Natasha sits on the couch, smirking with her phone in hand, confusing her fellow teammates.
"What's so funny?" Sam Wilson asks, glancing at her before turning back to the tv.
"You've had that look for a whole ten minutes."
"Well, it's gonna take me a minute to add the entire team," Nat scoffs, rolling her eyes as she types on her phone.
. . .
[Group Chat created: Chaos; Added: Stick, Archer, Yoda, Mungo Jerry, Prairie, Chicken, Bob the Builder, Sparkles, Hermione, Spiderling, Old man, Barney]
Mama Spider
Attention Everyone
Attention
Old man
What is this?
Chicken
Yeah
Why did you make a new gc?
AND WHY IS MY NAME CHICKEN???
Mama Spider
Everyone must stay anonymous
As we have a guest
Archer
You didn't
Mama Spider
I did
Rules!
Do not share your real name or anything that could hint the child to your identity
Mung Jerry
What is going on?
Bob the Builder
Yes
And why can we not reveal our identities?
Who is this child you speak of?
Archer
She's a kid I accidentally texted
Idk her real name
But we've been texting for about a week cuz she's lonely
Hermione
Aww
That's nice of you, Clint!
[Mama Spider has deleted Hermione's message]
Mama Spider
I SAID NO REAL NAMES
We might scare her away
Sparkles
I'm in the middle of something
Why was I added to this GC and why do you keep sending messages?
These hundreds of dings are annoying
Spiderling
What's going on, you guys?
I just got out of school and I've got 99+ notifs!
Okay
That's a lie
It's not that many
But still!!
Mama Spider
If you're out of school, than she might be as well!!
Stick
I am out of school
But what is this gc?
Mama Spider
I added Archer and all his friends to a GC so you can chat with all of us!!
Archer
Things are gonna be so much more chaotic now
Great
Old man
You don't sound very excited about this
Archer
I'm not
Stick
It's okay guys
He's just jealous
Mr. Jealous you can't keep me all for yourself
Chicken
Pffft!!
Stick
Ik ik I'm so funny
I'm a comedian
Mama Spider
Mama Spider
Yes?
Stick
Is Spiderling your child?
Mama Spider
In a way
Spiderling
Since when??
Mungo Jerry
Yeah!
Since when?
Sparkles
I thought he was MY child
Old man
No way!
He's always been mine
Mungo Jerry
Really?
Do any of you have adoption papers?
Spiderling
You have aDoPtIoN pApErS??
Mungo Jerry
I've always had adoption papers, kiddie
I just have to get the government to say yes
Spiderling
I'm not an orphan
Oh
Wait
Yes I am
Stick
I only have a mom
Does that count as being an orphan?
Old man
No
Both parents have to be dead
Spiderling
Don't you mean unalived?
Old man
What?
Spiderling
So old...
Stick
Disappointment
You have failed at life good sir
Chicken
Why do I suddenly want to adopt this child?
Mama Spider
You cannot
She is mine
Archer
No?
I saw her first
Mama Spider
You already have 3 kids!
Stick is mine!
Chicken
I said it first!!
Barney
All I know is that a child is being adopted
I call dibs
Chicken
To late
Barney
Well, as far as I know
No one has called dibs yet
So the child is mine
Stick
Can I adopt myself?
Archer
NO
Old man
NO
Chicken
^^
Barney
^^
Mama Spider
You heard the men
You cannot adopt yourself
Sparkles
The judge has spoken
Spiderling
What happened to me being the adoptable child?
Mungo Jerry
You got adopted
That's what happened
Now child
Would you like a sister?
Spiderling
YES
STICK IS MY SISTER NOW
MUNGO JERRY HAS SPOKEN
Stick
Wait
Does that mean I have a dad now?
YAY
I have to go, though
My mom will be here soon
Bye!
Mungo Jerry
Goodbye new daughter
Spiderling
Goodbye new sister
Mama Spider
I guess I'll be the cool aunt
Bye!
Chicken
Ugh
I wanted to adopt her
. . .
Victoria's P.O.V
I push off the wall of the school, not having left the grounds yet, and start walking down the sidewalk, when the Parker kid runs over to me.
"Hey! Victoria!" He grins as he catches up with me.
"Thanks for standing up for me last week."
"No problem, Parker," I nod, sticking my hands into my pockets, my voice a bit raspy as I'm still kinda recovering.
"Oh, you can just call me Peter," the boy tells me. I nod again.
"You um..you busy this Friday? Me and my friends are gonna go grab some pizza after school then go to the park."
"I'm not busy."
"Cool! See you Friday, then?"
"Yup."
. . .
Names;
Mama Spider: Natasha
Chicken: Sam
Old man: Steve
Barney: Bucky
Sparkles: Stephen
Mungo Jerry: Tony
Spiderling: Peter
Archer: Clint
Hermione: Wanda
Yoda: Bruce
Bob the Builder: Thor
Prairie: Laura
Stick: Victoria
If any more people come in, I will share their nicknames
If you guys get the names I will be happy
Specifically Tony, Bruce, Laura and Thor's