I love you.
You, with your stupid cute face, and your obscene height that pisses me off.
Your disgustingly adorable smile and the way you laugh makes me gag with happiness.
Hold my fucking hands, you jerk.
Kiss me softly, you big dummy.
Hug me tight and never let go, you asshole.
You, and your stupidly giant hands and your giant feet. How aren't you clumsy? You dick.
You make me angry and I love you for it.
They've always said that if art doesn't piss you off, then it isn't art.
Fuck off. I love you.