I'm in love with these.
Enjoy!
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Y/n: -waking up from a nap- where am I?
Minho: -sarcastically- heaven.
Y/n: -stares at Minho-
Minho: -stares back-
Y/n: huh. I didn't think you'd be here
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(In a museum)
Y/n: can we take a picture?
Chan: -takes his phone out- sure, why not?
Y/n: -grabs a painting off of the wall in a hurry- okay, let's go before they catch us-
Chan: nAuR-
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Jisung: -worried- has anyone seen where Hyunjin is?!?
Seungmin: don't worry, I saw him last with Y/n
Jisung: -now even MORE concerned- those two sentences never go well together
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(Chan teaching Y/n and Jeongin math)
Chan: -points at a triangle- this means 90 degrees
Y/n: how can it be 90 degrees? It's December
Chan: no, the angle is-
Jeongin: global warming, duh. You really know nothing
Chan: -sighs in disappointment-
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Minho: we have good news and bad news.
Y/n: it's my birthday, please give me the good news first
Jisung: the ants on the sidewalk LOVED your cake!
Y/n: wh-
Minho: after Changbin DROPPED IT
Changbin: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
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Jeongin: Felix, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Felix: the best revenge is letting go and living well
Jeongin: -looks at Y/n-
Jeongin: y/n, how do I-
Y/n: brick.
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Seungmin: ugh, the can opener broke again
Chan: well then, I guess you could say it's a...
Seungmin: don't you dare
Chan: -raising his eyebrows up and down- a CANT opener
Seungmin: 🧍♂️
Seungmin: get out.
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Y/n: I have an idea!
Changbin: no bullying Chan today.
Y/n: I no longer have an idea
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Felix: did you know that when you get a song stuck in your head it's because your soulmate is singing it?
Minho: then who the fuck has been singing an avada kedavra remix in the middle of the night for the past three weeks?
Jisung: -internally panicking-
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Y/n: butter is just food lotion
Minho: there's something wrong with you.
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(Now for a few paboracha quotes...)
Y/n: -hits head and passes out-
Minho: OH MY GOD Y/N FAINTED!
Hyunjin: QUICK CALL 911!!
Jisung: -panicking- WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER?!
Hyunjin: ...
Minho: ...
Changbin: bro-
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Hyunjin: -pushing a door that is clearly marked 'pull'-
Y/n: -filming- push harder.
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Y/n: -sets kitchen on fire-
Changbin: -panicking- WHERE'S MINHO?!
Jisung: HE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!
Y/n: QUICK, PASS ME A BUCKET OF WATER!
Hyunjin: -passes bucket of water-
Y/n: -dumps water on Minho- WAKE UP, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!
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Y/n: -sets down a card- ace of spades!
Felix: -pulling out an uno card- pick up 4!
Jeongin: -pulls out a Pokémon card- Pikachu, I choose you!
Seungmin: are we still playing monopoly-
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(Y/n after being kidnapped)
Y/n: -a blushing mess- so what made you guys choose me?
A/n: i need more 😳