An extra long treat for my
awesome and patient readers ;)
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Y'all, I'm bored
Revali: There's nothing to do now :/
Revali: Anyone? Blue Rito wanting to talk with someone here
(Saria is back online)
(Sidon is back online)
Revali: Hey hey hey!!
Revali: What do you know, my two favorite people are online 😏
Sidon: :D
Saria: Huyy Revali!!!!
Revali: Hey kids. What's cooking in our lovely couple's house?
Saria: Wat?
Sidon: I think he's talking about Link and sis Saria
Saria: Ooh mum and daddy!!!
Revali: Yes mum and daddy >:))
Sidon: They're busy taking care of Alon and Coral
Saria: Yuss!!!! I luv my babee bruder and sisder soooomch!!!
Revali: I'm sure they do..
Revali: Sidon, um, what happened to your sister's texting? Wasn't she god a few weeks ago?
Sidon: She bonked her head while we were swimming in the summer
Revali: Bonked her head? She retraced a whole year back, not that I'm complaining honestly.
Saria: What does Revali meen Sidon? I dnt undstnd
Sidon: He says you're a very smart lady, just like sis
Saria: Offthankyuu!!!
Revali: ;)
Revali: Well then...
Revali: Where are you two right now?
Sidon: We're hiding from Muzu
Saria: Yuhhh!!
Saria: Idnt liik him!
Revali: Old frilled face eh? How's the guy still alive
Sidon: Ooh you don't like Muzu either??
Revali: Hell no bud. That guy called me a graceful rotisserie.
Sidon: 😶
Sidon: Yeah...
Revali: No harm done. I'm bored though.
Saria: I knuuu lesssplayh mummyy anbdaddy!!!
Sidon: Yes! I like that idea!
Revali: Mommy and daddy? -.-
Sidon: It's like playing house! One person is the mommy, the other person is the daddy.
Saria: Und un iz da babyyy!!!
Revali: So basically it's roleplaying, eh?
Sidon: Roleplaying?
Revali: Roleplaying son.
Sidon: You sound a bit like Li- I mean Dad
Saria: Wut? Daddy??
Sidon: No no, my dad Dorphean
Saria: I huv tu dadz?!
Revali: 😐
Sidon: No sis...
Sidon: Dorphean is my dad... Link is your brother
Saria: Nuuuuuu Link is my daddddtyyy
Sidon: .....
Sidon: Okay, yes, Link is your daddy... but Dorphean is not... he's my dad
Saria: Buttttt huwuw r you uu mtbuder???
Sidon: I....
Revali: :0
Sidon: Can we just play house?
Revali: Of course
Revali: Let me just change our names to match the personalities
(Revali has changed Saria's username to Mommy Saria)
(Revali has changed Sidon's username to Daddy Sidon)
(Revali has changed name to Uncle Revali)
Uncle Revali: There you go, now we can play!!
Mommy Saria: :D
(Link is back online)
Uncle Revali: Look who decided to join
Link: ...
Link: What the hell dude..
Link: What's going on now? -_-
Uncle Revali: Making a fine addition to the story
(Uncle Revali has changed Link's name to Lonk)
Lonk: ????
Lonk: I thought the feature was disabled?!?!
Uncle Revali: Only thing here disabled is your sanity Lonk
Lonk: I hate this name
Uncle Revali: It's actually growing on me
Daddy Sidon: I like it!!!
Mommy Saria: Meeeu tuuu!!!
Lonk: I'm changing it back.
(Mipha is back online)
Mipha: LINK.
Mipha: L I N K.
Mipha: L I N K.
Mipha: L I N K.
Mipha: L I N K.
Mipha: L I N K.
Lonk: Hi.
Mipha: WHERE DID YOU GO WITH THOSE FISH!! I'M WAITING AT HOME WITH THE SPICES.
Uncle Revali: Sushi face here can cook? :0
Mipha: KEEP YOUR BEAK TO YOURSELF YOU CLOWN.
Uncle Revali: Clowns freak me out actually
Lonk: Sorry honey... I... uhh...
Uncle Revali: 👀👀👀👀
Lonk: Stop making it all weird you fool!!
Mipha: ...
Lonk: I got a little held up here and decided to pop by at the Groupchat....
Mipha: ....
Uncle Revali: 3
Uncle Revali: 2
Uncle Revali: 1
Mipha: I'm disappointed in you Link.
Lonk: ....
Uncle Revali: Sheesh, and in front of the kids too?
Mipha: What?
Sidon: 😐
Saria: Huyyyg mummy!!!
Lonk: Mipha.. you've got to loosen up the tension... you know, get excited sometimes...
Lonk: I kinda miss the shy little Zora you once were
Uncle Revali: Why? She has the belt this time?
Lonk: You're not helping
Mipha: ....
Uncle Revali: I was your wingman once :)))
Lonk: Don't make me laugh
Uncle Revali: But who got together in Zora paradise?
Lonk: Shutup
Mipha: Honey... your name... I just realized....
Uncle Revali: "Just" realized?
Mipha: ...
Mipha: What is going on here....
Uncle Revali: Creating a story where a special Zora gets together with a special Rito, want to join?
Mipha: I-
Lonk: WHAT THE HELL REVALI
Uncle Revali: Shhh, there are kids here, remember?
Sidon: Where?
Uncle Revali: No where, because my apprentice is all grown up ;)
Mipha: Link... he's indoctrinating my brother... do something about it.. I'm too tired
Lonk: R-
(Urbosa is back online)
(Daruk is back online)
(Paya is back online)
Uncle Revali: YOOO
Daruk: Hey Revali
(Zelda is back online)
Uncle Revali: EVERYONE IS ONLINE LET'S GO
Urbosa: Is this bird high on something again?
Lonk: His ego...
Urbosa: Hold up...
Zelda: Link... what is up with your name?
Zelda: Revali too...
Zelda: Oh no...
Uncle Revali: Yes
Urbosa: NO
Daruk: Yes
Lonk: Daruk what in the actual hell? STOP AGREEING WITH HIM.
Daruk: I like names :)
Uncle Revali: What would you like to be in our story Daruk?
Daruk: Me?
Daddy Sidon: Yes! I'm the daddy! Saria is the mommy!!
Mipha: ....
Zelda: What is this madness?
Lonk: Revali's hell
Uncle Revali: Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time with everyone else here >:(
Zelda: Like turning our lives upside down?
Uncle Revali: More like turning those frowns upside down
Urbosa: Cringe
Lonk: She said it man, not me
Uncle Revali: Urbosa... I thought you like me....
Urbosa: We don't discuss that here
Uncle Revali: ...
(Uncle Revali has changed Urbosa's name to Revali's Handmaiden)
Revali's Handmaiden: Wtf.
Zelda: This seems all too familiar
Lonk: Tell me about it
Lonk: You know we can all just leave and it'll ruin the fun for him, right?
Mipha: ...
Zelda: Smart move
Revali's Handmaiden: Change this name first. Now.
Uncle Revali: Hmmmmmmmm
Revali's Handmaiden: NOW GODDAMIT
Daruk: What's going on?
Revali's Handmaiden: Shutup you boulder.
Zelda: Hey...
Daruk: That was actually the first name my parents wanted to give me :)
Uncle Revali: Okay. Daruk now has parents. Cool.
Daruk: Had.
Uncle Revali: Oh. Sorry mate.
Lonk: I actually want to do that story. Screw all this stupid nonsense.
Zelda: I agree with Link. This just got awkward again.
Mipha: ....
Lonk: Mipha?
Mipha: I can't take you seriously with that name
Uncle Revali: 😏
Mipha: ...but you're still the kind Hylian I love
Lonk: ❤
Revali's Handmaiden: Awwww
Revali's Handmaiden: Let's do a story where they get together 😁
Daruk: Yes!! A reenactment of the rollercoaster ride till here!
Zelda: Rollercoaster?
Daruk: um... something lol
Uncle Revali: And Link dies after they get together~
Lonk: No
Mipha: No.
Zelda: No...
Revali's Handmaiden: Hell no.
Daruk: Nah.
Uncle Revali: ....
Paya: No
Uncle Revali: NOW WHERE DID THIS BOZO COME FROM
Lonk: Hey. She's a good friend, Mr. Everyone Hates Me.
Mipha: Mhm ^^
Uncle Revali: Okay.
Lonk: Certified Freak? Douchebag? Asinine pudding?
Daddy Sidon: Can we start already? I'm tired of watching grownups argue...
Daruk: The lad speaks wisdom
Mommy Saria: Yusss!!
Revali's Handmaiden: Sure...
Lonk: I vote Revali to be Ganon
Mipha: Yes
Revali's Handmaiden: Yes. Please.
Daruk: Sure
Zelda: Yes
Uncle Revali: NO
Uncle Revali: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
Daddy Sidon: Nooo
Mommy Saria: Umm.............
Zelda: The similarities they share is frightening
Lonk: Revali is Ganon confirmed
Revali's Handmaiden: It's decided then.
Uncle Revali: ....
Daruk: Who should I be then???
Lonk: The rock.
Daruk: I've always wanted to be a rock!
Lonk: Great. We've got Daruk and Rev down. Who's next?
Zelda: ... um
Mommy Saria: Zullddaaa
Zelda: Here I am sweetie!
Mommy Saria: I wunt Pruncusww Zwudla tuu be my mommy!
Revali's Handmaiden: Oh sweet child...
Lonk: Done.
Zelda: Wait...
Lonk: Your fate is sealed
Uncle Revali: I can live with this 👀
Mommy Saria: Yussss Zulddaaauss my mumyyyy
Zelda: Haha awww
Revali's Handmaiden: Now my turn.
Uncle Revali: No
Lonk: Of course
Uncle Revali: I liked her name :((
Revali's Handmaiden: Get lost freak
Uncle Revali: :(((((
Daruk: Oof, that's a five year setback with them
Zelda: Tragic
Mipha: Link... or... who should I be?
Uncle Revali: Please make this meaningful
Lonk: Um... what did you all think?
Uncle Revali: Fish
Sidon: Queen!!
Daruk: Dolphin
Revali's Handmaiden: Keep it Mipha
Lonk: ...
Lonk: Zelda?
Zelda: Oh.. um, I don't know
Lonk: Okay... then Mipha will be a.... princess.. and a Zora...
Uncle Revali: Isn't she already that you retard?
Uncle Revali: Actually why the hell is Brain Dead here in charge of names?
Revali's Handmaiden: Yeah I agree there
Lonk: .-.
Paya: W-What about me...
Uncle Revali: Sheesh she came out of nowhere
Uncle Revali: Are we sure this girl is real?
Paya: ...
Lonk: We dated once so I know she's real
Revali's Handmaiden: Hey hey hey.. Link?
Uncle Revali: WHOAGWOAGEOEUDOD
Uncle Revali: HOLD UP RIGHT THERE BUCKAROOOOOO
Lonk: ....
Mipha: ...
Paya: ...
Lonk: That was a joke
Uncle Revali: YOOOOO LINKIE AND PAPAYA?!
Lonk: That was a joke you moron.
Uncle Revali: LINK AND PAPAYA SITTING IN A TREE
Lonk: Stop. Stop. Stop.
Mipha: Please stop...
Uncle Revali: K I S S I N G
Mipha: ...
Uncle Revali: FIRST COMES THE KISS
Paya: Link...
Uncle Revali: THEN COMES THE MARRIAGE
Paya: I'm sorry...
Lonk: ...
Uncle Revali: THEN COMES ALONG A TRAGIC MISCARRIAGE :)))
Mipha: W-What..
Zelda: Revali has gone full on sadistic
Lonk: I should probably stop talking here
Paya: ...
Mommy Saria: Nuuuuuuu :((
Daddy Sidon: Noo!!!
Uncle Revali: Yes please, I could use an early birthday present
Lonk: E N O U G H
(Lonk has muted everyone)
Lonk: It's time I play god here.
(Lonk has changed Uncle Revali's name to Calamity Ravioli)
(Lonk has changed Revali's Handmaiden name to Magic Genie)
(Lonk has changed Daruk's name to The Rock)
(Lonk has changed Mipha's name to Queen Mipha)
(Lonk has changed Mommy Saria's name to Royal Daughter)
(Lonk has changed Daddy Sidon's name to Chad Zora)
(Lonk has changed Zelda's name to Royal Knight)
(Lonk has changed Paya's name to Picasso)
(Lonk has changed name to Hylian)
Hylian: ...
Hylian: Oh, right.
(Hylian has unmuted everyone)
The Rock: I have never seen so many commands in my life
Calamity Ravioli: I hate everyone.
Magic Genie: Okay but... why?
Hylian: ?
Queen Mipha: ....
The Rock: I like my name :)
Magic Genie: Why this name?
Hylian: Lol
Royal Knight: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Royal Knight: Why am I a knight??? Out of all things?!?!
Royal Daughter: Mummy!!!
Chad Zora: Oooooooooo
Chad Zora: I'm a Chad Zora!!!
Chad Zora: Wait, what's a chad?
Hylian: Big muscle
Chad Zora: :D
Calamity Ravioli: And I guess I'm supposed to be a big jerk?
Hylian: Correct
Royal Knight: Yes
Magic Genie: Ye-
Calamity Ravioli: Just shutup.
Hylian: I mean, it fits your description nicely
The Rock: He's kinda right
Calamity Ravioli: ._.
Royal Knight: Alright guys, enough with the bullying. We might as well try out that story idea... or whatever it was
Magic Genie: I agree. What should we play out?
Queen Mipha: Oh...
The Rock: We do have Ganon, I mean... you get the point
Calamity Ravioli: 😶
Hylian: How about we play out the Calamity?
Queen Mipha: ....
Magic Genie: Um..
Hylian: I forgot :[
Royal Knight: It's a touchy subject...
The Rock: Sure! I'd love to kick Ganon again!
Calamity Ravioli: Bruh.
Magic Genie: Alright then, just this once.
Queen Mipha: ....
Queen Mipha: Okay
Royal Knight: Guess it's settled then.
Royal Daughter: Wait wutt
Royal Daughter: I wuzz not payinngg attunton
Hylian: We're playing out a story sweetie
Royal Daughter: Oookay!!!
Hylian: Ahem....
Hylian: **In a faraway land known as Hyrule...**
Calamity Ravioli: Stop. That was cringe. Rewind please.
Hylian: ......
Picasso: Um...... maybe..... perhaps I....?
Calamity Ravioli: Okay, who the hell is Picasso?
Royal Knight: Paya
Picasso: Oh. Be my guest then.
Picasso: ....
Picasso: **During the year 657, Hyrule, under the rule of King Rhoam Bosphoramus, experienced peace and tranquility across its entire expanse and interconnected kingdoms, which brought about a happy era.
One of the King's most trusted royal knights... err, Zelda... was preparing for a diplomatic journey to the Zora people which were governed by their Queen, Mipha.**
Royal Knight: Oh.. that's my cue....
Royal : *Finishes the last of the preparations.*
Royal Knight: "Saria? Saria dear where are you? Mommy has to leave."
Royal Daughter: (My turn????)
Hylian: (Yes....)
Royal Daughter: Here I ummm mommyyy!!!
Royal Daughter: Um...
Royal Daughter: *Hugz mummy*
Royal Knight: *Embraces her tightly*
Royal Knight: "Now you be a good little girl while I'm gone honey, it won't be long."
Royal Daughter: BBut ehere r yu goeeng Mummy???
Royal Knight: "The King instructed me to visit the Zoras on personal business."
Royal Daughter: Ohh... ukay!!
Royal Knight: *Kisses her on the forehead and leaves*
Royal Daughter: :(
Picasso: **After several days of travel, the Royal Knight finally arrived at... Zora's Domain, the inhabitants whom were patiently awaiting the visit.**
Queen Zora: ....
Queen Zora: "Um... where is the diplomat the Hylian King said he would send?"
Queen Zora: ....
Hylian: (Help in guys....)
Hylian: Zora Guard: "She should arrive any moment your highness."
Queen Zora: "She?"
Hylian: Zora Guard: "The Knight is a female your highness... were you not informed?"
Queen Zora: "No... it's alright, not that it really matters now."
Hylian: Zora Guard: "I spot someone at the entrance your Highness. It is the diplomat, err Knight!"
Royal Knight: *Runs up the stairs leading towards the throne room and gets down on one knee*
Royal Knight: "My apologies your Highness for the delayed appearance. The terrain did not treat me well up here."
Queen Mipha: "It is quite alright my dear, no need to trouble yourself so. Please, the honor is ours for having King Rhoam's trusted Knight in our court."
Royal Knight: "The honor is mine your Highness. My King kept the purpose of this visit away from me however, may I be informed what is it about?"
Queen Mipha: "You all may show yourselves."
The Rock: *Rolls in*
The Rock: Yo
Chad Zora: *Crashes from above, smirking*
Chad Zora: Hey!!
Queen Mipha: "What did I tell you about crashing in like that?!"
Chad Zora: Sorry si-
Chad Zora: Sorry your Highness
Queen Mipha: "Apology accepted."
Chad Zora: (That sounds weird ._.)
Queen Mipha: ( ^^ )
Hylian: *Walk in from behind the Knight*
Hylian: Hi.
Picasso: .... hi
Royal Knight: "Oh.. hey there.. quite the gathering we have here."
Picasso: "I still don't understand the occasion."
Royal Knight: "At least someone else shares my confusion."
Queen Mipha: "We're missing one more person...."
Royal Knight: "Oh?"
Magic Genie: (.....)
Magic Genie: *Appears out of thin air*
Magic Genie: "Greetings."
Chad Zora: What is that?!
Hylian: "Who is that?"
Magic Genie: "Take a guess."
Chad Zora: Um....
Hylian: "Pass."
Queen Mipha: "Perfect, looks like everyone is gathered."
Queen Mipha: (We're doing this about Ganon, right?)
Calamity Ravioli: (That's me toots. Hurry up.)
Hylian: (Correct. Take it however you want to sweetie ^^)
Queen Mipha: (Okay)
Queen Mipha: "You are all gathered here because the rest the tribes around Hyrule agreed to use my Domain as neutral discussion ground... a crisis has arisen."
Hylian: "...."
The Rock: So basically one representative from every... tribe?
Queen Mipha: "Some were excluded, while others offered more, like the Hylians."
Queen Mipha: *Points at the Royal Guard and other Hylian present*
Picasso: "Um..."
Hylian: "You forgot one."
Queen Mipha: (Sorry Paya :((...)
Picasso: (It's okay Mipha)
Queen Mipha: "Ah yes, my apologies. She is also a representative of the Hylians."
Picasso: "Sheikah."
Chad Zora: Cool, what do you do??
Picasso: "Me?"
Chad Zora: Yes!
Picasso: "I... paint...."
Magic Genie: "No offense to the artist, but how is that supposed to help us?"
Magic Genie: "Actually that random Hylian also looks pretty normal."
Hylian: *Looks over at her ominously*
Queen Mipha: "I forgot to mention he doesn't talk much. I just realized that may be the last time we hear him."
Magic Genie: "Fine by me I guess."
Hylian: "...."
Queen Mipha: "My apologies... err...."
Hylian: "Hylian."
Queen Mipha: "Okay... noted."
The Rock: And I'm called The Rock!
Queen Mipha: "...."
Royal Knight: "So I'm assuming we are all gathered here to discuss something important?"
Queen Mipha: "Calamity Ravioli is supposed to make a return any moment."
The Rock: Calamity Ravioli?
Zora Chad: Calamity Ravioli???
Magic Genie: "Who the hell is that moron?"
Picasso: "Someone who can... wipe out Hyrule in an instant."
Royal Knight: "Ah, I heard he's an asinine."
Calamity Ravioli: (Bruh.)
Queen Mipha: "That, he is. Calamity Ravioli was a detestable monstrosity throughout history and is prophesied to resurrect once again."
Royal Knight: *Ponders the information*
Royal Knight: "How do we know of his resurrection though, your highness?"
Picasso: "My people unearthed several manuscripts from an ancient tomb, all of them giving rough calculations of his estimated return."
Magic Genie: "Well that's great news."
Chad Zora: I bet he's weak!!
The Rock: Let's break his bones and turn him into stew!
Chad Zora: Ewww
Queen Mipha: "Well...."
Hylian: *Rolls eyes*
Magic Genie: "This Ravioli fella does sound like an overglorified rotten poultry."
The Rock: We can take him >:)
Royal Knight: "Can I see those manuscripts?"
Calamity Ravioli: (You know, I'm bored watching morons roleplay like cringe. Find another loser to play your paper doll.)
(Calamity Ravioli has gone offline)
Hylian: .....
Queen Mipha: Oh...
The Rock: He left?
Magic Genie: Clearly. Where were you looking?
The Rock: 👉👈
Hylian: Well... I do have that fish to bring to Mipha in the meantime....
Queen Mipha: I almost forgot about dinner.
Queen Mipha: Hurry up home or else.
Hylian: Yes ma'am, whatever you say..
(Hylian has gone offline)
Queen Mipha: You kids better head on home as well.
Royal Daughter: But mummy!!
Chad Zora: :/
Queen Mipha: You better or no dinner tonight.
Chad Zora: So?
Queen Mipha: And Muzu will be notified.
Chad Zora: Alright sis, let's head off then. I choose life.
Royal Daughter: Ukay....
(Chad Zora has gone offline)
(Royal Daughter has gone offline)
Royal Knight: That was pretty fun if I'm being honest
Queen Mipha: Yes ^^
Magic Genie: As much as I hated the idea at first, I agree.
Magic Genie: We should finish it some other time.
Royal Daughter: We should 😁
Queen Mipha: ...
Queen Mipha: It's been nice talking with everyone... but I have to get ready
The Rock: Take it easy lil Zora, the Groupchat isn't going anywhere
Magic Genie: Go make dinner honey
Queen Mipha: Okay... bye everyone
(Queen Mipha has gone offline)
Royal Knight: I'm heading off too then
Magic Genie: Likewise. It is rather late here anyway
The Rock: Same.
Magic Genie: Daruk, you live on the other side of Hyrule
The Rock: Oh. I forgot
The Rock: Lol
Magic Genie: ....
(Magic Genie has gone offline)
(The Rock has gone offline)
(Royal Knight has gone offline)
Picasso: ....
Picasso: ...
(Picasso has gone offline)