Jeff the Killer
"No! No! Y/N, don't do this to me!"
"It's just a routine checkup, you twit! They've already called our number so let's go!"
"But I don't like the dentist!"
You stopped dragging your protesting boyfriend through the waiting room and sighed.
"Why not, Jeffy boy?"
"T-they're scary!"
"Don't believe everything that L.J tells you."
And without further ado, you flung him through the open door.
Jeff landed perfectly on the dentist chair.
"Bye, bye! We'll wait in the café down the street for you!" You waved, walking out to untie D/N from the railing because the stubborn pooch had insisted on coming along.
The psychotic killer crossed his arms grouchily.
"Stupid Y/N... Stupid dental appointment... There's nothing wrong with my teeth! They're beautiful!"
"There's also a small chip in one of them."
The dentist had somehow approached and examined Jeff's mouth without him even knowing it.
Before anything could be done, a cloth soaked with chloroform covered his nose and Jeff's unblinking eyes glazed over.
"This will hurt a bit, I promise."
BEN Drowned... In mouthwash?
You and your adorable 'fun sized' boyfriend were waiting in the waiting room.
"You know... It's weird but I could've sworn that I saw F/N dragging Jeff over awhile ago."
"You just imagined it."
Suddenly the door to the dental surgery burst open and a white blur shot out.
"AAAHHH!"
Both of you turned around in your seats to watch it blaze a path to the door and outside.
"Uh... That sounded like Jeff."
"Couldn't be."
BEN was called in.
He hopped off his seat and walked over to the door.
"See ya later, Y/N!"
In the distance, you heard something that sounded a lot like...
"No, no, no! I don't need to go to the dentist, my sweet gummy bear!"
"Yes you do! With the amount of candy that you eat daily, it's a miracle that you haven't gotten a cavity yet!"
You leaned back in your seat.
"Nah. It'd be far too much of a coincidence for three creepypastas to visit the same dentist in one day... Right?"
Dark Link
Darkness had been a bit late to arrive at the hospital.
"Where were you? We almost missed the appointment!" You scolded.
"I'm sorry, Y/N. Slenderman needed me and all of the other creepypastas to help subdue Doctor Smiley."
"... Huh? But why?"
"It's time for his yearly checkup and he always takes drastic measures to avoid it."
"I see."
The door to the dental surgery was flung open and BEN came running out in a state of distress.
"F/N! F/N! That doctor chloroformed me and stole my tooth!" He wailed.
Your friend stood up and picked him up.
"The dentist probably had a good reason to."
"Y-you think so?" The little elf whimpered, cuddling up to her.
"Yes."
"Well... I suppose he did give me a lollipop afterwards..."
"That's right. Now come on. Let's go home and watch some more Case Closed."
She carried BEN out of the hospital.
You turned to Dark Link.
"Well I didn't know that all of the creepypastas were coming in today! Are you sure you still want to go? BEN seemed traumatized."
"That blonde midget gets traumatized over everything. The dentist probably told him to gargle some mouthwash or something," Darkness scoffed, waving his hand dismissively as he went over to the door.
Laughing Jcak
L.J really didn't want to even set foot in the waiting room. Like, really.
You were dragging him by the legs and he was digging his claws into the floor, making an awful screeching sound and ruining the rather lovely wood.
"It's just a dentist appointment! It's not like you're getting your nose removed!"
L.J covered his swirly cone nose protectively.
"What what if they do?" He wailed.
"Is your nose a tooth?"
"Well no..."
"Then it'll be fine. Now man up and sit down because we're up next!"
Finally, the monochrome clown stood up and reluctantly went over to his seat.
You sighed in relief and sank down in the chair next to him.
Jesus Christ... To think that I dragged him like that all the way from the house..
L.J was curled up and rocking to-and-fro.
"I'm scared, Y/N! What if it turns out that the dentist is Smiley's evil brother or something?"
"Smiley has a brother? I didn't know. But anyway, I doubt it is. This dentist is highly trusted and has a good reputation."
"B-but what if he's only like that towards humans but likes torturing creepypastas by pulling out their teeth?"
You sighed and realized that Smiley had succeeded in hammering intense fear into L.J
"What's the name of his brother?"
"D-Doctor... Um... Smelly."
"Close but this dentist definitely isn't called Smelly."
"I can't remember his name!"
Dark Link suddenly appeared in a flash outside of the dental surgery.
"Come on, F/N. We're leaving," he said in a low growl.
His girlfriend looked surprised.
"What's wrong, Darkness? Was that one no good?"
"No good? That guy was a psychopath, that's what he was!"
Without another word, the creepypasta grabbed her wrist and pulled her along out of the hospital.
This did absolutely nothing to soothe L.J's nerves.
He stood up.
"I-I have to use the bathroom!"
"Laughing Jack-in-box, don't you dare run-" you began.
But the monochrome clown went running out to the streets with the intention to hide in his jack-in-a-box for an entire week.
You sighed as your number was called and quickly stood up to chase after him.
At the Creepypasta- Oh? What's that? They're not there? Alright... I've got it...
Under the effects of enough tranquilizers to knock out a baby blue whale, it was much easier for Slenderman to teleport Smiley straight to the dental surgery.
"I'll be back to pick him up in five minutes," he said breathlessly before disappearing again because Sally had clung onto one of his tentacles and was demanding that he take her to Mac Donald's.
The dentist, who had been putting on a pair of gloves, turned around to regard his newest patient.
"Now isn't this a wonderful surprise?" He said in a disturbingly happy voice.
Smiley was completely unconscious. That was probably a good thing.
He went over and carefully pried his mouth open.
"You've been taking care of your teeth, I see."
Using one of those dental instruments, he poked around to find any sort of flaw.
"Oh dear.... It appears that you don't have any cavities!"
The dentist brought down the drill.
"Let's fix that and make a few, hmm?"
Before he had a chance to wreak havoc on Smiley's teeth, Slenderman reappeared.
The faceless creepypasta had several Mac Donald balloons wrapped around his tentacles.
"Finshed already? Good!"
Slendy snatched Smiley off the chair and disappeared again without even paying attention to what had almost happened.
The dentist sighed in disappointment and readjusted his surgical mask.
"That was closer than I've ever gotten to drilling his teeth... And he wasn't even tied down this time..."
A nurse poked her head around the door.
"Doctor Smirky? Have you finished up in here? The dental ward will be closing in fifteen minutes."
"Yes, yes. I'm all done."
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A/N: Dun Dun Duuuh! Who saw that one coming? All of you? Oh...
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