"Aye yo, pussy!" I called out. Soda turned to me. "Aha, you done called yourself a pussy!" I said as I burst out laughing. He rolls his eyes and continues to watch TV. "Awh, the little boy's mad." I said, pouting my lips. "No I'm not." He said. "Yeah totally, pussy." I said, drinking my coke.
"I do not understand you guys sometimes." Said Darry. "What do you not understand?" I asked. "You stand up for Soda when he gets called names but you call him names too." He said. "Well that's because only I can call him names. No one else can." I said. "Whatever you say." Darry continues to read his newspaper.
"Wait, what the hell is 7 x 8?" I asked out of the blue. "49, why?" Said Soda. "No I just thought about it. Anyways, I'm hungry." I said as I get up and walk to the fridge to look for food. "Can I have this chocolate cake?" I asked. "Yeah just finish it if you want." Said Darry.
I smiled and was very happy. I do random dances while I eat in the kitchen. Soda came in. "Hey can I have some?" He asked. I nodded as he stuffed a handful of cake in his mouth. He started to join me and my dancing. And it was just us dancing in the kitchen to music in our heads.
"What in the hell are you two doing?" Darry said as he poked his head in. "Dancing, what else?" I said. "How are you dancing to no music?" "The music is in our heads." Said Soda. "You two are very weird." Darry said as he goes back. We continued to dance.
"Okay I'm tired." I said as I huffed. "Same." Sodas aid as he did the same. "I need a drink." I got out a Coke and handed another to Soda. "Let's see who can drink faster." He said. "Oh it's on." I stabbed a hole onto the can and he did too. We both started to chug the coke. I finished first. I threw the empty coke can at him.
"Pussy." I burped out. He burped a bigger and louder burp back at me.
"Damnit." I said as he laughs.