California, when things go sideways: Ughh, why did you invite me here?
Washington: We didn’t!
Oregon: You invited yourself!
Texas: No one likes you!
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California: Hello, New York. Made anyone cry today?
New York: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Florida: [screaming in the background]
Texas: What happened?
Louisiana I don’t know, I think he saw himself in the mirror.
Florida, in the distance: LOUI! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!
Louisiana: It’s okay, Florida! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure he's nice.
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Colorado: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Wisconsin: But are you shuffling?
Colorado: Everyday.
Utah: What language are you two speaking??
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California: What do we think of Florida?
[pause]
Louisiana: [sighs] Nice pal.
Washington: I think he's gay.
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Illinois: Cali, how are you doing?
California: I’m living the dream!
Illinois: Oh, that’s good.
California: Except, it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.
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New York: You should be ashamed of yourself!
Washington: I know. I’m sorry. It all just made me a bit nervous.
New York: Everything makes you nervous, Washington. You’re a walking cack attack.
Washington: I can’t help that, it’s the way god made me!
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Washington, giving out copies of the school newspaper: Read all about the wee dyke!
California, holding up a sign: We will not be censored!
Florida, following them around carrying more copies: Lesbians really do exist!
DC, in the back: I support gays, even though I, myself, am not actually gay!
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DC: Remember that old saying, “if at first you don’t succeed…”
California: "Try, try again."
New York: “Try to pretend it never happened.”
Florida: "Find out of the loser gets anything."
Texas: "Blame it on your parents."
Massachusetts: "Destroy all evidence that you tried."
Wisconsin: "Grab a beer."
North Carolina: "Then skydiving is definitely not for you."
Louisiana: "Try doing what your mama told you to do in the beginning."
~~now for some reader insert quotes~~
Y/n: I can hold the whole world in my hands.
Texas: That's impos-
Y/n: *cups Texas' face*
Texas, blushing: Stop, I have reputation to maintain.
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Florida: I didn't drink that much last night.
Louisiana: You were flirting with Y/n.
Florida: So what? They're my lover.
Louisiana: You asked if they're single.
Texas: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Florida, walking into yours and Georgia’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Georgia: What was it about?
Y/n: No, don’t ask him that!
Georgia: Why not?
Y/n: Cause he’ll answer!
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DC: Y/n and I don't have pet names.
Florida: Uh huh. Hey, what do bees make?
DC: Honey?
Y/n, in the next room: Yes, dear?
Florida: Don't ever lie to me like that again.
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Y/n: Aw, if only there was a place to sit.
Louisiana: *gestures to the unoccupied seat beside him* Right here, sugar.
Y/n: "kick chair over* I wish there was someplace for me to sit.
Louisiana, sighing: *pats his thigh*
Y/n, hopping on his lap: Thought you'd never catch on!
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Y/n: *kisses New York's cheek*
New York: What the fuck was that?
Y/n: Affection.
New York: Gross!
New York: Do it again.
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Y/n and Ben: *fighting about something*
Dan: They are fucking.
Ryan: They're literally yel-
Y/n and Ben: *start making out*
Ryan: They are fucking.
Dan: THEY ARE FUCKING!!!!
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Y/n: ARE YOU-
Ben: Fucking.
Y/n: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Ben: Fucking.
Y/n: IDIOT!
Dan: ...What was that?
Ben: Ryan banned Y/n from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
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