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Y/n: hey Chan, do you want a quickie in the kitchen?
Chan: a WHAT?
Y/n: you know, one of those egg baking things. Minho made some! :)
Chan: A QUICHE? YOU MEAN A QUICHE?
(I actually thought it was pronounced 'quickie' for a while-)
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Jeongin: you should accept your flaws, like me.
Y/n: you've accepted your flaws?
Jeongin: no, I've accepted yours.
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Chan: okay, so we're going to need a few shots for the tour
Minho & Y/n: HELL YEAH! LET'S POUR THE GOOD STUFF!
Chan: n-no...I meant medical shots
Y/n: -pulls vodka bottle out of thin air from behind her back and sets it down on the counter with sadness-
Chan: where did you even get that? You're underage!
Minho: -backs away into the shadows-
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Felix: if we put Minho and Seungmin in a room together, who do you think would come out crying first?
Hyunjin & Y/n: the room.
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Y/n: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is your thing! They're all such posers.
Chan: y/n...for the last time, we are at a funeral-
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Minho: I love how cats dilate their pupils when it's time to be fucking stupid. I wish I could do that.
Y/n: you do do that...
Jisung: -giggling- you said doodoo
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Changbin: I'm so tired. I give up.
Hyunjin: QUICK! GET THE EMERGENCY SUPPLY!
Jisung & Chan: -carries Y/n and Felix out of their rooms and places them in front of Changbin-
Y/n & Felix: -smiles-
Changbin: AAAAND IM BACK!
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Y/n: I don't know...just believe in yourself
Jisung: believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?
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Teacher: you've failed two tests.
Y/n: and you've failed to educate me twice now.
Jisung: BURN!
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Y/n: FELIX COME HERE NOW! I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU
Felix: oooh someone's in trouble
Felix: ...
Felix: It's me, why did I even say that-
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Y/n: I lost Changbin!
Chan: HOW DO YOU LOSE CHANGBIN?
Y/n: in my defense, he's really small
Hyunjin: you're an inch smaller than him-
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Y/n: it costs $400 dollars to see a therapist.
Y/n: but it's free to tell yourself, 'it be like that sometimes'
Minho: facts.
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Seungmin: -pulls out nerf gun-
Jisung: hey! We said no guns!
Seungmin: did we? I thought we said no gum-
Y/n: but you're also chewing gum
Seungmin: -blows bubble- I'm a wild card
Felix: wait we're playing uno now?
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Y/n: -bleeding out on the floor-
Chan: why did you stuff the first aid kit with hot Cheetos?
Jisung: it was funny at the time-
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Changbin: -slides into the dorm with sunglasses on, wearing a lei, and dragging a drunk passed out Y/n behind him in a red wagon-
Changbin: guys, you're not gonna fucking believe this-
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Felix: if you were to die, what would your last word be?
Minho: finally.
Y/n: same!
Minho & Y/n: -high fives-
Felix: -sits there traumatized-
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Seungmin: look, if I could sit in a cafe all day reading books and drinking coffee with no interruptions, I would.
Y/n: you already did that three times this week
Seungmin: twice. Jisung showed up yesterday just to spill my coffee on me and proceeded tell me it was an accident
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Y/n: -screams-
Hyunjin: why are you screaming?!
Y/n: -points at Jisung- IM SCARED OF CLOWNS!
Jisung: -standing there clueless-
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Minho: -storms out of the bathroom with blue dye all over his face-
Minho: DID YOU PUT DYE IN MY FACEWASH?
Y/n: -innocently- you said it was your favorite color!
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Y/n: do you want rice with that?
Felix: -looks around for a moment then looks back at Y/n- me?
Y/n: no, the ghost behind you.
Felix: -jumps out of his seat and hides behind y/n- WHERE?!
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Y/n: -doing Changbin's emo makeup-
Y/n: done!
Changbin: -looks in mirror with horror-
Changbin: you said you were doing glam, not goth makeup-
Y/n: -crosses arms- I thought you said you like 'dark'
A/n: I love making these- some of these are featured from the stupid things my friends say to me 😃