Okay, overview — this oneshot is funny, but has not a single purpose. Anyway, continue.
Betty POV:
I was cuddled into my blanket as I sat up in my bed. I was having a quiet night in as I watched Netflix.
It took me awhile to find something I actually liked, then eventually when I did find something that sounded interesting, I used it as background noise as I scrolled through Instagram.
My boyfriend and his best friend Fangs are out at some house party on the North Side. No doubt in my mind that they're going to get as drunk as they possibly can. They invited me to come but I have a limit of one horrible party per month.
I honestly don't know what they see in getting black out drunk every other week. But hey, it's their lives not mine.
It was around 1 am and I was still partly watching Netflix and partly scrolling through my phone, when I heard my doorbell ring.
I get freaked out when I hear the door bell ring at 12 pm, let alone at 1 in the morning. That's why I bought one of those ring cameras and have it hooked up at the front door.
I realistically think I'm being very smart and safe. I live alone, if there was a murderer, what the hell would I do? But then again, would a murderer really ring the doorbell? I mean, yeah probably.
Anyway, I went onto the app that is connected to the ring camera and saw that my boyfriend and Fangs were at the door. I watched as Fangs and Sweet Pea leant against each other, trying to support one another.
I chuckled as I put down my phone and walked downstairs.
I opened the door and saw the two boys, their backs now resting against the wall.
Sweet Pea: hi pretty Princess. He smiled.
Fangs: hi Betty. He said with a cheesy smile.
Betty: hello boys, how are you? I smiled.
Sweet Pea: we've been better, how are you? He slightly slurred out.
I will give the boys that, they can hold themselves reasonably well for the amount I know they've drank.
Betty: I'm pretty well, enjoying some time watching Netflix. I told him.
Fangs: that sounds pretty fun. He added. I laughed.
Betty: come on, into bed you two. I said.
Sweet Pea: okay Princess. He said. I smiled.
I helped the two boys into the spare room and thankfully got them into the room safely.
I got them under the blankets and tucked them in. I walked to Sweet Pea's side and kissed his head.
I was about to walk out of the room when I heard Fangs speak up.
Fangs: where's my kiss? He pouted. I chuckled at him.
Betty: you're too cute for a kiss. I smiled.
I love Fangs, he genuinely is the cutest. He's so needy and clingy, the boy version of me.
Sweet Pea: Betty. He whined out.
Sweet Pea: what about me? He frowned.
I could tell I was going to be here for awhile so I took a seat on the side of Sweet Pea.
Betty: you're so handsome baby. I told him, making him smile.
Fangs: no! You said I was the cutest. He whined out.
Betty: you're both very handsome and cute. I smiled to them.
Sweet Pea: but me baby. I'm the better one. You love me. He said as he pulled me onto his chest.
Fangs: Betty don't let him fool you. I'm better. You love me more.
Sweet Pea: stop lying Fangs, she loves me more. He challenged Fangs.
Fangs: shut up idiot! She told me she hates you. He said. I couldn't help the smile that formed onto my face.
It truly is hilarious the routine that they've created. Each time I get them into bed, they end up fighting over some random topic, apparently tonight it's my love for them, but by the end of the night they stop fighting about said topic and start fighting over who gets to cuddle who. Might as well note, they're both very big cuddlers.
Sweet Pea: she told me she would stab you. He said.
Fangs: she told me she's going to break up with you and then shoot you. He fought back.
Betty: come on sweet boys. I love you both so much, you know that. I told them.
Fangs: you obviously have to have a favourite. He said.
Betty: Fangs you do realise I'm going to spend the rest of my life with Sweet Pea, right? I asked him.
Fangs: yeah, but I'm always going to be there too. He pouted. I smiled as I ran my hand through his hair.
Sweet Pea: Betty! He whined.
Betty: shut up Sweet Pea. I said to him. He gave me an angry look.
Betty: of course you're going to be there, with your girlfriend or boyfriend. I smiled.
Fangs: love me? He asked. I smiled.
Betty: of course. I told him.
Fangs: thank you. He blushed.
Sweet Pea: might as well fuck him in front of me. He said.
Betty: Fangs you up for it? I teased.
Sweet Pea: Elizabeth fucking Cooper. He said sternly.
This time it was my turn to get angry. He knows I hate when I get called Elizabeth. It's what my mother always called me and I want to get rid of everything to do with her.
Betty: don't ever call me Elizabeth again. I warned him sternly.
Fangs: idiot, you fucking made her mad. I'm so sorry Betty, break up with him. He said. I chuckled.
Sweet Pea: I didn't mean to upset you. He mumbled sadly, looking away from me. I sighed.
Betty: just please don't say that again. I said and he nodded his head.
Betty: I love you. I said as I placed a kiss on his lips.
Sweet Pea: I love you too angel. He smiled.
Fangs: w-what about me? He said sadly.
I moved over in between the two of them and kissed Fangs' forehead.
Betty: I love you Fangsy. I told him making him smile.
Fangs: I love you too Betty. I smiled.
I stayed there for awhile as both the boys found themselves cuddling into my side.
Betty: boys I'm calling it a night. I'm going up to my room and I want you to go to sleep. I told them.
Sweet Pea: why can't you stay with us? He pouted.
Fangs: yeah, stay with us. He pouted.
Betty: come on, I'll be here when you wake up in the morning. Night boys. I smiled as I kissed Sweet Pea's cheek.
Sweet Pea: night darling. He said, making butterflies flutter all around my stomach.
The way he says darling makes me feel drunk with his love.
Fangs: night Betts. He said.
I gave them both a final smile before I walked out of their room. Just before I headed up to my room, I went into the kitchen.
I got out two painkillers and made two glasses of water.
I would put them in their room, but I know that some time throughout the night they'd both find their way into my room.
From the kitchen I could hear the two boys arguing.
Sweet Pea: I am not being the little spoon you little bitch. He said making me chuckle.
Fangs: I'm always the little spoon. This isn't fair. He stated.
Betty: sleep now. I yelled sternly from the kitchen, instantly making both of them quite.
I brought the painkillers and glasses of water up into my room and put them on either side of my bed on top of the small tables I have.
I finally got into bed, closing my heavy and tired eyes.
——
I woke up to the feeling of my blankets moving.
I slightly cracked open my eyes and saw that Fangs was the reason for me waking up.
Fangs: sorry. Dickhead took all the blankets and I was cold. He said.
If I wasn't so tired and out of it, I would laugh.
Betty: it's okay. I mumbled.
Fangs: cuddles? He asked and I nodded my head.
He wrapped his arms around me and we both eventually fell asleep.
——
I woke up again as I felt the bed dip on the opposite side to Fangs. I opened my eyes and saw that it was Sweet Pea.
Sweet Pea: sorry for waking you. I just wanted to be with you. He whispered.
Betty: it's okay bubba, go to sleep. I whispered.
He nodded his head as he wrapped his arms above where Fangs' was already.
A/N
See, I really don't know the point. But I loved it