MePod: You ready for this?
SumSang: Not really...
MePod: It'll be fine!~
[MePod kisses his cheek]
[They walk into the living room where MePhone4 was]
MePod: Cousin, we have something to tell you-
[SumSang throws up and malfunctions for a minute]
SumSang: I think that went well!
MePod: You threw up and we both left.
SumSang: Ah, that's all in the past.
MePod: It was literally 30 seconds ago..
SumSang: That's a matter of opinion.
MePod: No it isn't. Let's try again.
[They go back]
MePod: Cousin, we have something tell you.
[SumSang takes some drugs and proceeds to faint and collapse]
SumSang: I chloroformed myself, didn't I?
MePod: Yeah, you did.
[He tries to do it again]
[MePod freaks out and slams it out of his hands]
MePod: DON'T DO IT AGAIN! Look... you take the lead this time.
[SumSang agrees]
SumSang: [Gibberish] ...You see, the thing is, MePod and I-
[He pulls out a gun]
SumSang: I'll just kill him.
MePod lowers the gun: WOAH! WOAH!
SumSang: LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!!
MePod: NO NO!!
SumSang: Mom, dad, I'm gay! (He's bi so-)
MePod: WRONG. I hope...
SumSang fighting with MePod over the weapon: IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY!
SumSang: When two people spend a lot of time together-
MePod: WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!
[SumSang speaks German]
SumSang (In German): I had sex with your cousin.
MePod: NEIN!
SumSang: MePhone-
[Future SumSang teleports into the room]
F!SumSang: I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!
SumSang pointing at MePhone4: You're chubby!
MePod: You can't even get THAT right?!
[SumSang makes "lustful" gestures towards MePod]
MePod: ... 🤨
[MePod tries to get the gun]
MePod: SumSang.
SumSang: Give me the-
MePod: SUMSANG.
SumSang: NO-
[Back in the hallway]
SumSang: I'm really bad at this, aren't I?
MePod: Yeah, my cousin is never gonna find out about us.
SumSang: ...Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?!
[He barges into the room with MePod]
SumSang: MePhone, I know this is hard for you to hear,
[He points at MePod]
SumSang: but I'm dating your cousin.
MePhone4: Yeah, that's fine-
[SumSang shoots MePhone4 right through his screen]
SumSang: WHOOPS!
MePod: I think that went well!