Who You Are In A Horror Movie
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Finn:
- idk bout anybody else but sometimes this man gives me serious psycho vibes
- Like you wouldn't expect it but it makes sense
- He's the killer nobody suspects
- It's a Scream situation where you're definitely the badass final girl
- But to keep it less angsty let's say he actually does love you, he's just killing for you
- reading that out loud sounds so fucked up, uh-
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Mike:
- idk basic stranger things shit
- you have a villain arc but ur still the hero
- he's ur bitch that ur always saving from the killer
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Miles:
- You're the protagonists' older sibling whose an annoying bitch
- Miles would be your annoying ass boyfriend and y'all would terrify the shit out of the protagonist's friends
- Y'all are definitely that creepy gothic couple everybody judges (let's be honest it's hot tho)
- Everyone would think Miles is the killer bc it's Miles but it turns out he's just a spooky hot asshole and he ends up dying first
- 🤷
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Boris:
- Everyone thinks he's a dumbass
- But he actually has rlly good survival skills
- Y'all overpower the killer together and win
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Trevor:
- You're the psycho killer
- He's the sweetheart who will do anything for you and defend you at any costs
- It's kind of sad tbh ur just using him and he loves u
- Fuck u