Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

由 BlackMors_

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Just some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will prob... 更多

Pronouns n stuff
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40k Reads QnA
Correct Quotes!
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True: Where the devil is BadTimes?

Zed: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted?

Pearl: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Hels: Are you laughing at that video of Grian and Doc fighting?

X: No.

X: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Biffa: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Impulse: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Scar: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Doc: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Tango, watching Keralis and Iskall fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Etho, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Hypno: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?

Keralis: Etho.

Iskall: Etho.

Etho: Me.

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Ren, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.

Jevin: Fine! Then I'll be Jake-

Grian, under their breath: Don't say Jortles.

Jevin: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.

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Cleo: Adulting is hard.

Cleo: How do I quit?

Stress: Time travel.

Bdubs: Die.

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BadTimes: Guys, Scar is missing.

Tfc: Good

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Beef, about Ex: xB, they're an asshole! They have purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!

xB: Some of those stabbings were accidental!

Beef:

Ex: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental

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NPG & Gem:*Playing video games*

Joe: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

NPG: *silence*

Gem: *silence*

Joe: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

NPG & Gem in shame: Yeah...

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Cub: Wels, what are you doing?

Wels: Making chocolate pudding.

Cub: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Wels: Because I've lost control of my life.

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Mumbo: Please pray for NPG.

False: What happened to him?

Mumbo: Nothing, it's just very stupid.

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Today's question:

If up is left, and the book is a lemon, how many backflips can a cat do backwards?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors

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