Nezu: Do you like staying here?
Me: Soo many cats! Soo cute! Cat heaven!
Nezu: What about your home?
Me: What about it?
I tried playing dumb and also hiding my true intelligence so I thought it would be best to make me sound as ridiculous as I can and hope he wouldn't figure it out.
RG: So you like cats?
Me: Cute and fluffy.
The moment I said that I grabbed Lucifer from my shoulded and hugged him as if he was a plushy. Thankfully the cat let me do as I pleases but for some reason I could see Greed coming over wirh a huge Mew!
Greed: Mew! mrew! mew!
Me: Come Greed!
I opened my arm while holding Lucifer as to invite Greed over. The cat didn't needed another invite and immediately came to me and jumped into my arms basically. Now I had two cats to hug and both of them were really fluffy. They were basically very domesticated and nice to me but from the reaction that I got from RG, I could tell that they were not supposed to act that docile because she was looking at me with wide open eyes and an eye brow up.
Nezu: That is even more intruiging.
Me: Hm?
Nezu: Do you know who I am?
Me: A chimera.
Nezu: Hahaha besides that?
Me: No.
That was such an obvious lie too! How couldn't I know who that in front of me was? I mean how? I was an UA student in my past life. There was really no way, I wouldn't know the infamous and famous Nezu who had soo much power and a lot of blackmail material just for that reason? That was impossible.
Nezu: Do you know what a lie is?
Me: Telling something made up?
Nezu: Or denying the truth.
Me: Okay.
Nezu: You see, when someone lie they tend to look to the right or they pursue their lips. In your case I can tell by the tone of your voice. Can you keep up with me.
Me: Not really.
Nezu: That is another lie.
DANG!
I could fool the lie detectior that is walking around but not Nezu?!
I knew that rat was on another level but this is a bit much don't you think?
Just cut me some slack!
Please!
Me: ....
Nezu: Now I am sure you know that I can tell when you try and lie to me. Shall we start out talk now?
Me: ....
Nezu: I can see by the glittering in your eyes that you are not dumb. You are trying to calculate and assess the situation right now. However I would like to know why you are trying to downplay your intelligents.
Shit what do I do?
I am sure I can't fool him!
Still I have to try!
If he finds out it will be a lot harder to get out...
Why don't I admit a bit but not everything?
I think that should satisfy this chimera!
He sure is one hell of a chimera!
Me: *Sigh* Fine, what do you want.
The moment I gave up, I saw Aizawa gasp and look at me with his eye brow raised before he pinched his nose. Well not surprising since he surely already knew and this whole situation could make him some headaches.
Nezu: Not much just a reason.
Me: How about getting away from my mother?
Nezu: Why?
Me: Aren't you a curious chimera.
* Izuku's mind brought to you by a bunny spacing out and stoping petting the cats*
Me: How about we talk about the fact that you were a lab rat?
Nezu: How did-
Me: Know? I know far more than I should, SCP 455-89.
Nezu: No-
Me: Oh yes and I also know that you destroyed the SCP foundation too!
Nezu: ...
Me: Now do you still want to question me out because the result will be me spilling every information I have about you and I can be dangerous as well.
Nezu: I see. What is it that you desire?
Me: Nothing but to live!
*End of Izuku's mind brought to you by a panther and a chimera calling his name over and over again*
Aizawa: IZUKU!
Me: HUH?! What?
Aizawa: *Sigh* You spaced out.
Me: Oh...
RG: Are you okay dearie?
Me: Yeah, I am fine. I just have a lot to think about.
Nezu: How about I assist you.
Me: No thanks.
Nezu: That was not an inviation.
Me: *Sigh*
Aizawa: Is it about your mother?
No but let's just go with that!
I mean I wanted to basically destroy the rat and make him have a mental break down.
Good that I was just imagining it and didn't do it at all!
It sure would have eneded badly for me.
I mean I don't know.
Would he have attacked us all?
I am sure he would have done something.
Maybe his wild instincts would have gotten triggered.
Me: Yes....
Aizawa: What do you know about her?
Me: Not much. All I know is that she works for another persons name. Tho she never did anything wrong or something like this. All she does is providing them with missing people and come up with plans from what I heard off.
If you can't escape their attention then it's best to devide it!
Thanks for mentioning my mother!
This is brilliant!
I know soo much about my mother!
Tho she never dirtied her hands as of for now.
And I will need to get rid of her and everyone eles of the LOV!
I need them behind bars!
But first I need to gather information.
It would be best if I could stay here in his home, this way I can just grab his costume and resize it in a week and then go out do some vigilante work!
That should work...
But I also need to train my body first.
I give myself 3 months for it.
Nezu: Quite the problem, I see.
Me: Hm.
RG: Dearie did she ever hurt you?
Me: Abused? No. She never touched me but she also never cared about me.
RG: But I can see a lot of bruises and burns on you.
Me: Ah haha that's... ahm ... tha's a different story....
Aizawa: Problem child!
Me: ....
Nezu: Let me take a wild guess: Quirk discrimination?
Me: ... how do you do that if people think that I don't have one?
Nezu: But that is not true now is it?
Aizawa: *Sigh* There is no need to be scared.
Me: ... they are red again, aren't they?
RG: Yes.
Me: *Sigh* People don't know that this is my quirk because they were completly red until now and never changed their color. Besides that I didn't get my quirk when I was 4.
Nezu: I see.
RG: We will need to change your data then.
Me: A bit...
Aizawa: Who did that to you?
Me: A friend.
Nezu: You don't have to be scared at all and you also don't have to hide informations.
Me: A bully at my school.
Nezu: It seems I will need to be talking to the head of the school.
Aizawa: Please do that.
Nezu: Quirk discrimination is against the law and I will not stand it.
Aizawa: Anything else I have to know about you kid?
Me: No.
Aizawa: Good. You don't have to play dumb anymore from now on, got it.
Me: Okay.
The moment I answered Aizawa, I could see Nezu getting a cheshire cat's smile on his face and I knew that he figured something more out about me. The only thing I was hiding was that I was far more intelligent and could take them all down if I wanted to but that was not an option here. I knew soo much about everyone and not only about their quirks. Tho it was dangerous to know so much, I did because of my past.
Still Nezu looked as if he figured me out and that was worrying me. However if I learned one thing in my life then it was to surpress my emotions a bit sometimes. It didn't worked for the long run but for this situation it worked just fine and so my eyes turned green once again.
Nezu: You seemed to be very intterested in Aizawa's quirk here. Is there something you want to tell him?
Me: Ahm no.
Nezu: Or mine?
Me: How should I know yours?
Nezu: You do know who I am right?
Me: ....
RG: Nezu, stop playing with the child. Look at the cats and how they started hissing at you. If you continue they will pounce at ya, I am warning you.
Nezu: I am sure, I can handle some cats.
Aizawa: Wrath has an ice quirk.
Nezu: Now that is a different story. May I know where yuo got a cat with a quirk?
Aizawa: Picked it up from the street like every other one of my cats here.
RG: You sure have a talent for picking up problems.
Aizawa: *sigh* you mean more work.
Did they just say I was a problem and more work?
I am sure I misheard them right?
I mean yeah I am but still... WHAT!
How can you say that in front of a kid!
Aizawa: Problem child, I didn't mean you with that but these little bitches.
Ohh so he meant the cats... I wonder why he calls them bitches...
Weird!
Nezu: Anyways, I am sure you knew who we were the moment you saw us.
Me: .... No...?
Aizawa: Problem Child, you whispered my name when I saved you from the balcony and that is a question and not an answer you just gave.
Me: Okay, I am a huge fan about hereoes so yes, I knew who you guys are.
They seemed pleased with my answere and it was also the last thing I remember before receiving a kiss from RG who was right beside me. Aizawa was sitting across me with Nezu but RG just took my hand and gave me a kiss.
Now her kisses were energy draining and I had already my share of adventures for the day so I was also very exhausted. Combining everything, I was out cold before I could realize what even happened.