity of fingers, which is easy to touch the wound.
Fu Hanjian thought for a while and wanted him to go on missions with Xie Meng and Xie Pei, and pay attention during the process, as long as he didn't touch the wound.
Xie You pursed his thin lips, looked at the fingertips wrapped in Band-Aids, and then at Fu Hanjian, feeling a surge of warmth in his chest, and a vague "hmm" in his throat.
In the past, he was floating like duckweed, as if nothing mattered.
But he is so stubborn that he longs for love and care, and is awkward and contradictory, unwilling to accept Fu Hanjian's kindness. He was always wondering whether he was the Xie family, or whether he was hated by Xie Meng and Xie Pei, so he was confused, lonely and helpless, like fighting alone, without a bright light to guide him.
After being abandoned by his mother for the second time, he simply broke the jar, drifted with the flow, and muddled along.
Unexpectedly, the downcast Xie Pei tugged him, and Xie Meng tugged him again.
Maybe it was Xie Meng who was caught off guard and rescued him. He finally knew that Xie Meng might not hate him as much as he imagined. It was like breaking through a layer of psychological defense. He was finally able to accept Fu Han's goodness without being so awkward. Really become a brother-in-law.
These two months have been longer than the time spent gathering together in the past few years, and they have talked more than before.
"I see, brother-in-law." He got up and walked towards the second floor, looking for Xie Pei and Xie Pei.
This brother-in-law is sincere.
[Wuwuwu, I also want such an obedient brother]
[Xie You in front of Han Bao: Be cute.jpg; Xie You in front of Mr. Xie: A child who did something wrong.jpg]
[Their family roars emotionally Roar! ]
[I thought Han Bao was just a pet of the group, woo woo woo, this is a family caring for each other]
Seeing that Fu Han returned to the kitchen to cook, he chewed his words in hindsight, thinking he was quite obedient.
Afterwards, he methodically started making Yipin tofu, lion head, Dongpo pork, garlic ribs, kebabs, and cheese and bacon sandwiches.
[Wooooow, I'm hungry, I'm really hungry]
[Han Bao's cooking skills are so good? ! ]
[Me at the beginning: I doubted the replacement; now I: Woohoo, I want his hand]
[Thank you dog! You give me back Han Baolai]
[Once: Han Bao is a little beauty who needs to be cared for; now: little brother give me a chance to make me happy]
[Want to eat Han Bao's meal]
[Want to eat Han Bao's meal]
[Want to eat Han Bao's meal]
[Want to eat Han Bao's Rice]
[Fu Hanjian's live broadcast room: Gourmet UP master cooks online]
[Ji Ruizhi's live broadcast room: No matter how to fail 107 times, use 108 postures to complete the task,]
[Fu Hanguang's live broadcast room: I where am i doing I don't know anything, I'll just mess it up]
At the same time.
The Xie family's triple-A, who has a strong desire to win and lose, gets more difficult and more embarrassing tasks one by one.
The 28 tasks include: watching a comedy clip and crying for three minutes; singing the nursery rhyme "Two Tigers" and squatting on carrots; The toilet sings affectionately; two family members play cockfighting with their butts on one foot for three minutes...
for now.
Before Xie You joined, Xie Meng and Xie Pei only completed simple tasks such as reciting "Nian Qing Gui", singing affectionately in front of the toilet, and drinking five cups of Coke at the same time. They both rejected interactive games and earned 30 points. .
After Xie Meng thought about it for a while, she decided to do some interactive tasks instead of just doing simple tasks. Looking at Xie Pei and Xie You, she said, "You guys, use your butts to fight cocks."
[Hahahaha, butts to fight cocks! Program group, you are enough! ]
[The last time the program group did this, they still let their butts wipe the floor, MD was so ashamed]
[Xie Jia San A, who has the strongest butt? ]
[This is not to test whether the butt is strong, but to see whether the waist is good or not]
"That..." Xie Pei coughed dryly, and said awkwardly: "I won't play this game anymore."
Xie Meng stared at him with a look of "If you dare to disobey the boss, deduct the money immediately", as if he wanted to cut him into pieces.
Xie Pei took a deep breath, and pressed his voice to her ear and said, "I have hemorrhoids."
"What?" Xie Meng didn't hear clearly, and when he saw him approaching, he became very irritable, and asked with a frown.
Xie Pei closed his eyes and whispered: "I have hemorrhoids."
Xie Meng turned to look at him, raising his eyebrows in disbelief: "You have hemorrhoids?"
[Hahaha, hemorrhoids! ]
[Sorry, the shame of this sentence is more shameful than playing cockfighting with the butt]
[Why do I feel that none of these three want to do such a shameful task! ]
[Thank you, what's the situation? hemorrhoid? ! Are you saying it so blatantly? ]
["Hemorrhoids—a disease that is seriously ill and can't play cockfights"]
Xie Pei saw that she didn't believe it, and knowing that it was live, his face turned red with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Otherwise!"
"Check "Xie Meng is not so easy to fool, she didn't know how many employees were fired under the pretext of sick leave and fishing, and the capitalists never let a hair go, so she took Xie You away for inspection "Xie You, right now."
"Well," Xie You answered honestly, pulling Xie Pei to the toilet.
Xie Pei didn't expect her to do this, and she was about to explode on the spot, but she held it back abruptly: "Okay! Check!!"
Can the staff and the boss have a little bit of trust! ?
As he spoke, he walked towards the bathroom with Xie You in a panic, and closed the door with a "bang". Thinking that the most likely trending search tomorrow would be "ASA Entertainment's old chairman hemorrhoids", and some hemorrhoid medicines should be placed below. Advertisements are too much to deserve.
Lost all face, he simply smashed it, smashed it!
Facts have proved that if there is no trust, there is inspection.
Xie Pei whimpered as soon as he came out, sat on the chair and hugged his chest, as if someone owed him eighteen million, and let him lie down and let him laugh.
After the examination, Xie You told Xie Meng: "Dad...it is true hemorrhoids, and the situation is not good."
Xie Meng regretted losing a point machine, pondered for a moment and said to Xie You: "Very good, then you play cockfighting with me." The
room is spacious The two left their feet on the ground, turned their right feet to the knee of their left knee, and bumped each other's buttocks ruthlessly and ruthlessly.
At the beginning, Xie Meng still had that ruthless face, trying to solve the situation quickly.
Unexpectedly, Xie You was not a vegetarian at the age of seventeen, and when Xie Meng bumped into him fiercely, the desire to win the game came up again, and he was steadfast, as if to decide the outcome, He couldn't help but say harsh words, "Let the horse come here! If you keep grinding, I'll knock you over!!"
Xie Meng seemed to have heard some joke, and snorted coldly: "It's just you! Little bastard, let's see how I deal with it You!" When
exercising, the emotions are easily agitated, the two bump into each other, you attack each other with words, and there is no mercy in the buttocks and mouth, and three minutes have passed before you know it.
"I don't have any strength in my waist, and I'm still an alpha."
"Are you good? You are a few years older than me, of course you are good."
"You mean I bully the small with the big?"
"Bully the small with the big? I'm afraid you can't beat me !"
[Elementary school chickens quarreling, hahahaha]
[I thought it was brothers and sisters congratulating them for money] [Wori
! Hahaha, the second group is arguing about the task, the guests]
[Fu Hanjian in front of him: Be good, everyone; behind Fu Hanjian: Don't beat me! ]
[Xie Pei: I have nothing to love.jpg]
[Xie Meng: How could I have such a five brother? Xie You: How can I be such an overbearing sister! 】
["On how to quarrel in a serious way": pinch it and let's talk] The
butt fighting cockfight mission is over, and an electronic female voice comes from the live broadcaster.
[Congratulations for getting 25 points]
Xie Meng and Xie You stopped, rubbing their sore buttocks, and were about to take a break, when the ex-capitalist Xie Pei urged him happily: "Hurry up, sing "Two Tigers" and squat down with radish "
Xie Meng and Xie You looked at the cheerful Xie Pei with chills.
"..." Xie Pei froze immediately after seeing the two people's eyes, and sat down again like Zhilan Yushu, clenched his hands into fists and coughed dryly: "Then, Xie Meng, you can make Xie You cry for three minutes first ”
It is indeed a bit difficult for two Alpha radishes to squat and sing nursery rhymes.
Xie Meng was so angry that he stared straight at him and said, "You, go and sing "Two Tigers."
In the eyes of the outside world, Xie Pei is still the famous chairman after all, singing childish nursery rhymes and squatting on radish, Is it too harsh on an old man?
Regarding this issue, he still wanted to discuss it with Xie Meng, but Xie Meng sat down on the soft bed and ordered the performance brutally. If he didn't perform, he would have nothing to eat at night.
Xie Pei prepared himself for a full minute because of his coquettish power, thinking to himself that he would lose all face anyway.
He gritted his teeth, clasped his hands behind his head in grief and indignation, endured the pain of hemorrhoids, and sang a nursery rhyme while doing carrot squats: "Two tigers... two... tigers... run fast..."
Then The posture is like an old frog.
[Oh my god, I'm going to die laughing! 】
【Where is this to eat together! This should be called a pretense together]
[Why are business leaders reduced to such a state now? Sure enough, the world has changed]
[Xie Pei blinks if he is forced]
[Sooner or later, I will be laughed to death by this family! Everyone is so funny]
[Brothers and friends in front of people are respectful, and output insanely after people]
After singing "Two Tigers", 25 points were successfully obtained.
Then Xie Meng stuffed Xie Pei with two onions, and ordered him not to let go, and had to cry for three minutes in front of the onions. By the way, she told Xie You a joke to make him laugh, but Xie You was dazed at first, unable to laugh, and then seeing Xie Pei holding the onion whose tears were falling and didn't want to cry, he covered his stomach and laughed stand up.
Xie Pei cried for a few minutes, and Xie You laughed for a few minutes.
[Xie Family Triple A's overlord halo is shattered]
[Be sober! You should use more sophisticated means]
[Mr. Xie: In order to win points, what is the halo? ]
[To be honest, Xie is always a real dog]
This task took an hour and a half, and they completed 8 tasks and got 295 points.
At 7:30 in the evening, the four of Xie Meng carried delicious dishes to the event venue, picked a suitable location and arranged them.
As soon as he arrived at the venue, Xie Pei negotiated with the staff, expressing his hope that their dishes would be served first, but he didn't get permission, and after negotiation, he got the right to staggered dishes.
Nearly eight o'clock, the remaining three groups of guests arrived one after another.
The four sheds made of bamboo are full of people, and there are tableware on the dining table.
Seeing the shed on the left of Fu Han, Liang Jiazhi stretched his neck and couldn't help asking: "Mr. Fu, how many tasks have you completed? How many points?"
"8, it seems that there are only 295 points." Fu Han replied with a smile: " What about you?"
"17 missions, 480 points," Liang Jiazhi thought Fu Hanjian and the four of them should be able to get more than 500 points, but he didn't know that it was only 295, and he was a little worried: "Are your points enough to take a meal today? ?”
If you can’t take pictures, you’ll have to starve all night.
Fu Hanjian scratched his head, thinking about the fresh ingredients left in the villa: "Probably... no."
If you really can't get the right ones, go back and make some.
"Really not," Fu Hanguang next door looked sideways slightly, and said to Fu Han with a smile, "Brother, if you don't have enough points, I will definitely give you some points when the time comes, and there are only three of us here." " Liang Jiazhi raised his eyebrows
, looked at him triumphantly and asked, "How many points do you have?"
"Not too much, just 405 points." Fu Hanguang said with a smile.
After moving into the hut, he tidied up the house casually, and started looking for task cards directly, finding one to make one.
I don't know what happened to Fu Hanning, but suddenly became interested in the game, and she worked very hard on the tasks, and she earned the most points among them. Xia Yu didn't give him a good face, and didn't have sex with him, but the points he got were still together.
405 points doesn't seem like much, but it's much more than Liang Jiazhi alone.
Obviously, their group currently has the upper hand.
[Why am I so nervous watching this auction? ! ]
[ I don't know if anyone will buy Han Bao's dishes! 】
【Wooooow, I'm so nervous, I don't know if I can sell it】
Fu Hanjian remained silent.
Over there, Ji Ruici waited impatiently and urged the program team to start.
The host introduced the rules of bidding for the food, "No return after auction, no tasting, and the highest price wins." The
first dish is stir-fried foreign fish with appropriate vegetables. The color is fresh and bright, and the price is 40 points.
"40 points." Fu Hanjian took the lead in raising a placard for the auction.
The main reason is that Xie Pei, Xie Meng, and Xie You had exhausted a lot of energy in the afternoon, and they ate two cheese and bacon sandwiches in a hurry on the way to fill their stomachs, so it's better to take a picture first.
No one raised their cards again.
The host eagerly looked around the other three groups, "The other three groups of guests, don't you?"
"Mr. Fu and his group have the least points, just over 200 points. I think it's better to give this dish to them." Liang Jiazhi said kindly.
Fu Hanguang said grandly: "Yes, my brother and his group have few points, so I should give it to them, otherwise there will be nothing to eat later."
Ji Ruizhi leaned back on the chair, picked a comfortable posture and said: "I don't like to eat this "
Fu Hanning, who was sitting not far away, heard the words, silently wrote down the dishes he hated, touched his chin, and thought about taking pictures of the dishes to give to Ji Ruishi.
I don't know, what does Ji Ruizhi like to eat?
[Why, I always feel that they are helping the poor? ]
[I might really die laughing in this live broadcast room]
[Trust me, just because of Fu Han's cooking skills, he won't starve to death anywhere]
[Liang Jiazhi is so cute! Hahahaha, don't you know that you are facing a game of kings? ]
[Today's new word: Why don't you give this dish to them]
Fu Hanjian got fried foreign fish at a low price, which was far beyond his expectations.
I thought that I would get 70 or 80 points? Didn't expect it to be so cheap.
After getting the fried foreign fish, the four happily started eating meat after a tiring day. Because it was cooked by a high-end chef, it was delicious in color, aroma and taste, which made people's index fingers move.
The second course is Fu Hanjian's sweet and sour fish, the auction price is 60 points.
The points were determined by Xie Pei's estimation. At that time, they thought it was too low, and wished they could set 100 points, but after repeated lobbying by the director, it was changed to 60 points. However, only 40 points for stir-fried foreign fish, and 60 points for sweet and sour fish. It's also half a catty.
"80 points." Fu Hanguang shouted high-profile.
Liang Jiashi raised his card, and just added one to the previous one to be on the safe side, so as not to waste points
"81 points."
The two groups of Xie Meng and Ji Ruizhi remained silent, and the remaining two competed for it.
"90 points."
"91 points."
"100 points."
"101 points."
"150 points."
Fu Hanguang was annoyed by the entanglement, so he simply raised the points to 150. He didn't hear Liang Jiazhi's voice again, so he raised his eyebrows and glanced at Liang. Jia Shi glanced at him and saw that he hesitated and said nothing, so he couldn't help but twitched his lips slightly: "Liang Jiashi,
do you want to add?" Just count every ounce.
The 480 points can't be random, there are five of them, and they have to fill their stomachs.
subsequently.
The third dish was a cage of steamed buns with a starting price of 20 points, which was won by Liang Jiashi with 60 points.
The fourth dish was Yipin tofu and lion head bundled tentacles. The starting price was 152 points, which was bought by Fu Hanguang with 205 points. During the period, Fu Hanning was still enthusiastically holding a lion's head and wanted to present it to Ji Ruishi's group as a courtesy, but Ji Ruishi ruthlessly rejected it, so embarrassed that she could only return to the original group.
The fifth dish was the Herb Cheese Steak, with a starting price of 60 points, which was won by Fu Hanjian with 110 points.
The sixth dish was tofu stew with tomato and chicken nuggets. The starting price was 80 points, which was sold by Ji Ruici with 158 points.
...
[Just: Don't come here! ]
[UISI, I hope that Fu Hanning will stop touching porcelains again]
[I don't know if you hate eating round things the most? YUE! ]
[Good guy, Han Bao's dishes are sold in bundles, and it's also NB! The auction price was more than 200 points! ]
[I feel so hungry watching them eat]
After filming one dish after another, when the twelfth dish of king crab is photographed, the three groups of Liang Jiashi, Fu Hanguang and Ji Ruishi have no points.
When this dish came out, the basin-sized crab really made people stunned. I didn't expect the program team to be full of sincerity, and the price was only 249 points.
Everyone exclaimed.
"This weight class!"
"I knew I wouldn't buy the first one."
"Emperor crabs are here, and I want them."
Fu Hanguang was secretly annoyed. No, there is no way.
The only consolation I'm afraid is that Fu Han saw that the group of four had only eaten some fried foreign fish and herb cheese steak so far, so he didn't have any points to buy king crab. Thinking of this, he looked towards Fu Hanjian, and saw that the four of them seemed to be discussing the topic of "buying king crab".
Ah! Do you dare to shoot if you have points?
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Fu Han holding up a placard and bidding with a smile: "249 points."
No one bid with them.
It was Liang Jiazhi who asked in amazement: "Aren't you
running out of points?" "Ah, we really don't have many points left, but the sweet and sour fish, Yipin tofu, lion's head, tomato chicken nugget tofu stew, and Dongpo pork, garlic ribs, kebabs, and cheese and bacon sandwiches are all made by me, and the points you bought belong to me now."
Liang Jiazhi was confused: "!!"
That's fine too!
Fu Hanguang looked at the food on the table and almost died of shock, realizing that what he ate just now was probably all cooked by Fu Hanjian.
For a moment, his face turned red and then turned pale, like an idiot, and he gave away the points he worked so hard to earn.
The host laughed when he saw this, and came over to explain the cause and effect clearly, and Xie Meng's group currently has 1375 points.
The other three groups became more and more suffocated as they listened. They never expected that the program group could do this kind of operation.
Liang Jiazhi was stunned for a while, looked at Fu Hanjian and silently gave a thumbs up, then looked at the garlic ribs, kebabs, cheese and bacon sandwiches, and steamed buns on the table, and sincerely praised: "Mr. Fu, Your cooking skills are too good!"
At this moment.
Seeing the four people moving around the king crab, Fu Han took the time to turn his head and look at him with a smile and said, "Thank you."
Ji Ruizhi frowned as he ate tomatoes, chicken nuggets and tofu stew, feeling unhappy.
"Just, what's the matter? Isn't it delicious?" Ji Ruishi asked worriedly.
Ji Ruishi said, "It's just too delicious."
Ji Ruishi: "???"
Ji Ruishi closed his eyes, never expecting that Fu Hanjian would beat him a hundred times in cooking, curled his lips Said: "He turned and overtook another car!"
"...Ah, here." Ji Ruici also realized what he wanted to say, and hurriedly coaxed: "Everyone has different interests and hobbies, and they are all married, it's normal. "
Ji Ruishi opened his eyes and said coldly: "I want to learn to cook."
Ji Rui panicked, and hurriedly stepped forward to pat him on the back, thinking that his younger brother was so angry that he coaxed: "Don't , let’s overtake on other curves, don’t try to cook.”
Help! Only cook, no one will be spared, only fry the kitchen!
But Ji Ruishi is certain: "I must learn to cook! I surpass Fu Hanjian!"
The enemy of life, how could he shrink back because of such a thing.
Ji Ruishi, Ji Ruici, Ji Ruige and Ji Ruifu: "!!"
Help! Brother, don't be too hard on yourself!
The auction isn't over yet.
The twelfth course was over, and there was the thirteenth dish of spicy lamb chops, the fourteenth course was fresh fruit after the meal, and the fifteenth course was drinks, all of which were taken away by Fu Hanjian without exception.
[I seem to have watched a fake variety show]
[Is this an auction? I feel like this is all-round crushing, and it's delivered to Mr. Xie after it's all served up]
[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery ]
[Let's have dinner together→Mr. Xie's family is having dinner]
[I don't know what will happen to the picnic tomorrow]
This meal, Xie Meng's group is the most full and the best, followed by Liang Jiashi, who is careful and budget-minded. The ones photographed are all easy to fill the stomach, and Ji Ruishi and his four sisters are sixty percent full, and they also like the food, so there is no objection.
The hungry ones belonged to Fu Hanguang's group. Fu Hanning and Xia Yu were alphas after all. Mere tofu, fish and lion's head were not enough.
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