I found more.
Here's some more funny quotes as an apology for the last two chapters.
Enjoy!
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Chan: in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost-
Jeongin: head, shoulders, knees and toes-
Y/n: turn up your nose and strike that pose-
Jisung: HEEEEEEYY MACARENA
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Jeongin: -accidentally trips down the stairs-
Hyunjin: -catches him-
Hyunjin: I think you just...
Hyunjin:
Hyunjin: fell for me -grinning-
Jeongin: ...
Jeongin: put me down.
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Jisung: so are any of you NOT in love with me?
Y/n: ...
Felix: ...
Minho: -raises hand-
Seungmin: put your hand down.
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Jeongin: will you sing me to sleep?
Felix: of course!
Y/n: always, Jeongin.
(Felix and Y/n take a big inhale)
Y/n & Felix: I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK-
Chan: NAUR-
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(Talking about losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors to Changbin and her penalty having to wash the dishes from dinner earlier)
Y/n: and when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany
Y/n: -earlier that day- I am going to throw myself into the sea.
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Y/n: what's for dinner?
Seungmin: -stares at the food he just burnt-
Seungmin: regret.
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Minho: you know I hate it when you make up words
Chan: are you still mad at me for saying "snacksident?"
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Felix: I'll make you some brownies
Hyunjin: I don't really want any
Felix: it's not optional.
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(At the dinner table)
Changbin: can you pass me that?
Y/n:
Changbin:
Y/n: -moves it further away-
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Y/n: hi -smiles-
-silence-
Y/n: everyone's bones are wet
Chan: why would you say that?
Y/n: nobody was saying hi back.
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Minho: I'm going to take you out.
Jisung: good! it's a date
Minho: I meant that as a threat-
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Y/n: what are we doing on the floor?
Felix: you passed out so I laid here next to you to make it look like we were vibing
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Y/n: I am willing to do a lot of things.
Y/n: but admitting to Chan that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket isn't one of them.
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Hyunjin: wait we can't go in there, it says 18+ only and there's four of us.
(Changbin and Minho glance at each other)
Y/n: you're so dumb.
(Changbin and Minho sigh of relief)
Y/n: just invite more people
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Chan: everyone should be kind to me for these very reasons!
Chan: reason 1:
Chan: please-
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Changbin: I'm a limited edition. Only one of me. I'm unique. No copies!
Y/n: thank god.
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(Jisung watering a plant)
Y/n: did no one tell him that's fake?
Chan: -sighs-
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(Door swings open)
Y/n: Jisung what the hell-
Jisung: SEUNGMIN IS ON THE ROOF
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Minho: Y/n
Y/n: -wakes up deliriously- huh
Minho: do you want one of Felix's cookies?
Y/n:
Y/n: it's 4 in the god damn morning-
A/n: I'm living for the Changbin and Y/n siblings vibes.