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BadTimes: So...how's everybody doing?
Biffa: I'm breathing.
BadTimes:
BadTimes: The bar doesn't need to be THAT low?
Biffa: Still doing better than Grian.
Grian, hyperventilating in the corner: LEAVE ME ALONE
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Mumbo: So if coconut oil is made from coconuts, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then-
Iskall: *gasp* Baby oil
X: Can I eat in peace for once?
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Ex: Who would last longest in a zombie apocalypse?
Zed: What?
Etho: Obviously me.
Keralis: What are you talking about? Doc has like six different contingency plans and enough food stockpiled to last him 3 years without leaving his lair.
Doc: Don't tell my secrets you idiot!
Ex: I feel like we'd all last a really long time. Zed would die really quickly though.
Zed: Excuse me?
Keralis: Yeah, you adopt every orphan you meet and because pretty much everyone is an orphan in a zombie apocalypse, there'd be a lot and one of them would end up betraying you.
Cleo: Grian dies first because he probably accidentally started the zombie apocalypse, Zed would die second because one of his orphans would betray him
Joe: Stress third because she refuses to wear anything that's not colourful and would get seen easily, Bdubs fourth because he's way too nice to survive more than six weeks, Mumbo fifth because he'd try to pet a zombie dog,
Cleo: Tango dies sixth for the same reason as Bdubs, but he has powers so he'll last longer, Iskall seventh because they'd be really bored without internet and go out at night for no reason at all, and False eighth because she's a badass and the only one in this server with self preservation instincts.
Doc: You know what, he's right.
Etho: Wait, why isn't Cleo on the list.
Cleo: Well, I'm already dead so, logically, I can't die again.
Joe: Let us test that.
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Ren: have a safe trip
Tfc: I have no say in the matter
Ren: die then.
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Jevin: Stress, I need your coordinates.
Stress: I'm by a rock that looks like a lion.
Jevin: Could you be more specific?
Stress: Simba
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False: So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Gemini, bleeding out and singing along: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
False: So, tell me what you want, what you really really want!
Gemini, passing out: I wanna... I wanna... I wa...
False, turning to Pearl: So, tell me what you want, what you-
Pearl, also bleeding out: I really want a healing potion.
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Beef: Hey, do you know the password to xB's communicator?
Cub: Fuck you, Beef.
Beef: Hey!!
Cub: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouBeef".
Beef: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Scar: A bit of trivia, the human body, when drained of most of its blood, will often stop working.
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xB: I wanted to talk to you about Wels, man to man, if that were possible.
Hypno: It is possible because we are both men.
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Impulse: You look tired.
Bdubs: That's treason.
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Tango: If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the cornfield.
Hels: We'd only just met. I'm a psychopath, I'm not rude.
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Grian: hey, could you give me some boy advice?
Wels: they're not worth it
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Today's question:
The zombie apocalypse just started and your only weapon is an item in your bedroom, what is it?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors