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Tfc: this area did not pass the vibe check.
Keralis, to Bdubs: i'm begging you to stop teaching him modern slang.
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Hypno, watching Doc do push ups: Wow he's been going at it for a while. I wonder where he gets all the motivation.
Doc, while doing push ups: [to himself] I'm going to be so good at hugging my friends!
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Bdubs: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Scar: Yes.
Bdubs: I love you.
Scar: It back.
[Later]
Stress: Why is Bdubs crying face-down on the floor?
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BadTimes: F*ck you my friends are completely fine.
*Later that day*
Ren: Guys? GUYS?! I just found out that 51 is divisible by 17, I feel sick.
Ren: What's next 189 is divisible by 7???
Cub: It is-
Ren: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
Jevin: Maths is literally made up, just say 3+4=8, who's gonna stop you?
Cub: Common sense?
X: Yeah we ain't got that-
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Mumbo: Gem, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Gemini: Ren, Mumbo wants you to get out of the house.
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Hels: You look like someone who will create lots of problems for me.
Zed: wtf
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xB: don't come back to our place.
False: why?
xB: X is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore.
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Iskall: If I let anything ever happen to Grian, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
Iskall: Of course I wouldn't have to. Because Ex and Pearl would kill me.
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Grian: The time to act is now.
Grian: Wink, wink.
Ex: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.
Grian: Oh, sorry.
Grian: Wink.
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Tango: sometimes i wonder if it would be easier being a cat. i could just sleep all day and hiss at anyone who comes near me.
Pearl: you do that anyway.
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Etho: I'm a God.
Joe: You yelled "shut up" at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.
Cleo: Shut it. He's a God.
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Wels: God knew not to make me human because i would be a cult leader.
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Impulse: What a lovely, quiet day.
Impulse:
Impulse: I left the others locked in the garage, didn't I
Beef: I was wondering when you were going to realize
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Biffa: Cleo was spotted in a gay bar.
Hels: That's like seeing a fork in the kitchen.
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X: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
X: *upends the bottle*
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BadTimes: Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't worry anyone.
Scar: We just figured you were dead.
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Zed: Truth or dare?
Tango: Truth
Zed: What's your credit card number?
Tango: Mm no, dare
Zed: Tell me your credit card number
Tango: I still don't like this game.
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Gemini: I've decided I want to be cremated
Joe: Like when you die?
Gemini: [shrugs] Surprise me
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Teacher: Now, we will talk about the nervous system.
Etho: Actually, all my systems are nervous.
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Beef: What are you getting Wels for the holidays?
Jevin: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when he married you. So I'm not sure yet.
xB: I'm getting him a divorce lawyer.
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Grian, trying to comfort Hypno: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Ex: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.
X: No. No we're not.
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Today's Question:
When do you think this book will end?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors