((Note: Time for (Y/N)’s secret marriage. Let’s do this!))
(Y/N) then walked home along with a beautiful young adult woman with short black hair (dark brown in the anime), dark brown eyes and busty, slender figure. This is Akira Yoshii. As Aki is at home.
Narrator: Yoshii Akihisa & (L/N)(Y/N) are young men who eagerly confronts any challenge.
Aki: Here I go!
Aki then drink his “soup.”
Aki: If I use sugar water as the main course & saltwater as a side dish, there’s a kind of extravagant feel to it.
Narrator: Aki’s eagerness drops a bit every day.
Someone then ring Aki’s doorbell.
Aki: Coming!
Aki then unlocked his door open to see (Y/N) along with his sister, who is wearing a white bathrobe that appeared to be too small for her.
((Note: Akihisa will stay as Aki & Akira will always be Akira.))
Akira: Long time no see, Aki-kun.
Aki then slam the door in front of them as he hung his head down.
Aki: N-Nee-san…
Akira: Sorry about Aki-kun.
(Y/N): It’s ok.
(Y/N) then walked to his apartment, which is next to Aki’s apartment.
Akira: You’re Aki-kun’s neighbor?
(Y/N): & classmate.
(Y/N) went to his door to find out it was unlocked.
(Y/N): Huh?
(Y/N) open the door & looked inside.
(Y/N): It’s unlocked?
(Y/N)’s dad, (D/N), jump scared his son, causing him to scream.
Back to Aki
Narrator: Yoshii Akira. 23 years old. E cup. She’s Akihisa’s sister who’s been living in another country.
Akira is resting on Aki’s couch.
Aki: Nee-san! Don’t tell me you’ve been dressed like this the whole time!
Akira: What’s wrong? Screaming all of a sudden… How childish.
Aki: Coming from someone who’s been walking around town in a bathrobe…
Akira: Be quiet & let me finish. I’m dressed like this for a reason.
Aki: Sorry, Nee-san. What happened?
Akira: I walked a long way from the airport under the blazingly hot sun for an extremely long time, while carrying all that heavy luggage. When I got on the train, I saw my reflection & realized that I was sweating like a pig. I thought that even if I was only meeting my brother, I still should be clean. I didn’t want you to see me like that. So to get rid of the sweat, I put on my very water-absorbent bath robe.
Aki: Hold it! That definitely isn’t normal!
Akira: So that’s how I managed to meet my brother in such an elegant manner.
Aki: That’s even less normal!
Akira: Thankfully, there weren’t many people on the train. If there were more, it would have been bothersome to change.
Aki: Hold on, where did you change?
Akira change in the middle of the train cart where there’s a few guys. She gave them powerful nosebleed.
((Note: Rest In Peace to those brave men who have lost their fight.))
Akira: Aki-kun. I came today because I have an important thing to do. I’m here to check up on your living habits & then decide if I should allow you to continue living by yourself.
Aki: Eh?
Akira: I agreed to let you live by yourself on two conditions. You didn’t forget them, did you?
Aki: If I said I did, will you get mad?
Akira: No, I won’t get mad.
Aki: Thank God. I totally—
Akira: Instead of getting mad, I will kiss you.
Aki: --totally remember!
Akira: & with the passionate, fiery kiss that still won’t allow me to get married.
Aki: What the hell are you trying to do your brother?
Akira: Don’t worry. It’s your sister who won’t be able to get married.
Aki: How does that make me not worry?
Akira: It’ll force you to live with a sense of guilt towards your sister who nobody wants to marry.
Aki quickly went into bowing position as his head is down.
Aki: I completely remember. Please spare me.
Akira: Then say them.
Aki: Um…
Akira went close to Aki.
Akira: Aki-kun… Close your eyes!
Aki scream & back away.
Aki: #1: no playing video games for longer than 30 minutes per day.
Writer:
Aki: #2: no seemingly impure relations with the opposite sex.
Akira: What a pity.
Aki: Did I miss one?
Akira: You answered it perfectly; no kissing for me.
Aki: How is this depressing?
Meanwhile, at the same time
(Y/N) is sitting at his kitchen table with his dad, & his boss.
(D/N): Sorry about the scare, son. There is something I need to talk to you…
(Y/N): You don’t need to be so formal.
(D/N): Okay, then. You have a wife.
(Y/N).exe has stopped working. Do you want to continue? 9… 8… 7… Click “Yes.”
(Y/N):
(D/N): My boss here & I are good friends. We did talked about the idea of marrying each other’s child. At the parents’ request, if (Y/N) has a girlfriend, this wife thing was supposed to be gone but…
(Y/N): I see…
BOSS: Which is why we decided to proceed further. My daughter is here today.
The door then close as (Y/N)’s new wife is next to him.
Ikaruga : It is a pleasure to meet you. I’m Ikaruga.
Ikaruga is a refined girl with long black hair and flat cut bangs resting on her forehead. In her turnover outfit she wears a white gold-trimmed jacket with six buttons and a few tassels strewn across. On her left arm is a Hanzo school armband. She has a gold trimmed white skirt and boots of similar color scheme to her jacket, and has black tights underneath.
(D/N): Now that introduction is done, here…
BOSS & (D/N) then slide them a copy of marriage papers.
(D/N): We’ll need your signatures, stamp of approval, & we’ll take care of the rest.
(Y/N): Are you sure about it?
BOSS: Of course. We got this.
(Y/N): Underage teens can’t get married.
(D/N): Not without parent's or guardian’s approval.
(Y/N) then look at the marriage papers & then sign his name & age, then stamp it. Ikaruga did the same as both of them gave it to their dads.
BOSS: Once finalized, you two are now a married couple.
Their dads then left with the papers & pictures of their current self. Ikaruga then turn her attention to (Y/N).
Ikaruga: May I know your name?
(Y/N): Oh. It’s (Y/N). (Y/N)(L/N).
Ikaruga: (Y/N)(L/N)… Ikaruga (L/N)… May I see the place…?
Back to Aki
Akira look inside Aki’s bedroom.
Akira: It’s more organized than I thought.
Aki: You thought my room would be messier?
Akira: You are at this age after all. I thought the room would be filled with 2000 copies of ecchi books.
Aki: I wouldn’t have the money to buy 2000!
Akira: So that means you have at least one, huh?
Aki gasped on the knowledge that she knows. She then writes “-20” on Akihisa’s points.
Total points: 576
Akira: This falls under “no seemingly impure relations with the opposite sex.” Minus 20 points.
Aki: What’s that score for?
Akira: It’s for judging whether or not I should let you continue living alone. I’ll compare it with your next test score to decide.
Aki: So if I get 20 more points on the next test, the 20 points I lost just now will be canceled out.
Akira: Just to be careful, you’re not having any impure relationships with the opposite sex, are you?
Aki: What kind of behaviors will cost me how many points?
Akira: Holding hands with a girl will cost you 100 points. Watching movies, eating crepes, or having a girl make you lunch or waffles will be 50,000 points. You ate a man now, after all. I can very well understand your desires.
Aki: I didn’t say that…
Akira: So I will give you a bit of leeway. Although I disallow you to have impure relations with the opposite sex, I’ll allow you to have it with the same sex.
Aki: What? What happened to your values while you were living overseas?
Kubo is looking at the star in the sky.
Kubo: Stars. They’re beautiful.
Meanwhile
(Y/N) is sitting at the coffee table as Ikaruga handed him a cup of green tea.
(Y/N): Thanks.
Ikaruga then nod as (Y/N) started to drink tea, Ikaruga then went into the fridge to see a lot of food.
Ikaruga: What do you like to see?
(Y/N): Um… surprised me.
(Y/N) did get surprised when she made her favorite food called Kaiseki. (Y/N) has no word to describe the sight.
((Note: Kaiseki or kaiseki-ryōri is a traditional multi-course Japanese dinner. The term also refers to the collection of skills and techniques that allow the preparation of such meals and is analogous to Western haute cuisine. There are two kinds of traditional Japanese meal styles called kaiseki or kaiseki-ryōri.))
(Y/N): It’s so awesome.
(Y/N) & Ikaruga: Itadakimasu!
(Y/N) took a bite from the fish course & the flavor.
(Y/N): So good!
Ikaruga gasped, then smiled at him.
Back to Aki
Akira is going over Aki’s points.
Akira: This is really out of my expectations.
Aki: I still worked hard despite that.
Akira: Diligence is part of progress. No matter how outstanding your hard work was, if you got caught up in a small step of a long trip, you’ll ultimately end up right back where you started.
Aki: Do you have to be so harsh?
Akira: If you don’t want to be chastised, then at least improve your weakest subject.
Aki: Aren’t you bad at something, too?
Akira: What’s that?
Aki: Cooking.
Akira: That has nothing to do with academics.
Aki: But you need to have certain skills to live.
Aki/Akira: Being only good at academics & failing at everything else…/If you continue to talk…I’ll stop your lips with a kiss.
Aki: I’m sorry.
Meanwhile
(Y/N) has finished his bath, but then realized Ikaruga is taking her bath now.. He secretly unlocked a door open it & enter to see his manga studio & cosplay outfit. He then pick on the new outfit as he check he is now Eina Tulle from “Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?”
((Note: Do not hate me, this is from the Top 20 Anime Elves: The Best Elf Characters Of All Time. She is #3.))
(Y/N)(Mind): I have never thought that the elves’ beauty can be a bit difficult. Kamui is more dragon than elf despite the ears, but still, Eros… I mean, Elves are so cute!
As (Y/N)(Eina) is checking him(her)self out, Ikaruga, wearing nothing but a towel has seen it all. (Y/N)(Eina) seen her reflection as he(she) turn around.
Ikaruga: Interesting hobbies.
(Y/N)(Eina) blink once as his(her) face turn red with blushing before letting out that scream.
Next Day
Yuuji is laying down in Class 2-F until Shouko shows up.
Shouko: Yuuji, I want to see your cell phone.
Yuuji: Why?
Shouko: I heard on TV last night that you can find proof of cheating in cell phones. Show it to me.
Yuuji: I refuse.
Shouko then straight poke his eyes.
Yuuji/Shouko: Ow… My eyes feel like they’re being burned by molten lava!/If you resist…then I’ll just have to play rough.
Shouko is trying to take Yuuji's pants off.
Yuuji: Hey! Don’t take my pants too!
Shouko: I heard that all men like to walk around in just a white shirt.
Yuuji: That doesn’t mean I like to dress like that!
Shouko: I want to see, too…
Yuuji: Ah, I get it! I’ll give it. I’ll give it to you, all right?!
Shouko is now depressed.
Shouko: Oh…
Yuuji: Don’t be so blatantly depressed!
Yuuji then give Shouko his phone.
Yuuji: Here!
Shouko quickly took it & then check his messages.
Shouko: You have a lot more texts with Yoshii than me.
Yuuji: So?
Shouko: In other words, you’re cheating on me with Yoshii.
Yuuji: No way!
Yuuji’s phone got a new message from Aki.
Aki’s text: Can I go sleep at your house? I don’t really want to go home tonight..
Shouko got her Taser ready as Yuuji is a bit scared.
Yuuji: Hey, wait a sec, Shouko…
Shouko shock Yuuji as Aki finished sending him the text & put his phone back.
Aki: That should be enough.
Hideyoshi: Good morning, Akihisa.
Aki then see Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi: What’s wrong Akihisa? Your face looks a lot healthier than usual.
Aki: Yeah. That’s because I had a great breakfast this morning.
Narrator: Akihisa sold all his manga & games so he has food money.
Aki(Mind): While Nee-san is here, if I don’t pretend to live properly, I’ll get points deducted.
Hideyoshi: Hey, look.
Aki & Hideyoshi see (Y/N) walking. They decided to catch up to him.
Hideyoshi: Good morning, (Y/N).
Aki: Good morning, (Y/N).
(Y/N) then turn around as Aki & Hideyoshi are shocked to see (Y/N) is wearing glasses.
(Y/N): Good morning.
Aki: This is so bizarre.
Hideyoshi: We’ve never seen wearing glasses before.
(Y/N): You’ll learn something new everyday.
Narrator: (Y/N) decided to wear his glasses since he stop calling for more contacts.
The three boys then made it to Class 2-F as they see Yuuji without his pants.
(Y/N): Overcooked?
Aki: Cool biz?
Yuuji then quickly look at (Y/N).
Yuuji: You wear glasses?
(Y/N): I do now.
Yuuji: Oh.
Yuuji then went to being angry at Aki.
Yuuji: You’ve seen a cool biz outfit with just the lower half? It’s all because of that weird text you sent me!
Aki, Hideyoshi, & (Y/N) went to their spots.
Aki: What’s weird about it?
Yuuji: Read it out loud!
Aki takes his phone out, then read the text.
Aki: “Can I go to sleep at your house? I don’t really want to go home tonight…”
Minami: I don’t understand Aki’s feelings at all!
Mizuki: You need to wait till you grow more to do that!
Kubo: You’re so lewd, Yoshii-kun!
They close the door, before Yuuji & Aki felt something in the air. They see (Y/N) with Bowser’s horns, eyes, & red hair.
(Y/N): They won’t be lucky next time.
Shin started to teach the class. During the time, he sees Aki study to the point where it is making nervous. Even Nishimura is getting weird vibe.
Nishimura: Yoshii… Go to the nurse’s office, okay?
Aki: Is something wrong with me learning seriously?!
Lunchtime
Aki & (Y/N) are putting their books in their bag as Minami & Mizuki went to them.
Minami: What happened, (N/N)? Wearing glasses… when did you…?
(Y/N): Is wearing glasses a crime?
Minami: No, it just…
(Y/N): You never see me with glasses on.
Minami: Yes.
Mizuki: Yoshii-kun, you’re acting really funny today.
Aki: Nothing at all. Right, (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Yeah, we’re fine.
Aki & (Y/N) brought their bento & they are shock to see a beautiful lunch from Aki & Futomaki from (Y/N).
Hideyoshi: Today’s bento sure is full.
Aki: Yeah, once in a while…
Minami: Amazing… Who made these?
Aki/(Y/N): Me./A friend.
Minami: Aki, you’re lying.
Mizuki: Liar, Yoshii-kun.
Aki: I’m not lying!
Mizuki: Such extravagance… Is it Sakamoto-kun, (L/N)-kun, or Tsuchiya-kun?
Minami: Just tell me the truth.
Mizuki: Who made this for you?
Aki: Who do you think…
Minami & Mizuki are thinking Yuuji made it in a naked apron.
BONK! BONK! BONK!
Minami, Mizuki, & Kubo got a big lump on their heads.
(Y/N): NOBODY SHOULD LOOK, READ, OR EVEN THINK ABOUT BL! Kubo, you are still no acceptance to the rule! You & Yuuko!
Yuuji: Screw that for now, why do you want to sleep at my house? Why not sleep at (Y/N)’s?
(Y/N): I’m still mad about being forced.
Aki/Yuuji: See? Besides, I suddenly feel like I need to be studious…/Don’t lie.
Aki: Hey, you didn't even wait for me to finish!
Yuuji: I see. Midterms are coming up soon. It’s not bad to have a group study session.
Aki: Really?
Yuuji: But it has to be either at Akihisa’s house or (Y/N)’s house.
Aki & (Y/N) are scared, but (Y/N) kept his poker face. Both Aki & (Y/N) know looking at each other, knowing they can’t save each other.
Aki(Mind)/(Y/N)(Mind): I’m sorry, (Y/N)./I’m sorry, Aki.
Aki: I believe (Y/N)’s house is suitable.
(Y/N): Aki’s house is much quietly.
Yuuji: Well, (Y/N) has comfortable furniture.
Hideyoshi: (Y/N) can cook delicious foods.
Mizuki: (L/N)-kun is much better taking care of his house than Yoshii-kun.
Kouta: Residency understand.
Yuuji: Well, that—
(Y/N): Thank you for volunteering.
Mizuki: Volunteering?
Hideyoshi: For what?
(Y/N): To help me get rid of 2000 ecchi books at Aki’s house.
Mizuki & Minami got mad when (Y/N) said that.
Mizuki: I have to help!
Minami: I’ll handle all of them!
Kouta: Allow me…
Aki: (Y/N)!
Afternoon
Everyone is walking towards Aki’s house.
Aki: Is everybody really coming to my house?
Yuuji: What the hell are you two hiding?
Hideyoshi: After seeing that homemade bento both of you brought to school…
Kouta: It must have been a girlfriend who made that.
Minami then grab (Y/N)’s tie.
Minami: What’s with that, (N/N)? Explain it to me!
(Y/N): I never said, “Girlfriend.”
Mizuki: Don’t worry. (L/N)-kun & Yoshii-kun wouldn’t secretly go out with someone else behind our backs.
Mizuki(Echo): Right, (L/N)-kun & Yoshii-kun?
Aki/(Y/N): Your eyes contain no amiability./Your eyes show no remorse.
They all made it to Aki’s front door.
Yuuji: Well, we’ll all know the truth once we go in.
Minami: You live next to Aki?
(Y/N): Yep.
Yuuji: Akihisa, hurry & open the door.
Aki: No.
Yuuji put his hand on Aki’s shoulder.
Yuuji: Do you want to experience the taste of wearing nothing but a white shirt?
Kouta: It’ll be better if you have teary eyes & looked up.
Aki: You want to sell it?! You’re selling my pureness?!
Mizuki: Tsuchiya-kun, don’t forget to unbutton the first two buttons.
Aki: Himeji-san, you’re too specific! I got it. I’ll open it, I’ll open it, all right?
Mizuki: Open your shirt?
Aki: The door!
Aki then open his door to scream as everyone saw his sister’s underwear & bathrobe.
Aki: Ah! Suddenly, unexplainable items appears!
Minami: No better evidence than hard evidence.
Kouta: I’m so jealous that I want to kill him.
(Y/N): Kouta, I think you want to get in line.
Mizuki shows her Yandere aura as she look at Aki.
Mizuki: This isn’t right, Yoshii-kun. This bra size… It doesn’t fit you at all.
Hideyoshi(Mind), (Y/N)(Mind), Kouta(Mind), Minami(Mind), & Yuuji(Mind): She’s unwilling to accept reality.
They walked in as Hideyoshi & Minami saw something on the coffee today.
Minami: Ah! That is…
Hideyoshi: A cotton puff for make up.
Mizuki: No. That’s a fish cake.
Hideyoshi(Mind), (Y/N)(Mind), Kouta(Mind), Minami(Mind), & Yuuji(Mind): Fish cake?
Kouta sees something in the kitchen.
Kouta: Ah, this is…
(Y/N) & Yuuji sees a female bento.
Yuuji: A healthy bento specifically targeted for girls!
Mizuki drop to her knees & cry.
Aki: What’s wrong, Himeji-san!
Mizuki: I can’t deny it anymore!
Aki: Why were you okay with the underwear & the make up, but not the bento?!
Akira return with bags of groceries in hand.
Akira: Ah. Are these your friends?
Mizuki: A more mature, beautiful woman!
Minami: A woman with huge, sexy boobs!
Mizuki: You’re too cruel, Yoshii-kun!
Minami: Give me back my first love!
(Y/N): Isn’t that toward me?
Aki: I really don’t know what the hell you guys are crying about… I got it. I’ll tell you guys. She’s my nee-san.
Everyone(Minus Aki & (Y/N)): Nee-san?
Akira: My name is Yoshii Akira. I thank everyone for being friends with my pitiful brother. Please continue to take care of him.
Aki(Mind): What the hell? No matter how I look at it, she’s acting very normal. Thank you, Nee-san!
After that crazy speculation & confusion, everyone sit down as their introduced themselves to Akira.
Yuuji: I’m Sakamoto Yuuji.
Kouta: Tsuchiya Kouta.
Hideyoshi: My name’s Kinoshita Hideyoshi. I’ve often been mistaken, but I’m not a girl—
Akira: You’re a boy, right?
(Y/N): Holy crap! She got it on the first try!
Hideyoshi slammed his hands on the table with a smiled on his face.
Hideyoshi: You’re the only one that could tell that I was a boy!
Akira: That’s because my idiotic, hideous, weird brother could never possibly have relations with girls.
(Y/N): Meme: “Dear God…”
Akira: So these two are also boys, right?
Aki: Why are you being so rude?! The mood was so good & all… Those three are all girls!
Hideyoshi/(Y/N): No, I am a boy…/No, he is a boy…
Akira: Girls?
Akira then turn into the ice queen.
Akira: When did you start bringing girls home, Aki-kun?
(Y/N): Meme “It was that very moment Aki knew he fucked up.”
Akira then writes -200 points.
Total Score: 376 points.
Akira: Impure relations with the opposite sex, minus 200 points.
Aki: No!
Yuuji puts his hand on Aki’s shoulder.
Yuuji: Akihisa, you’ve had it tough too, eh?
Aki: Yuuji.
Akira: I permit impure relations with the same sex.
Aki: It’s not like that!
Akira: I’ll add ten points!
Total Score: 386 points.
Aki: That’s nothing to be happy about!
Aki then open the sliding door.
Yuuji: We barged in here without asking, so let me at least help make dinner.
Aki: All right, thank you.
(Y/N): I’ll join, too.
(Y/N)’s phone then buzzed. He check it & it’s Ikaruga.
(Y/N): Uh… I need to take this.
(Y/N) got up & walked out of the room while Aki & Yuuji are now in the kitchen.
Yuuji: Well, what are we making?
Aki: Looking at these ingredients, I guess we can make a Paella. I love Paella.
Yuuji then look at the bags.
Yuuji: But anyway… Did she know we were coming?
Aki: No way. That’s because Nee-san is an idiot when it comes to cooking. So she accidentally bought extra.
(Y/N): Still, an idiot can learn if they tried hard enough.
Aki & Yuuji then see (Y/N).
Aki: Who called you?
(Y/N): Dad. He was checking up on me.
Aki then started cooking along with (Y/N) & Yuuji as Hideyoshi, Kouta, Minami, Mizuki are laughing. Akira then brought out Aki’s embarrassing pictures.
Akira: Don’t hold back. This is Aki-kun when he was 2 in the bathroom.
Mizuki: H-He’s super cute!
Akira: & this is when he was 4 in the bathroom.
Minami: Aki’s sleeping.
Akira: This is when he was 7 in the bathroom.
Mizuki: He was in elementary school right?
Akira: This is when he was 10 in the bathroom.
Aki slammed the door open.
Aki: W-Wait a minute! Why are you only showing bathroom pictures!?
Akira: This is when he was 13 in the bathroom.
Mizuki is gasping.
Aki: Hey, why did it go quiet…
Akira: & this is him yesterday in the bathroom.
Aki: When did you take this?!
Yuuji then dragged Aki as (Y/N) see.
Aki: Don’t look! Don’t look!! It’s embarrassing, please don’t look! NOOOO!!!
(Y/N): Did I miss something?
Yuuji: Nope.
After their noisy look, everyone gathered at the table as Hideyoshi bring the Paella.
Hideyoshi: It seems delicious.
(Y/N): Told you he can cook.
Akira: Paella, is it?
Aki: Eh? Didn’t you buy those ingredients because you wanted to make that?
Minami: It looks tasty, Aki.
Mizuki: Yoshii-kun really knows how to cook!
Aki then scream.
Aki: You saw it, everyone saw it.
(Y/N): Pretty much.
Akira: Seriously. Aki is rowdy. Minus 10 points.
Total Score: 376 points.
Aki: It’s all because of you! Always messing with me! Nee-san actually really hates me, right?
Akira: Nope. I really love you…as a woman.
Aki: That’s totally wrong!
Akira: There’s a saying in Japanese: “The dumber you are, the more loved you are.”
Yuuji: Give it up, Akihisa. This person loves you more than anyone in the world.
Aki: Does that mean she thinks I’m the dumbest person in the world?
Minami: I also think Aki is the dumbest person in the world!
Mizuki: I’m positive too. There’s no one in the world dumber that Aki!
Aki: No more! Stop hurting my fragile heart!
Hideyoshi: He really is an idiot.
Kouta sees (Y/N) look at the ceiling.
Kouta: Curiosity?
(Y/N): Well… I have been wondering… Where does Aki be in the world of idiocy?
Yuuji: That depends… do you mean, Dumbest decision, useless people, or idiots in general?
(Y/N): Idiots in General.
Kouta: Hmm… Name the idiot characters you think that Aki is dumber.
(Y/N): Let’s see… Bomber man, Knuckles, Bowser, Donkey Kong—Oh, my God.
Aki: Why do you think I’m dumber than Donkey Kong?
(Y/N): Well, Donkey Kong is dumb enough to find a treasure map that leads him to his own banana horde.
Aki: I don’t have a banana horde…
After their eats, They are in Aki’s room for the study session.
Aki: Well then, since we’ve filled our stomachs, let’s study now.
Akira: If you don’t mind, I can help you guys.
Mizuki: Really?
Akira: I’ve completed education courses at a university over there, so I think I can be of help.
Minami: “Over there?”
Aki: Boston, America.
Yuuji: There? Don’t tell me…
(Y/N): Harvard University…
Everyone is shocked to hear that.
Yuuji: (Y/N)…
(Y/N): I know…
(Y/N) & Yuuji: He’s the leftover.
Aki: What are you masking behind those words?!
Akira then bring Aki’s ecchi book.
Akira: Please look at these text books. I found six copies under the bed.
Aki: My top-secret…
Akira: I’m deducting 60 points.
Total Score: 316 points.
Aki: So each copy is ten points?
Akira: No. It’s because you don’t have any with brother-sister incest.
Aki: So unreasonable!
Akira: Then please use these as Physical Education & Health textbooks.
Aki: No! Don’t expose my fetishes in broad daylight!
Akira: It seems that Aki likes girls with big breasts & pony tails.
Mizuki then uploaded this information about Aki in her brain as she then look at Minami’s pony tail.
Mizuki: Then, let’s study shall we?
Mizuki then tied up her hair as Minami look at Mizuki.
Minami: Why are you tying your hair up, Mizuki?
Mizuki: Because it’ll brother me from studying.
(Y/N): If it did, you would have done that a long time ago.
Aki: Why? Now they won’t obstruct you now.
Akira: Aki-kun, minus 100 points.
Total Score: 216 points.
Aki: Why?!
Akira: You’ll learn the reason later on in life.
(Y/N): My question is When Mizuki ever learns?
Kouta is still looking around as Hideyoshi & (Y/N) look at him.
Hideyoshi: What’s wrong, Ninja Pervert?
Kouta: Where’s the rest of the 1994 copies?
Aki: You really believed it…
(Y/N): Hence his nickname… Aki… It is not wrong to have these fetishes.
Aki: Is not?
(Y/N): Of course not. Everyone has their own fetishes, even the writer has one.
Writer: I am a “fit girl” man.
(Y/N): See.
Next Morning
Aki is reading a book as Mizuki approach him.
Mizuki/Minami: Morning, Yoshii-kun./Morning, Aki.
Aki then look to see Mizuki & Minami as Mizuki got her hair in a ponytail & Minami grew “breasts.”
Aki: Morning, you two. Himeji-san, you changed hair styles?
Mizuki: Yeah, I wanted to freshen up my image.
Aki: Minami, you changed breast styles?
Minami: No. I found out they had grown when I got out of bed this morning.
Aki: Are you serious?!
Minami: It is puberty after all, these things happen sometimes.
Kouta pop Minami's breasts.
Kouta: I won’t allow you to deface traits of the secondary growth.
As everyone went to Aki to talk about their study session.
Mizuki: It sure was fun yesterday.
Hideyoshi: We reviewed a lot of things.
Aki: But I probably won’t be able live alone anymore. Nee-san, could you hurry & go back to America…
Minami: How can you say that about your own family member?
(Y/N): The woman has a brother complex.
Yuuji: Isn’t she a good sister?
Aki: What’s good about her? Suddenly kissing & then deducting points. She’s just having fun bullying me.
Mizuki: That’s not true. Your sister really loves you.
Aki: In other words, she thinks I’m an idiot., eh?
Mizuki: Your sister keenly observes you & the things around you. I think it’s because she really cares about you.
Afternoon
Aki: Is that so?
(Y/N): It does sound like that.
Aki: What should I make tonight? She rarely comes back here. So I guess Japanese food would be best.
Aki then made it back to his apartment as he open the door.
Aki: I’m back.
Akira: You’re back, eh? Aki-kun!
Aki: Well, I’ll go buy the ingredients for dinner.
Akira: Dinner? Wait a minute, Aki-kun!
Aki: What is it, Nee-san?
Akira: Midterms are coming up pretty soon. Do you have time to be making dinner?
Aki. Even though I don’t have much time, it’s rare that you come back.
Akira: If that’s the case, you’re messing up your priorities. I’m here to observe Aki-kun’s living conditions. You can’t be spending too much time on your sister. If something bad happens because of that, it would be troublesome for me to be blamed. No need to cook for me. Just focus on studying. Leaving the cooking—
Aki: What kind of crap is that?
Akira gasped.
Aki: You only see scores, don’t you? I’ll study like you want!
Aki then storm into as Akira is worried. Aki then sit down at his computer stand.
Aki: Nee-san is an idiot! I’ll show you with a super-high score!
Meanwhile
At the same time, (Y/N) then open the apartment door & walked in to see Ikaruga with four of her friends.
Ikaruga: Welcome home, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Glad to be back. I take it that these are your friends?
Ikaruga: Yes. Also, my classmates.
Asuka is a short girl who has her dark brown hair tied in a ponytail with a white ribbon. In her Shinobi attire, she dons a uniform composed of a yellow vest over a white shirt, and a green plaid skirt to match her tie. Paired with it are black thigh high socks with brown loafers, and on each arm is a guard with bandages beneath them. On her waist are straps to hold her swords, and in this form she continues to wear her short red scarf.
Asuka: Hey, I’m Asuka.
Katsuragi has long, soft blonde hair worn with a blue headband that has a ribbon on each side of the head. Her bright eyes match, and she is usually depicted with perverted expressions. Her turnover outfit is simplistic; composed of her usual white Hanzō school uniform, unbuttoned, revealing most of her torso underneath; particularly her breasts. Along with a blue plaid skirt, she wears long socks and her signature black and gold metal boots adorned with small blue tassels on either side, serving as her combat weapon of choice.
Katsuragi: My name’s Katsuragi. You can call me Kat.
Hibari is an upbeat girl with pink hair adorned with three black ribbons that tie it into two pigtails. Her outfit is reminiscent of a student in gym class. She has a light pink track jacket with the Hanzō emblem on the left chest area, dark blue biker shorts, black and white socks, and red and white sneakers. Her eyes are peculiarly dotted with two pink, cross-shaped pupils.
Hibari: I’m Hibari. Hi-ba-ri.
Yagyū is a young girl with long white hair pulled into twin-tails held with shuriken. She has red eyes and wears a patch over the one; however, the eye it covers is functional. She is normally depicted with an indifferent expression. In turnover, she wears a pale brown jacket over a white school shirt, red plaid skirt, brown loafers, and calf-high black stockings. Around her shoulders is a black mantle with a triangle design along the trim and two extended tails.
Yagyū: Yagyū.
(Y/N): Nice to meet you, all. Hmm?
(Y/N) sees a sushi bar in his living room.
(Y/N): How did a sushi bar get inside my living room unscathed?
Asuka nervously chuckled.
Morning
The girls then helped (Y/N) study as they stayed over. Everyone is in their school uniforms as (Y/N) felt a bit tired.
Ikaruga: Are you okay?
(Y/N): Yeah, just a bit tired.
Hibari: I know.
Hibari gave (Y/N) a big hug.
Yagyū: Hibari!
Hibari: It’s ok. They said, “if you hug a person for 30 seconds, they won’t fell tired.”
(Y/N): So, How would I fell after 30 second?
School
Aki is studying as Mizuki & Minami came in.
Mizuki: Morning, Yoshii-kun.
Minami: Mornin’, Aki.
Aki: Don’t talk to me, or else I’ll forget everything I memorized.
Minami: I-Is that so?
Mizuki: Then we won’t bother you.
Nishimura: Okay! We’ll begin the test. Now start!
Everyone then started their test.
Aki(Mind): Piece of cake. First question. 334 BC, the last emperor of the Achaemenid Empire was Alexander the Great. Next one.
Meanwhile
Akira sees the clock.
Akira: He should be starting the test now. Then I’ll start too.
Back to Aki
Aki(Mind): Okay, I’ve tried my best in answering them. All that’s left is to use the remainder of the time to check over.
The school bell has rang.
Nishimura: Okay, put down your pencils. Last person of each row, gather up the answer sheets.
Aki then realized that he put the answer to question 1 where is name should be.
Aki(Mind): Good bye, my life of living alone.
Afternoon
Aki is in bowing position as Akira seen his answer sheet.
Akira: Seriously, Alexander the Great… You filled out your name as the answer to the first question & that shifted the answers so that they would all be wrong.
Aki: Please call me by my real name.
Akira: Darius the Third.
Aki: Stop making fun of me! If I hadn’t miswritten my answers, I’d probably have gotten a pretty good score.
Akira: If you made the same mistake on a real test, do you think you’d be forgiven?
Aki: I worked real hard…
Akira: I’ve said it before. Diligence is part of progress.
Aki: Yes.
Nighttime
Aki is looking at his test score.
Aki(Mind): Nee-san sure is strict.
Aki then got up & went to the kitchen as he went to get a glass of water. He finished his water as he look inside the sink.
Aki: What a mess. Eh? Nee-san usually doesn’t cook.
Aki then look in the fridge to see a bunch Paella, wrapped with sticky note on them.
Aki: This is… Failed Paella?
Aki then remembered the bags, the bandages, & (Y/N)’s words.
Aki: Don’t tell me she practiced because she wanted to cook my favorite dish?
Aki picked the green sticky not that said, “You’ve worked hard! I have no right to be mad!”
Aki: Honestly, what an idiot…
Meanwhile
Ikaruga came home after late training as she walked in to see (Y/N)’s test, a bowl of Thai curry noodles, & a sleeping (Y/N) at the table. She then smiled & then carried (Y/N) to their bedroom as she then laid him in the futon, take his glasses off, & kiss him on the forehead.
Ikaruga: Work hard, rest easy.
((DONE! AKIRA & IKARUGA ARE NOW STAYING. HOW WILL (Y/N) KEEP THIS MARRIAGE A SECRET? UNTIL THEN, STAY SHOCKING!!))