(Link is back online)
Link: Stupid scouting mission...
Link: Zelda, can't you talk to your dad about this???
Link: Hello..? I've been walking for hours and Epona ran off.
Link: ....
(Link has gone offline)
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(Link is back online)
Link: I could really use some company you guys....
Link: ....
(Zelda is back online)
Link: THANK GOODNESS.
Zelda: Hmm?
Link: Zelda. What the hell is up with your dad and these stupid mission?
Zelda: What do you mean?
Link: Akkala Parade Grounds?!
Zelda: ....
Link: I should've read the fine print when applying for becoming a knight
Zelda: How much longer is your service required actually?
Link: Until I die.
Zelda: Oh...
Zelda: Did you even have any choice?
Link: No... but this place is giving me the creeps
Zelda: Our scouts steer clear of that area. I don't know why father sent you there.
Link: Okay now, I swear I heard something @-@
Link: I'm freaking out I'm freaking out
Zelda: Are you the same Link everyone knows...?
Link: Listen, I'd rather fight five Hinoxes at once than to be in this damn temple
Zelda: I'm out with Impa and Purah near the Citadel Ruins... want me to come on over re-
Link: Please.
Zelda: Stay put, I'll be right over there.
(Zelda has gone offline)
Link: ....
Link: I swear I saw something watching me....
Link: Anyone else online?
Link: @Daruk
(Daruk is back online)
Link: DO I REALLY HAVE TO PING YOU GUYS JUST TO COME HERE
Daruk: What did I do little guy? Fell out of bed again?
Link: No... I sleep in water... well, I try..
Daruk: Naked?
Link: Shutup.
Daruk: Well, what's up? Need anything?
Link: No, I just want to talk with someone while waiting for Zelda.
Daruk: The Princess?
Link: Her Father sent me on some weird scouting mission and I need company
Daruk: Where are you at?
Link: Akkala Parade Ground Ruins
Daruk: Ohhh
Daruk: Isn't that where a bunch of murders happened long ago?
Link: ...
Daruk: My father told me about them. Really gruesome I tell y-
Link: You're not helping....
Daruk: Haha my bad
Link: ....
Link: Oh, Zelda's here... I guess I'm okay after all. Thanks for staying with me a bit
Daruk: No problem ;)
(Daruk has gone offline)
(Link has gone offline)
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(Link is back online)
Link: Hey guys!!!!
Link: @everyone
Link: I need help!!!! Please!!
(Impa is back online)
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Ah, Link. Sav'saaba
Link: Urbosa, this is serious!!!!
Urbosa: Link? Are you okay?
Link: THISIS ZEDLAIDONTHAVETIME FORTHIS!!!
Urbosa: Zelda.. what are you doing with Link's slate?
Link: Look I can't explain... something bad happened!!
Urbosa: ...
Link: IMPA!! ARE YOU CLOSE BY?!?!
Link: IMPAAAAAA
Impa: Calm down little one.
Link: Calm down??!? You don't know wh-
Impa: Tut tut. Tell me what happened.
Link: ....
Link: So I met up with Link around the Akkala Parade Grou-
Impa: Why on earth would you go there Zelda?
Link: Um... is there something wrong? Link was sent there on a scouting mission
Impa: Why, that's where the Yiga made their first hideout centuries ago.
Link: So...
Urbosa: Hold on, are you serious?
Impa: Of course. But then the entire tribe, save for a few, got massacred by an unknown individual.
Link: ....
Impa: I find it suspicious whether the King actually sent Link there or not
Urbosa: Are you suggesting that...
Link: Father had nothing to do with this?
Impa: That's what I'm guessing. Everyone, even the King himself, steers clear of that area
Link: So when Link got separated....
Impa: What now?
Link: Link and I traded our Sheikah Slates for fun while exploring... and then...
Link: Then this wall sprang out of nowhere and Link was locked on the inside of a temple or... whatever it was
Urbosa: That's no big deal Zelda. Daruk can hop on over and ram the entire place down
Link: But.... but...
Impa: Are you hiding something from us?
Link: I... I heard whispering surrounding me... I got... scared and ran...
Urbosa: Well, Link's thr strongest Champion, he should be fine.
Link: Yeah but... I've got a bad feeling..
Urbosa: You worry too much Princess. Remember, Link eats rocks as a snack
Impa: Exactly.
Link: ...
Impa: Now if you'll excuse m-
(Mipha is back online)
(Purah is back online)
(Revali is back online)
Link: Oh...
Purah: Heyy everyone! Clickety snap!!
Purah: Sister? You're here too?
Impa: It appears so.
Purah: Well come on over! I found this really cool Guardian in the rubble! Let's snap a picture of it!
Revali: Please snap yourself out of here
Purah: Aww someone's smile is upside down?
Mipha: ...
Revali: Please babe, I'm not one to mess with
Purah: Hmm... you're the Rito Champion, correct?
Revali: Yeah?
Urbosa: The one and only... for now
Purah: So you're the one Urbosa turned into an origami, right?
Urbosa: 🤭
Revali: Wait- When di-
Mipha: Um Zelda...?
Link: Yes???
Revali: Wait what?
Mipha: We're you the one that pinged us?
Link: ....
Revali: ...?
Link: Yeah..?
Revali: She probably wants to show everyone who she proposed to a few second ago
Purah: Wait! Let me get my camera ready!!
Link: Stop
Urbosa: I thought guys were the ones who propose to girls.
Revali: Eh, Zelda's pretty desperate, ya know?
Mipha: ...
Mipha: Is Link okay? He's been gone for three days and hasn't let me know anything.
Revali: Isn't Link right here you blind fish?
Mipha: ...
Revali: Besides, he's probably dead for all I know. There a are a million ways how the moron can die
Urbosa: And there are a million-one ways you can die
Revali: Damn :(
Mipha: Please... I'm getting really worried and I don't feel good either
Revali: Them eggs can't wait, huh 👀
Mipha: You'll never know what it feels like
Link: I... well... Link has...
Mipha: Is Link hurt???? Where can I find him?!?!
Impa: Mipha
Revali: Ayo, chill down. He's probably... you know, I have no idea actually, I'm getting confused.
Link: Link was sent on a special mission by my father... well...
Mipha: Well?????
Link: Impa suspects it wasn't my father who sent him...
Revali: I sent him to that Cucco farm
Urbosa: You'll kill him
Revali: Obviously, you can't tell a joke
Urbosa: ...
Link: He went to the Akkala Parade Ground Ruins... we got separated
Mipha: Oh dear Nayru, is my baby okay!!!
Link: I...
Impa: No.
Urbosa: Hold up now Impa, Link is probably finding a way ou-
Revali: He died. End of story. And we all live happily ever after.
Urbosa: Revali, please shut your beak and listen for once.
Mipha: ...
(Zelda is back online)
Link: ????
Revali: Hold up... I thought Link was talking like the... wait...
Zelda: Guys
Revali: :O
Mipha: Link!! Are you okay?!?!
Zelda: There's a message here on the wall.
Impa: Say what now?
Purah: Take a picture of it!!!
Zelda: The message says... "Trial of Strength"
Zelda: I can barely understand it though... everything is musty and ancient here
Revali: Cool. Bring me back a souvenir while you're at it
Link: I'm being followed... no... wait.. I thought I just saw someo-
(Link has been disconnected)
Mipha: !!!!
Purah: I didn't get a picture... :(
Impa: Hold on, let me try to hack my way through his slate..
(To be continued)