Sanscest Oneshots

By Ravenpoint

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Basically whatever ship whenever I feel like it. Some thing or ships might come up again and again. I get a l... More

Starting A/N
Killer x Mermaid Nightmare - The River
Crerror - Purring
Killerdust - I'm here.
Vampire Ink x Dream - Legends Are Wrong Sometimes
Dreamswap Drink - Sick Day
Fluffynight - Cat Café
SD Dream x Nightmare x DS Dream (Lime)
Bird x Dance - Jacket Thief
Bluemoon - Clingy Octo
Horrordust - Shopping
DS Dream x Night x Swad - Smol
Ccino x Neko Dream - Meow!
Killermare - Lonely
Delusion x Neko Nightmare x Swad - Our Little Neko
Nightberry - Secret Friends
OuterSci - A Little Problem
DS Dreammare - No One Deserves An Untimely Death
Delusion x Neko!Nightmare x Swad - Our Little Neko V.2
Drink - The Wandering Artist
Swad x Neko!Nightmare x Delusion - Special Service
Bad Sans Poly - Lake Day
Red x Lust - Rough Days
Drinkberry - A Day Out
Killermare - Snow
Insomnia - Ice Skating
Fluffynight - I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Swad x Nightmare x Delusion - Birbs
Killer x Lust - Sick
Driller - Star-Crossed Lovers
Crossberry - A Place to Stay
Trans DS!Dream x DS!Blue - A Painful Day
Bad guys x Lust (Part 2 to K x L - Sick)
Errormare - You Speak Spanish?!
Kidnapped - Part 2
Killer x Outer - I want you to be happy.
Dream x Night - He Waited All Those Years.
Killer x Outer part 2 - Don't You Dare Die!
Illusion Nightmare x Shattered - I just want you back.
Criller - Showers
NightInk - I Don't Want a Friend!
Dreamswap Inkmare - You're Dumb And Require Protection
Blue x Bad Guys - A Critical Mistake
Nightmare x Blue
Creammare (Lemon) - A Little Break
DS Inkmare Part 2 - A Baby
DS Nightberry - The Right Place
DS Drinkberry - Flirting with Another
Fluffydream - Valentines to Lovers
Horror x Farm - Food
Demon!Killer x Night - Demonic Idiot
Bad Sanses x Night - Scared
Inkmare - Idiot Artist
Bitty!Cross x Bitty ??? - Reunited
Errorberry - Please Let Me Stay
Petting Bird Wings - Multi-ship-short-story
Horrorlust - Pen Pals
Fluffymare - Underlying Negativity
DS Errorink - I Care for You
HorrorKillerDust - Fighting Over Who?
HorrorDust - Love youuu!
Lust x Ccino - Newcomer
Killerink - You're Like Me.
Drink - You Won't Forget Me, Right?
Killerink Part 2 - Defending His Love
DS Dreammare - Knocking on the Window
Nightcross - Just the Two of Us
Inkmare - An Unlikely Meeting
Nightkiller - Coming Home.
Cream - It's Okay to be Scared
DS Drink and DS Blink - 2 Different Stories
Dreamberry - Picnic
Killermare - A Little Date
Ink and Pregnant(?)!Octopus!Nightmare - Please, for me?
Swadmare - Just One More Chance?
Swap x Fellswap Sans - Training
Cross x Nightmare x Swad - Stolen Love
Crink - Thunder
Cross x Dream x Blue - Snow Fun
Cream(🍋) - Well That Escalated Quickly
Mommare - Follow the Stars
Afterdust - Screw Memories
Error and Dream - A Child...
Cream - Happy Pride Month!
Meme Squad Poly - I'm not good enough.
Error and Dream - A Child... (Part 2)
Nighterror - You Can Always Tell Me
Epic x Night - Whats a meme?
Fluffymare - Adorable Waiter
Creak - Roller Skating
DS Errormare - Cold
Kross - Finally Back
DS Crink - I Don't Need Help!
Killermare - Scars
DS Crink - I Don't Need Help! (Part 2)
Afterdeath - There's No One Else I'd Rather Have
Inkmare (🍋) - Something More
Mama Nootmare - Your New Little Brother
Dream and Night - Memories
Lustberry - Saturdays
2 Mama Nightmare Oneshots
Horrorlust - A little detour
Mama Nightmare - Taken Away
Killermare and Cream (🍋) - Truth or Dare
Driller - Tell Me Next Time!
Mama Dream - Kiddos
Killermare - You Matter to Me.
Errormare - Can You Try to Remember?
DS Drink (🍋) - Reward
Nightberry - You're Staying
Mama Error - Problem Solver
Fluffynight - Sad Be Gone
HorrorBlue - Little Meet-ups
DS Dreammare(🍋) - Last Wish
Driller - Kitten
Night and Blue - You're Staying with Me
Fluffykillermare - Comfort Person
Post x Ccino - A Break
Drink - It's Okay to Not be Okay
DS Drink - Why Won't You Tell Me?!
Fluffydream - Bird in a Cage

Swad x SD!Nightmare x Delusion - Kidnapped

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SD!Night will also be referred to as Moon. Most of this will probably be in his POV.

Moon POV:

I was walking alone. I was not having a good day. Things were going wrong left and right and stupid Swad was in the middle of all of it. I took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit it. I needed a smoke. I kept a lighter on me for exactly these reasons. I took the cigarette out of my mouth breathed a puff of smoke as I walked. This area was quite calming. A little lake without much going on. I stopped in front of the lake and sat down. I watched my reflection ripple as I put out the cigarette in the water. This was one of the few places Swad didn't touch. I guess bird-people don't like water. I watched my reflection return. I didn't have any time to react as I saw someone behind me when some something slammed into the side of my head. I fell sideways and everything went black right as I hit the ground. 'Who was that...?'

Swad POV:

"That was easier than you said it'd be." Delusion's voice came from beside me.

"He usually puts up a fight. I also don't come here often, so he thought I didn't know about it." I explained. I grabbed Moon's ankle and began dragging him.

"What are you doing?!" Delusion shouted.

"What?" I asked, honestly confused.

"If you want him to like you, you can't give him a concussion. Give him to me." I dropped Moon's ankle and Delusion picked him up and slung him over his shoulder. "See? He doesn't get a concussion, and I still have an open arm." I rolled my eyes.

"Let's just head back to the palace." I spread my wings and took off a moment later. Delusion followed.

"When is he supposed to wake up?" Delusion called to me over the wind.

"I don't know. Let's just get him back before he does." I replied.

A few minutes later we began diving down. We landed just outside the palace and the guards opened the door for us, well, me. They almost slammed the door in Delusion's face. Then I smacked him with my wing and they let Delusion in.

"What're we doing with him again?" Delusion asked as we walked through the castle, getting some weird glances.

"Making him love us, silly~. So we have to take him to the bedroom." I cooed. Delusion smirked.

We walked up to my bedroom. When Delusion placed Moon on the nest-shaped bed, I summoned some chains made with positivity and placed one on both of his wrists. I connected them to the bed frame. He already looked very cute. He wouldn't be able to escape because of the positivity. I smiled. I left his legs unchained because I didn't want to hinder him at all~.

I walked out with Delusion after. I knew we both had the same thought.
Moon was finally ours.

Moon POV:

I awoke with a splitting headache and my arms stuck above my head. I tried to move them and they were stopped. I looked up and noticed the chains on my wrists. 'Oh it's Swad. It's f**king Swad.' I thought angrily. I noticed he didn't chain my legs up though. 'I can do a somersault.' I thought. I did exactly that and flipped onto my feet near the wall of the nest shape. My hands were still stuck as ever though. I flipped my wrists around within the chain and tried to get them out, but my hands were too big.

"Damn you Swad." I muttered under my breath.

I was already quite tired due to the positivity. I gave one last tug before falling face first onto the fluffy bed. 'Well that went great.' I thought sarcastically. Then the door opened. I looked up and saw Swad, but not Swad. It was another bird-Dream yes, but this one had more of a regal look to him. His crown was also on his head, where it should be.

"Swad did you get plastic surgery?" I asked. The newcomer glared at me.

"I'm not Swad. I'm Delusion. A different au." He said.

"Well go back there. I don't wanna meet you." I said, burying my face back into the nest-bed.

"You're somehow more rude than my own Nightmare. He's definitely more chaotic than you though."

"I don't need to hear about your dumb Nightmare! Get me out of here!" I shouted. I kicked my legs like a child.

"No can do, Moons." And with that he walked out.

'Moons?' I thought 'What? Does this imposter bird think I like him?'

"Oh Darling~!" I cringed at the voice as I heard it down the hall. This 'Delusion' had told Swad I'm awake.

Swad entered the room and walked up to me. He picked me up and flipped me back so I was sitting on my butt again and cupped my cheeks.

"How'd you like you're rest, love?" He asked.

"Screw off! I am not your 'love'!" I kicked him away as I said that. He crossed his arms.

He backed up a big as I shouted profanities at him. As I was, a bagel was shoved in my mouth. A bagel? It had filling too. I ate it because Delusion wouldn't let me spit it out. I swallowed it and Delusion finally removed his hand from my mouth. I sat there as they watched me.

Slowly. Very slowly I started to heat up. They put something in the bagel! Those bastards! It was most likely aphrodisiac judging by my desire to...kiss them-no! But they seem so hot a-and I want them.

"What'cha thinking, Moon~?" Swad cooed to me. He sounded so sexy.

He began taking my sweatshirt(?) off. I helped him. Delusion began kissing me. I kissed back as I felt Swad teleport the rest of my clothes off. He placed his hands on my hip-bones and leaned over to my neck. He must've taken his clothes off too. He left little butterfly kisses all over my neck. I shivered. Then he licked along the side of my neck. I moaned into the kiss. Delusion took his chance and slipped his tongue into my mouth. Swad bit down on my neck and I screamed a little. It was SO good! Once Delusion let go of the kiss, him and Swad switched. Delusion quickly took off his clothes and began biting the other side of my neck, meanwhile Swad was now making out with me. Swad sat in my lap so that he was now straddling me. I moved my arms a bit and wrapped them around his waist. I never wanna stop kissing him.

~In The Morning~

I was all cozy and warm. Then a breeze hit my bare ribs. I blinked awake. I recalled last night's events and shuddered. Then a thought hit me. 'We didn't use protection, did we?' I wiggled my way out of the canopy of wings and saw my ecto-stomach still summoned. 'Well crap. Now I can't smoke!' I groaned as I got my clothes back on, excluding my shirt. I took Delusion's coat and put it on too.

"OI!" I shouted "Bird-brains!" Delusion sat up and saw me there, Swad groaned and rolled over.

"I guess he doesn't want to know you two got me pregnant." I said nonchalantly. Delusion's eyes widened. He got up and walked over.

"Sorry. I didn't anticipate that." He apologized. "Triplets." What? I looked down. There were three souls. I squeaked in shock. Swad sat up and looked at us.

"Why'd he squeak?" He asked.

"I'm pregnant, stupid!" I shouted "With TRIPLETS?!" I squeaked again. Delusion laughed. Swad's jaw dropped. Delusion picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. "I'm not gonna get rid of them. But you two better bend to my will while I'm pregnant with your kids." Swad hugged us.

"Alright." He said

Maybe he wasn't so bad. Sometimes.

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