Madeline: hey Jason
Jason: yeah
Madeline: I have a girls vacation this weekend so you are watching Stella and Addy
Jason: wait what!?
Madeline: babe, Stella's not that hard to take care of
Jason: Madeline, she poops, pukes, pees, cry's, crawls, and she's really small!
Madeline: Jason it's your own daughter. You'll be fine Daniel will come stay with you to help and addy is good with Stella
Jason: does Daniel know about this?
Madeline: yes Caroline told him
Stella: *wakes up*
Madeline: she's up. You can change her so you can get some practice
Jason: okay *goes to the nursery*
Jason: good morning Baby Girl!
Stella: *starts crying*
Jason: BABE!! She wants you
Madeline: okay I'll take her but I don't want a million phone calls when you're struggling
Jason: between me and Daniel I think we got that
Madeline: alright
*two days later 4:00 am*
Madeline: Jason Caroline's here to pick me up. I'll see you Monday. Love you
Jason: love you too
Madeline: take care of my baby
Jason: we'll be fine
Madeline: * goes into the nursery and gives the baby a kiss*
Caroline: ready
Madeline: yeah let's go
*get and the car and start driving*
Caroline: what's wrong you look down?
Madeline: oh nothing. I'm a little worried about leaving Stella. We've never been away from each other for more than a day.
Caroline: she'll be fine! She's with Jason and Daniel and addy will keep her company
Madeline: I know. It's just when I leave her with those two nothing goes good
Caroline: hey don't worry. That's Jason's little girl. He won't let anything bad happen to her
Madeline: you're right
*a few hours later back to Jason*
Daniel: *calls jason*
Jason: hey
Daniel: hey I'm almost done work
Jason: okay I'm home
Daniel: okay see you soon
*hang up*
Jason: *makes himself breakfast*
Stella: *wakes up*
Jason: hi dada's Girl! *picks Stella up*
Jason: do you want some breakfast?
Jason: * puts Stella in high chair*
Stella: *starts crying*
Jason: you don't want breakfast? *takes Stella out of high chair and puts her on her play blanket
Stella: *fussing*
Jason: baby girl, dada doesn't know what you want
Daniel: hey we're here
Jason: I don't know what she wants!?
Daniel: did you feed her?
Jason: I tried she didn't want
Daniel: what about changing her diaper?
Jason:... yeah didn't do that...
Daniel: have you ever changed her diaper before?
Jason: when she was a newborn... not since she's been eating solid foods
Daniel: alright man you got this
Jason: dude you do it. You've done plenty before!
Daniel: no man you gotta do it
Jason: *grabs a diaper and wipes *
Jason: *grabs baby and lays her down to change her*
Stella: *wiggling*
Jason: oh my God Daniel! She won't stop moving!
Daniel: I'll hold her still
Jason: okay thanks
Stella: *starts to cry*
Daniel: look you made her mad
Jason: you're the one holding her down
Daniel: eww!! Shit just got on my hands!!
Jason: *gags* oh my gosh it smells so bad!
Daniel: Stella what did you eat!?
Jason: I think she just had avocado last night. Hand me a wipe
Daniel: here
Jason: *wipes baby*
Jason: *gagging*
Daniel: dude stop you're gonna make me gag too!
Jason: I'm sorry it just smells so bad. I don't understand how all of this came out of this tiny person!!
Daniel: here's her diaper
Jason: *undoes the diaper flaps*
Stella: *starts crawling away*
Jason: no Stella!
Addy: eww daddy it's on the floor!
Jason: eww Stella!
Daniel: you did a horrible job wiping her!
Jason: she's so squirmy I can't get it all
Daniel: just put her in the bath tub
Jason: but then I'd still have to clean it out the bath
Daniel: oh yeah...
Jason: here you hold her up and I'll get it while you hold her
Daniel: dude if I hold her it'll get in my hands
Jason: no hold her under her arms
Daniel: ah makes more sense
Jason: okay I got it all cleaned up
Daniel: okay now try to put the diaper on
Jason: *puts diaper on*
Jason: phew. That was rough
Daniel: you know that was just one diaper... we got to do that a bunch of times today
Jason: oh shit
Daniel: literally!
*flash to Madeline and them*
Caroline: I wonder how the boys are doing with Stella?
Madeline: I'm sure they're just fine
Tara: did you leave instructions for them
Madeline: nope. I tried to show Jason all week but he told me "I got it don't worry" so it's all up to him
Polly: how much longer until we're there?
Caroline: the GPS says 30 minutes
Dana: good cause I need to pee so bad!
Madeline: me too!
Tara: can we just appreciate how quiet it is right now
Dana: I know! It's so nice!
*back to Jason*
Jason: okay she's finally down for a nap
Daniel: addy fell asleep too. wanna play a card game?
Jason: yeah!
*grab cards and play rummy*
*2 hours later*
Stella: *wakes up*
Jason: duty calls
Jason: hey Stella girl! *picks her up*
Jason: hey girl whose got you? Is it da da
Stella: *baby noises*
Jason: you'll say it sooner or later
Daniel: hey what y'all want for dinner?
Jason: ooh let's grill some burgers
Daniel: yes!
Daniel: addy you want a burger
Addy: yeah!!
*a few hours later*
Daniel: *grills up some burgers*
Jason: okay Stella you don't have teeth how is this gonna work
Daniel: dude blend that shit up
Addy: daddy said a bad word!
Daniel: oh sorry! Blend that stuff up. Is that better?
Addy: yes!
Jason: good idea!
Jason: *blends a burger for Stella*
Daniel: your not gonna give her ketchup with it
Jason: eww that would gross to blend up
Daniel: at least throw some cheese in there
Jason: *puts a piece of cheese in the blender*
Jason; okay Stella girl dinner is ready
Daniel: *puts Stella in the high chair*
Jason: *puts the blended up meat and cheese on her tray
Jason: dig in baby girl!
Stella: *trys the food and makes a sour face but keeps eating it*
Jason: I think it's a winner!
Madeline: *face times Jason*
Jason: it's Madeline
Jason: *answers phone* hey babe!
Madeline: hey! How's it going?
Jason: it's going great
Madeline: how was the diaper changes?
Jason: They took a while and wasn't the neatest job but it got done!
Madeline: wow. I'm surprised I didn't any phone calls about that
Jason: don't worry we got it. It's called YouTube
Madeline: glad YouTube is helping you raise our daughter. What are y'all eating?
Jason: Daniel cooked burgers
Madeline: ooh sounds good. What did you give the baby?
Jason: she's eating a burger too
Madeline: you're kidding right?
Jason: nope don't worry I blended it so she could eat it
Madeline: let me see
Jason: *shows Madeline Stella's food*
Madeline: eww! Jason that looks awful!
Jason; she's loving it though!
Stella: *makes sour face and coughs*
Madeline: *sarcastic* yeah... she's really chowing down on it....
Madeline: let me talk to her
Jason: *puts phone on stella* stella look at momma!
Madeline: hi my sweet girl! What did dada give you?!
Stella: *baby noises* mmmm mmmm maaaaa
Madeline: are you trying to say mama!!!
Jason: oh hell no! I've been working on dada with her forever!
Madeline: well work harder
Jason: okay Stella tonight you are gonna say dada
Madeline: don't pressure her Jason. Please put her to bed by 8:30
Jason: yeah got it.
Madeline: okay good night I love y'all
Jason: love you too!
*hangs up*
Jason: okay Daniel we really need to work on dada tonight
Daniel: I think she wants something else to eat
Stella: bbaaa bbaaa bbaaa bba
Jason: did you say dada!!!
Daniel; that was clearly a baba noise
Jason: oh she wants a bottle
Jason: *makes Stella a bottle*
Jason: okay here's your bottle but after you're done we are working on dada!
*stella finishes bottle and Jason changes her diaper and bathes her*
Jason: *falls asleep on couch*
Daniel: yeah totally working on getting you to say dada *talking to stella*
Stella: *crawls to Jason* dadadada
Daniel: JASON WAKE UP!
Jason: WHAT!!??
Daniel: SHE JUST SAID DADA!!
Jason: yeah right dude quit messing with me
Daniel: dude I swear I just heard her say it!
Daniel: Stella who is that!?
Stella: dadadadadaa
Jason: YES!!! *picks Stella and kisses her*
Jason: we gotta call Madeline!!
Jason: *calls madeline*
Madeline: hey what's wrong?
Jason: STELLA JUST SAID DADA!!
Madeline: funny Jason
Jason: no I swear!! Ask Daniel
Daniel: she really did
Madeline: AHH BABY GIRL!! Get her to say it again!!
Jason: baby who am I ?!
Stella: dadadadaa
Madeline: OH MY GOODNESS!!! Yay baby!!!
Madeline: okay good excitement but is addy sleeping?
Jason: yeah
Madeline: then why is she not sleeping too it's 10:00
Jason: uhhh gotta go! *hangs up*
Jason: Stella dada is so excited!!
Stella: dadada
Jason: oh my gosh it just doesn't get old! Okay let's put you to bed now
Jason: *puts baby to sleep*
*daniel and Jason fall asleep putting the baby to sleep*
*next morning*
Jason: okay we need to get out and do something today
Daniel: agreed
Jason: let's see if it's trivia night at the bar
Daniel: yes. That would be great!
Jason: I'll look online!
Jason: *pulls up the bars website on the computer*
Daniel: is there trivia?
Jason: no but its beer pong night!
Daniel: oh even better!
Jason: I'm gonna call madelines mom to see if she can watch the baby and Addy
Jason: *calls mom*
Mom: hello?
Jason: hey!
Mom: hey Jason! How's it going?
Jason: pretty good. Daniel and I want to go out tonight and we wanted to know if you could watch Stella and Addy
Mom: I'm sorry I wish I could but we are out of town
Jason: oh it's no problem
Mom: sorry
Jason: it's okay we'll talk to y'all later
Mom: okay bye
Jason: bye
Daniel: so...
Jason: they're out of town...
Daniel: well we can just bring them
Jason: Um... you know Madeline would kill me
Daniel: who said she needs to know
Jason: ooh secretive... alright let's do it
Daniel: cool. Just put Stella in her pajamas and bring that chest carrier. Addy can wear her pajamas too
Jason: oh yeah then I don't have to hold her. Alright this can work
Daniel: let's see if some of the guys want to come
Jason: alright. You call Oscar and I'll call Ty
Daniel: let's do it
*stella wakes up*
Jason: okay phone call is on hold
Jason: *picks the baby up and changes her*
Daniel: Jason what the hell did you just put on her
Jason: pants and a onesie
Daniel: dude it doesn't match at all... and the pants are on backwards
Jason: she's a baby she doesn't know the difference
Daniel: yeah but we know
Jason: she's just gonna poop through it anyways
Daniel: yeah true
Jason: okay now to call the guys
*jason and Daniel call the guys*
Daniel: Oscar is coming
Jason: so is Ty
Daniel: nice!
*a few hours later*
Jason: okay she's in her pajamas
Daniel: do you have her carry thingy
Jason: yeah I just don't know how to put it on...
Daniel: okay so I think the sack where she sits goes in the front. Then the straps go in the back and snap in the clicker thing then it snaps at the bottom
Jason: okay well then help me
Daniel: okay hold her
Jason: *holds the baby facing outward*
Daniel: okay I'll fix the snaps
Daniel: *fixes the snaps*
Jason: alright we are ready to go... the only thing is
Daniel: what
Jason: we can't ride in the car like this...
Daniel: oh shit...
*take Stella out of the carrier and puts her in her car seat and goes to the bar*
Daniel: Stella this is where you were you made!
Jason: don't tell my daughter that this is where she was conceived!
Addy: what's that mean?
Daniel: uhh... we met the stork here
Addy: oh
*jason and Daniel look at each other with relief*
Jason: okay let's go in
*they go in*
Ty: Jason Daniel over here!
Jason: hey man
Oscar: y'all brought the baby?
Addy: hi uncle Oscar!
Oscar: and Addy!?
Daniel: yeah we couldn't find a sitter
Jason: they'll behave though
Oscar: alright y'all ready to play some beer pong?!!
Jason: hell yeah!!!
*beer pong tournament starts*
Madeline: *calls jason*
Jason: hey babe!
Madeline: Jason are you drunk!
Jason: nah just a little buzz
Madeline: where are you? And where's Stella and Addy?
Jason: well Stella and Addy are with Denise and Daniel, Oscar, ty, and me are playing beer pong at the bar
Madeline: you brought our baby to the bar??? And who the hell is denise?!
Jason: Denise is our waitress here. She loves babies and kids. she said she'll watch them while we play
Madeline: y'all are in so much trouble when We get home!
Jason: babe you sound upset
Madeline: you're damn right I'm upset!
Jason: hey if you talked to Denise would it make you feel better?
Madeline: I don't know who the hell denise is!!
Jason; I told you she is our waitress
Madeline: give Daniel the phone
Jason: Daniel it's for you
Daniel: yup
Madeline: Daniel don't let Jason drink anymore!
Daniel: don't worry I cut him off
Madeline: who the hell is Denise and why does she have my baby and my godchild?
Daniel: don't worry I know Denise from college. She's really cool she is playing with the baby and Addy while we play
Madeline: is the baby okay!?
Daniel: yeah she's fine! Denise and the other waitresses have been keeping her entertained
Madeline: it better not be the kind of entertainment that I'm thinking of
Daniel: ha!! No it's not. We brought her diaper bag with toys so she can play
Madeline: okay but if I hear that a single hair is harmed on my baby I will kill y'all!
Daniel: she's fine!
Madeline: I'll be home tomorrow night. Please stay safe! Get a taxi to go home!
Daniel: we will
Madeline: okay bye
Daniel: bye
Daniel: *hangs up*
Jason: hey is she mad at me
Daniel: yeah she's pretty pissed
Jason: damn! Guess I'm sleeping on the couch when she gets home
Daniel: yeah I'd bet on it
Ty: that's another point for us!!
Jason: yeah!!!!
Denise: hey do y'all have the baby?
Daniel: no you had her... did you lose her!!!??
Denise: I mean she's in here somewhere! She was napping behind the bar on her blanket with addy and I went to check on her and she wasn't there!
Jason: she can crawl and she's pretty fast!
Daniel: alright baby search
*gang goes searching for Stella*
Jason: if Madeline finds out about this she is going to actually murder me!
Daniel: she's not gonna know about it
Oscar: I think I found a little sneaker
Jason: Stella!
Daniel: okay I think we need to go home before we get into any more trouble
Jason: good idea! I'll grab Stella's bag
Daniel: I'll grab Addy
*take a taxi back home*
Jason: okay the baby's out like a light
Daniel: so is addy
Daniel: I'm about to crash too!
Jason: yeah let's call it a night!
Daniel: good thought!
Jason: Daniel wake up!
Daniel: what time is it?
Jason: it's 7:15. We need to do something for Madeline since she is so mad at me
Daniel: sounds like a you problem
Jason: Caroline is pissed at you too
Daniel:... yeah your right
Jason: okay so what should we do?
Daniel: well first of all we need to clean the house up
Jason: okay we'll start with that
Daniel: what time does Stella normally wake up
Jason: usually around this time. She'll be up so-
Stella: *wakes up*
Jason: and there she is
Jason: *changes the baby and puts her in her high chair for breakfast*
Jason: you want some bananas baby!?
Jason: *gives Stella smashed up bananas*
Daniel: alright while she's eating I'll clean up the table and stuff
Jason: I'll get the living room
*a few minutes later*
Stella: *starts fussing*
Jason: are you done baby
Jason: *takes Stella out of the high chair and puts her on her blanket in the living room*
Daniel: addy play with Stella while we clean up please
Addy: okay
Daniel: alright the kitchen is done
Jason: okay I'll get the nursery and you can do the guest room
Daniel: got it
*they start cleaning the guest room and nursery*
Jason: Stella's being awfully quiet
Jason: * goes check on Stella in the living room*
*Stella is not on the blanket*
Daniel: addy I thought you were playing with her?!
Addy: I had to go potty!
Jason: Stella girl where are you??
*cabinet door slams*
Jason: I hear a little mouse
Jason: *sees Stella opening the kitchen cabinet under the sink*
Jason: what are you doing!?
Stella: ddaaadaadaaa
Jason: yeah dada caught you
Daniel: what did she get into?
Jason: she got into the cabinet
Daniel: don't y'all have one of those baby cages that you can put her in?
Jason: a playpen?
Daniel: yeah one of those
Jason: yeah it's in her closet
Daniel: okay I'll go set it up
*daniel sets up the play pen and Jason puts Stella in it with a few toys, a blanket, and her pacifier*
Jason: she's all set now
Daniel: ooh I have an idea!
Jason: what is it?
Daniel: what's her favorite flavor cupcake?
Jason: she's not a big cake person she likes cookies though!
Daniel: we can get her some cookies and flowers that she can come home to
Jason: she'd love that! Her favorite flowers are pink roses
Daniel: okay I'll go run to the store and get some cookies and roses. What kind of cookies does she like
Jason: she likes any kind but her favorites are peanut butter and sugar
Daniel: okay I'll find some
*a few minutes later*
Daniel: okay found some cookies and roses
Jason: perfect. I'll set them up
Daniel: well Stella's out
Jason: yeah it's her nap time. She kind of put herself to sleep
Daniel: I guess we can just hang out until they get home
Jason: yeah pretty much
*a few hours later*
Caroline: hey we're home!
Daniel: hey C! Missed you
*caroline and Daniel kiss*
Caroline: couch tonight...
Daniel: yeah I figured...
Madeline: Jason we need to tal-
Jason: surprise!
Madeline: aww Jason! What's all this
Jason: I just wanted to apologize about last night. It was a really stupid move
Madeline: yes it was. I forgive you
Jason: does that mean I don't have to sleep on the couch tonight?
Madeline: no you don't
Jason: love you babe
Madeline: love you too!
*next day*
Mom: *calls Madeline*
Madeline: hey mom
Mom: hey I wanted to see if Stella is free to come stay with her nana tonight and I'll bring her back tomorrow evening. I had a sleepover with addy by herself yesterday and wanted some one on one time with Stella girl
Madeline: yeah of course!
Mom: okay great! I'll come get her around 6 tonight!
Madeline: great see you then
*hang up*
Jason: who was that?
Madeline: my mom. She's taking Stella for the night
Jason: oh cool. We'll get a good night sleep!
Madeline: finally!!
*few minutes later*
Stella: *wakes up from her nap*
Madeline: *goes get Stella*
Madeline: was that a good nap my girl! *picks her up and kisses her*
Stella: *smiles big and kicks her legs*
Madeline: oh goodness! So happy!
Jason: there's my princess!
Madeline: I'm gonna put her on the floor. Can you entertain her while I cook dinner?
Jason: of course
Madeline: *puts Stella on the rug with toys*
Jason: look what dada's got!
Stella: *grabs toy from Jason* dadadaaddaa
Madeline: yay Stella girl!!!!
*few hours later at 6:30pm*
Mom: *goes to Madeline's house* hello!
Madeline: Stella look who's here!!
Mom: hello my sweet baby *picks Stella up and kisses her*
Madeline: okay I have her bag here I'll go put it in the car. You have a carseat right?
Mom: yeah I have Addys old one
Madeline: okay cool. I already fed her dinner and bathed her. Call me if you need!
Mom: don't worry. She'll be fine
Madeline: *puts her in the carseat in moms car*
Madeline: bye baby girl! Love you *kisses Stella*
Mom: okay I'll bring her back tomorrow evening
Madeline: sounds like a plan. Y'all have fun
*mom and Stella leave*
Caroline: *goes over to Madeline's with addy and daniel*
Addy: nanny! *hugs Madeline*
Madeline: hey addy bear!
Addy: where's Stella?
Madeline: Stella went stay with nana for tonight
Addy: oh
*all sit down and have dinner*
*flash to mom and Stella*
*mom driving back to her house*
Mom: Stella girl nana is so excited to spend some time with you!
*light turns green and someone runs a red light and rams right into the drivers side of the car, car flips once and lands in the median*
Mom: *heavy breathing* oww...oh... my gosh.
Stella: *crying*
Mom: *reaches for her phone and calls madeline*
Madeline: hello?
Mom: *trouble breathing* mad..eline... I... just .... Got t boned *starts crying*
Madeline: oh my gosh! Are y'all okay??! Where are y'all?
Mom: Stella is fine. My leg is not! It hurts!
Madeline: okay stay calm. I'll be right there where are you!
Mom: *gives location to madeline*
Madeline: okay call 911 and I'll be right there
Madeline: *hangs up* Jason we gotta go
Jason: what's wrong?!
Madeline: someone t boned into my mom and she's hurt!
Caroline: oh my gosh! I'm coming. Daniel stay with addy please
Daniel: okay
*all hop in Madeline's car and go*
*flash to mom and stella*
Stella: *screaming crying*
Mom: *crying* I know angel. Mamas coming and help
Madeline: *arrives at the wreck*
Madeline: *runs to the car* oh my gosh, mom did you call 911
Mom: yes they're coming
Jason: is Stella okay!?
Mom: she's fine from what I see. I think she's just scared. The car did flip
Caroline: I can tell!
*emergency vehicles arrive*
Firefighter: okay we need y'all to stand back. We are going to ax the doors off so we can get to them.
EMT: ma'am what hurts on you?
Mom: my leg is jammed in the door and hurts really bad!
Madeline: is my baby okay?
EMT: she looks fine from here but I will still check her out when they get the doors off
Stella: *still crying*
Madeline: it's okay baby! They are helping you!
Firefighters: *gets the door off of moms leg*
Mom: *crying in pain*
EMT: okay I'm going grab a stretcher. Your leg definitely looks broken.
Firefighter: *gets the baby out*
Madeline: baby girl!
Caroline: I'm going with mom. Keep me updated on her.
Madeline: okay. Same with mom
Firefighter: I'm gonna bring her to the ambulance so they can make sure she's fine. Her car seat has lots of padding and she was in a safe spot in the car so she's probably fine, but just to double check
Madeline: *goes with fireman to ambulance*
EMT: *checks Stella's face and limbs*
Stella: *fussing*
EMT: I know sweetheart. I'm sorry. Almost done
EMT: she's perfectly fine momma.
Madeline: *takes stella from the EMT*
Madeline: aww my sweet baby. *cradles Stella*
Caroline: they are taking mom to the hospital. They x-rayed her leg and the femur is broken and she's pretty banged up but no internal or head injuries. She'll be fine
Madeline: oh thank God!
*go to the hospital to see mom*
Madeline: how you doing mom
Mom: much better. I got some pain meds. Is Stella okay?
Madeline: Stella's fine! She's sleeping on Jason right now
Mom: I'm so sorry!
Madeline: mom it's not your fault!
Mom: I know but she shouldn't have had to go through that
Madeline: y'all are both safe and that's all that matter to me
Mom: your dads coming get me any minute
Madeline: okay well we're gonna go home. Sorry you and Stella's night got ruined
Mom: I know. It's okay we'll have another one once I heal
*all go home*