Warning: NSFW word use (idk what they called)
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Author: Y/N, this is Seishin Veloren. His practically my son. Sei, this is Y/N.
Y/N: It's nice to meet you. I heard you're getting your own book, congrats.
Seishin:................
Author: His not much of a talker......
Y/N: So you're writing a new book? Ain't that gonna disturb your college assignment?
Author: I'll write when I bored. I'll squeeze my night schedule....heh...not like I have a good one.
Y/N: Author, you really should sleep better. Didn't your counselor said you have a sleeping problem? You even got migraine, confirm by doctor.
Author: Haha.....
*Every male Genshin character appear, mostly 5 star*
Zhongli: How long haven't you been sleeping well, little one?
Author:.....4 weeks.....
Thoma: That's a month!
Author: I figure....my suicidal thoughts problem is reduce by this young fella....*took out a small Cyno 10cm plush* I carry him anywhere, so I can hug him to control my emotion.
Cyno: I'm glad you see me as an emotional support. But you really need to sleep.
Author: I'll be fine, Cyno. I have tons of works.
Y/N: Anyhow, you've been hearing a lot of Genshin ASMR recently huh?
Author: *shrugged* I'm 18, isn't it time I learn about the NSFW community? I'm not used to image and words.
Y/N: And your son here will be in the book?
Author: The book is not 18+, it's just have a lot of suggestive.
Childe: Wait, why it's not mature one?
Author: If I make it 18+ or an NSFW, it's pointless. Seishin doesn't have human organ.
Gorou: Like stomach?
Author:.....I mean male organ, aka you're uh.........d word.
Itto: What d word?
Y/N: It means dick, Itto.
Kaeya: Wait, how is that possible? Unless it's a girl, that would make sense.
Author: His not a girl either. His a boy with no human organ, except stomach.
Seishin:...I see little point on having one....
Scaramouche: Wait, is that mean he can't have sex?
Author: Don't say that word loud, and yes. He can't.
Dottore: Interesting.....
Seishin:....Why would I need it?.....
Pantalone: For pleasure?
Seishin:.... Ridiculous.....Mother, why are you fall in love with this people.....
Childe: Hey!
Author: Sorry, Sei is not used with human. So he tends to speak straight forward.
Seishin:....I see a little point to make love for pleasure..... Don't you human have something better ....than thinking about this?....
Xiao: I'm no mortal, demon.
Seishin:..................
Author:.....Sei, Xiao didn't mean it. He just aware that you have a lot of dark aura from the dead.
Seishin:.................
Diluc: Why are we talking about this dirty stuff?
Seishin:..... because it's pointless.....
Author: Sei, let's get your clothes for the book, Kay?
Seishin:....Mother, is having sex good?....
Author:.........I don't know. I never experienced it, and I don't want to experience it now......
Seishin:.....I'm sorry for asking, mother.....
Author: You're curious, it's okay. Let's go.
*Author and Seishin leave*
Y/N:.....Yeah, you would never see NSFW book in her account forever people.
Ayato: Convince her?
Y/N: How is that make any better?
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Yeah, I suffer with a mental health problem, sleeping problem and migraine. I'm still doing great either way.
I DID hear Azeru NSFW. I'dk why I still enjoy it, like wtf. But I'm not ready to commit myself to write NSFW story.
Seishin is my bby.