Sanscest Oneshots

By Ravenpoint

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Basically whatever ship whenever I feel like it. Some thing or ships might come up again and again. I get a l... More

Starting A/N
Killer x Mermaid Nightmare - The River
Crerror - Purring
Killerdust - I'm here.
Vampire Ink x Dream - Legends Are Wrong Sometimes
Dreamswap Drink - Sick Day
Fluffynight - Cat Café
SD Dream x Nightmare x DS Dream (Lime)
Bird x Dance - Jacket Thief
Bluemoon - Clingy Octo
Horrordust - Shopping
DS Dream x Night x Swad - Smol
Ccino x Neko Dream - Meow!
Killermare - Lonely
Delusion x Neko Nightmare x Swad - Our Little Neko
Nightberry - Secret Friends
OuterSci - A Little Problem
DS Dreammare - No One Deserves An Untimely Death
Delusion x Neko!Nightmare x Swad - Our Little Neko V.2
Swad x SD!Nightmare x Delusion - Kidnapped
Drink - The Wandering Artist
Bad Sans Poly - Lake Day
Red x Lust - Rough Days
Drinkberry - A Day Out
Killermare - Snow
Insomnia - Ice Skating
Fluffynight - I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Swad x Nightmare x Delusion - Birbs
Killer x Lust - Sick
Driller - Star-Crossed Lovers
Crossberry - A Place to Stay
Trans DS!Dream x DS!Blue - A Painful Day
Bad guys x Lust (Part 2 to K x L - Sick)
Errormare - You Speak Spanish?!
Kidnapped - Part 2
Killer x Outer - I want you to be happy.
Dream x Night - He Waited All Those Years.
Killer x Outer part 2 - Don't You Dare Die!
Illusion Nightmare x Shattered - I just want you back.
Criller - Showers
NightInk - I Don't Want a Friend!
Dreamswap Inkmare - You're Dumb And Require Protection
Blue x Bad Guys - A Critical Mistake
Nightmare x Blue
Creammare (Lemon) - A Little Break
DS Inkmare Part 2 - A Baby
DS Nightberry - The Right Place
DS Drinkberry - Flirting with Another
Fluffydream - Valentines to Lovers
Horror x Farm - Food
Demon!Killer x Night - Demonic Idiot
Bad Sanses x Night - Scared
Inkmare - Idiot Artist
Bitty!Cross x Bitty ??? - Reunited
Errorberry - Please Let Me Stay
Petting Bird Wings - Multi-ship-short-story
Horrorlust - Pen Pals
Fluffymare - Underlying Negativity
DS Errorink - I Care for You
HorrorKillerDust - Fighting Over Who?
HorrorDust - Love youuu!
Lust x Ccino - Newcomer
Killerink - You're Like Me.
Drink - You Won't Forget Me, Right?
Killerink Part 2 - Defending His Love
DS Dreammare - Knocking on the Window
Nightcross - Just the Two of Us
Inkmare - An Unlikely Meeting
Nightkiller - Coming Home.
Cream - It's Okay to be Scared
DS Drink and DS Blink - 2 Different Stories
Dreamberry - Picnic
Killermare - A Little Date
Ink and Pregnant(?)!Octopus!Nightmare - Please, for me?
Swadmare - Just One More Chance?
Swap x Fellswap Sans - Training
Cross x Nightmare x Swad - Stolen Love
Crink - Thunder
Cross x Dream x Blue - Snow Fun
Cream(🍋) - Well That Escalated Quickly
Mommare - Follow the Stars
Afterdust - Screw Memories
Error and Dream - A Child...
Cream - Happy Pride Month!
Meme Squad Poly - I'm not good enough.
Error and Dream - A Child... (Part 2)
Nighterror - You Can Always Tell Me
Epic x Night - Whats a meme?
Fluffymare - Adorable Waiter
Creak - Roller Skating
DS Errormare - Cold
Kross - Finally Back
DS Crink - I Don't Need Help!
Killermare - Scars
DS Crink - I Don't Need Help! (Part 2)
Afterdeath - There's No One Else I'd Rather Have
Inkmare (🍋) - Something More
Mama Nootmare - Your New Little Brother
Dream and Night - Memories
Lustberry - Saturdays
2 Mama Nightmare Oneshots
Horrorlust - A little detour
Mama Nightmare - Taken Away
Killermare and Cream (🍋) - Truth or Dare
Driller - Tell Me Next Time!
Mama Dream - Kiddos
Killermare - You Matter to Me.
Errormare - Can You Try to Remember?
DS Drink (🍋) - Reward
Nightberry - You're Staying
Mama Error - Problem Solver
Fluffynight - Sad Be Gone
HorrorBlue - Little Meet-ups
DS Dreammare(🍋) - Last Wish
Driller - Kitten
Night and Blue - You're Staying with Me
Fluffykillermare - Comfort Person
Post x Ccino - A Break
Drink - It's Okay to Not be Okay
DS Drink - Why Won't You Tell Me?!
Fluffydream - Bird in a Cage

Swad x Neko!Nightmare x Delusion - Special Service

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By Ravenpoint

This was requested by @GhamzehPmd

Nightmare POV:

I walked along the decorated path to the castle. I'd taken a job as a maid there. I had a few offered from different kingdoms, but why would I leave? My brother would throw a fit. I work for the married bird-kings. King Swad and King Delusion. The only downside. A lot of positivity.

I walked in and looked around. I needed to find one of the Kings, preferably Delusion as he's not as crazy. Swad is a bit...weird. I walked through the halls and bumped into another maid.

"Can you tell me where I can find one of the kings?" I asked. She looked me up and down in my black and white outfit. It was just a short-sleeved long black dress with a white apron, just like hers. Not that impressive.

"One is in his chambers and the other is somewhere." She said a bit rudely before walking off. My ears went back with frustration. 'Why so rude?'

I wandered around until I came across a large door. Like, very tall door. I know I'm short but I'm not that short. I knocked on the door. Soon it opened. Delusion was in there.

"Oh, you must be the new maid." I tilted my head a little as he seemed to have a bit of yellow creeping onto his cheeks.

"Yep." I confirmed. "What do you need me to do?"

"We need you to clean up the library. Swad's brother came by the other day and left everything everywhere." He then closed the door.

I walked down to their library and almost screeched. There were books all over the floor! Some were in horrible positions for the paper too!

A few hours later I was finishing up fixing books and placing them in their correct places when I felt someone wrap their arms around me and pick me up.

"Well~! Who's this cutie~?" I immediately knew it was King Swad. I squeaked after figuring out my words weren't working. Swad spun me around in his arms. "Oh~! You're the new maid! Sorry about the mess my brother left in here." He placed me back down. "You may go now, darling~." He cooed as I walked out. A teal hue crept onto my face against my will.

Swad POV:

I watched her walk out. Her tail swayed behind her as she did. Delusion and I may be married, yes, but we'd always felt like we were missing something. Or someone. I need to go tell Delusion. We were thinking about a poly relationship not too long ago.

"Delusion!" I shouted as I flung the door open. He whipped around and almost stabbed me in the face with his claymore.

"Oh for heavens sake Swad, LEARN TO KNOCK!" Delusion shouted at me.

I laughed and told him about what I thought. Delusion thought for a moment. Then he agreed. He told me about how he thought that maid looked cute when she arrived at our door. We both agreed that we could try to invite her to our relationship. But first we need to make her like us.

~A Few Weeks Later~

Over the weeks, we'd bought Nightmare dresses, flowers, stuffed animals, anything she asked for pretty much. We'd kissed her a little through the weeks and she never denied it, so I'm pretty sure it's good to say she likes us.

I knocked on Nightmare's door. I had another gift for her. She opened it and I handed her the plushie of a bird. She took it and looked at it, a little smiled creeping onto her face as her tail waved happily behind her.

"Awww! It's so cute!" She hugged it close. She was so cute. "Thank you, your Highness!"

"Again darling, just Swad is fine." I grabbed her skull and kissed her forehead. She giggled.

I said a goodbye and gently closed the door. As I was beginning to walk away, I felt eyes watching me. I turned and noticed a few of the other maids watching. Holy cow they were bad at spying. I pretended I saw nothing and kept walking. What can they do?

Marissa(One of the Maids) POV:
(Quick Note: I used random names. Sorry if they happen to be yours.)

"Well, what do we do now?" Lacey asked. "They clearly like the stupid neko. She's only been here for a few weeks."

"Lacey, It's okay, we can still make them love us. And show that neko who're the senior maids around here." Tina said.

'This isn't going to end well.' I thought.

"Where's Diana? She'd love to help!" Tina turned to me. "Want to come, Mar?"

"Okay." Tina and Lacey did have one thing right. This was going to be fun.

Diana didn't want anything to do with it! That surprised all three of us. There were many other maids in the castle, but of all people, Diana, one of the few who had a crush on the kings as well, didn't want to help! She said 'If they wanted to love us, they would. Don't force them.'. Pfft. Stupid Diana. They won't know.

Lacey, Tina, and I made the kings' favorite drinks. We then took some aphrodisiac we had and put a lot of it in. They're going to love~ us tonight.

I brought the drinks to them. They were watching a movie on the couch. They accepted the drinks gratefully. Lacey and Tina were watching from the door. I joined them and we waited for the drug to take effect. It did pretty soon. It hit Delusion first and he he looked really uncomfortable. Lacey walked in and began talking to him right as the effect hit Swad. I smiled.

Delusion POV:

I was in pain. One of the maids walked up to me and I looked at her. She was saying something, but I didn't care enough to decipher what. I wanted-no.-I needed Nightmare. I turned to Swad and whispered that in his ear. He smiled and looked at me. I looked at the maid in front of me. She smiled. I stood up and walked past her. Swad followed. A couple of other maids were by the door and looked stunned. I grabbed Swad's hand and led him to Nightmare's room. We entered and didn't see her. I heard noises in the bathroom. I knocked on the door as Swad locked the main door and flopped onto the bed. No one answered. Swad walked up to me as I opened the bathroom door. We walked in and saw Nightmare in nothing but a towel. Her face erupted in a teal blush.

"Wh-What are you doing?" She asked.

I couldn't take it. Her beautiful body was right there. I took a deep breath and walked up to her.

"H-hey!!" She shouted.

I grabbed her and kissed her deeply. She tensed up at first then melted into me. I slid my tongue into her mouth before she could stop it. I smiled a bit into the kiss as she grabbed my jacket. I picked her up and turned to Swad. I let go of the kiss, leaving a little trail of saliva between us.

"Can't we have some fun?" I asked. Swad crept up behind her and began kissing her neck. She gasped and hummed.

"Y-Yeah~." She moaned. Swad bit down hard as she said that.

I kissed down her neck to the edge of the towel. I can't wait to take this off~.

~Teh Next Morning~

I woke up hugging Nightmare from behind while she snuggled against Swad. She's so cute when she's asleep. We'll protect her as well as we can. From anyone. I nuzzled into the back of her neck.

~A Few Weeks Later~

Swad POV:

Me and Delusion figured out which maids caused our...lovey...state a few weeks ago and fired them.

Now we were watching shows together. We invited Nightmare, but she declined because she had to work. She still declined even when we told her she'd still get paid. I was laying in Delusion's lap as patted my head.

"Hey bird-brains!" Nightmare entered the room and seemed a bit upset. "I need you help reaching something on a shelf. Diana's busy."

I chuckled. Me and Delusion got up and followed her to a supply closet. I walked in and her after me. It was a small closet. Delusion squeezed in after us.

"Wait, wait, WAIT!" Nightmare called right as the door closed. "Well crap. That door locks when it closes. Now we're stuck..."

I leaned back. The three of us were now squished together. Delusion was fiddling with the doorknob. It wasn't working. I turned around and leaned towards Delusion. Nightmare was getting more squished between us. I tried to force the door open and it didn't work.

"Ah~!" We looked down at Nightmare who clamped her hands over her mouth.

"You okay, darling~?" I cooed.

"It's r-really hot..." She said. I looked at Delusion and we smirked.

I grabbed her and pulled her close. I grinded against her a little. She gasped. Delusion pulled her chin up and kissed her.

"Ready?" I asked her. Delusion let go of the kiss and she nodded while panting.

~Another Two-ish Weeks Later~

Nightmare POV:

What is it with me and the kings getting locked in rooms?! Diana had locked us in the damn basement now! I actually really like Diana. We became friends. Another issue. The basement is very hot. I don't want another supply closet issue, but Diana won't open the door! My ears were down flat. I turned to the two kings and blushed. They'd taken their jackets and shirts off. One last issue. My ecto-body was summoned and I can't de-summon it right now. A thought dawned on me. Diana planned all this didn't she? I glared at the door atop the steps.

"Nightmare, dear, aren't you hot?" Delusion asked. Truth is, I was.

"Yeah. But I don't have anything on under this." I told him. I noticed Swad had vanished somewhere.

Delusion and I chatted for a bit until water was suddenly thrown on me. I squeaked and my ears went up in surprise. The clothes clung to me as I looked and saw Swad throw a bottle of water away. My ears went back down as I glared at him.

"What?" He said innocently "You looked hot darling~."

I hated the way my clothes were clinging to me.  I said screw it in my mind and began stripping. The two birds were watching and I could feel their increasing lust. Soon I was left in nothing but my underwear and bra. I'd had to wear one today because of my ecto-body situation. I looked away from them out of embarrassment. I felt someone pick me up. It was Swad. He began kissing my head.

"Swaaaad. Put me down." I said.

"Nope." He kissed my shoulder. "You're very beautiful."

I pulled his head to me and kissed him. He kissed back. Delusion came over. I internally sighed. Time for another supply room incident.

Idiots.

~Next Morning~

Delusion POV:

I awoke to someone smacking me. I blinked awake and saw Nightmare. Her tail was smacking an annoyed Swad.

"Moonlight, calm down and tell us why your mad." I told her.

"Look!" She pointed to her neck. It was covered in bites and a collar we'd given her. The collar was lavender with a little lavender moon hanging from it.

She looked really cute with her cheeks puffed out angrily. She was still smacking a now irritated Swad with her tail. I laughed and sat up. I pulled her to me so she'd stop hitting Swad.

"Sorry kitten." I told her.

"You better take care of me."

"We will." She reached for my jacket which was on the floor.

"Gimme." She muttered. I stretched my wings down and got it.

She took it and wrapped it around herself. She giggled cutely. Swad crawled over and petted her. She began purring.

So cute~!

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