Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

By BlackMors_

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Just some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will prob... More

Pronouns n stuff
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40k Reads QnA
Correct Quotes!
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Beef: Just be yourself.

Wels: Really? Beef, I have one day to win over his parents.

Wels: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Ren: Couple of weeks.

Tfc: Six months.

Etho: Jury's still out.

Wels: See Beef? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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Cleo: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Stress: For self defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bdubs, BadTimes, & Iskall: Okay.

Stress: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bdubs: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Iskall: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

BadTimes: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Cub: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Impulse: Theft.

Grian: Disturbing the peace.

Hypno: Aggravated assault.

Tango: Arson.

X: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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xB: How would you like to live forever?

False: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.

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Doc: Time sensitive question how flirt boy

Scar: Throw rocks at him

Zed: Hot Dogs

Pearl: Kill him

Doc: Thanks guys

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Mumbo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Keralis: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

True: You would eat yourself?

Keralis: I wouldn't even question it.

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Biffa: Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?

Jevin: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.

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Gem: I thought I told you no.

Ex: But your eyes said yes.

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Hels: Just 'cause I had a breakdown doesn't mean I'm not right.

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Joe: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? 

NPG: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Today's Question:

Do you watch the Hermitcraft Recap?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors

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