"Hey Five, y/n?" Vanya asks
You slowly wake up.
"Hey what's up Vanya, did you sleep well?" You rub your eyes
"Yeah fine, where is Five?"
You look around you. "Damn I have no idea."
"Oh shit" Vanya says
You feel your head pounding. "Wait what happened?"
"You had your first experience with alcohol. Nothing happened, you handled it surprisingly well." Vanya says
"My head is killing me, do you have a pain killer or something?" You ask
"Oh yeah ofcouse." Vanya walkes away to find it.
Fuck you Five, why are you always gone
When Vanya gives you the pain killer, you start to get dressed. When you're in your bra Five teleports in the room.
"Oh fuck Five, don't scare me like that." You yell.
He looks you up and down. He turnes around.
"Listen to me y/n. Remember when I told you I found an eye?"
"Yes"
"We are going to find his owner. So get dressed and come with me."
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"Yo where are we?"
"Baby language, an eye shop." Five explains
"Oh, cool."
Not much later a man walked in, when he sees us he says "uh, can I help you two?"
We turn around
"Need to know who this belongs to." Five shows the eye
"Where did you get that?" He asks
"What do you care?" Five says in response
"Five.." you say
He looks at you frustrated.
"I... I found it... at a playground, actually. Uh, must have just..." he clicks his tongue "popped out."
You walk up to him. "That's enough brother."
The man nods
"We just want to return it to its rightful owner." You smile to the man.
"Oh... what a thoughtful young man and lady." A secretary says
"Yeah. Look up the name for me, will ya?" Five snaps back
"Uh, I'm sorry, but patient records are strictly confidential." The man said "that means I can't tell you-"
"Yeah, I know what it means." Five says
"But i'll tell you what I can do. I will take the eye off your hands and return it to the owner." The man explains "I'm sure he or she will be very grateful, so if you can just-" the man grabs for the eye.
"Yeah, you're not touching this eye." Five says
"Five.." you say.
He looks at you, smiles but then looks at the man again.
"Now, listen here, young man-" the man says
Five grabs him by the neck.
"Oh my god, Five-" you say
"No! You listen to me, asshole. I've come a long way for this, through some shit your pea brain couldn't even comprehend."
You laugh
"So just give me the information I need, and I'll be on my merry way." Five says "and if you call me 'young men' one more time, I'm gonna put your head trough that damn wall."
"Heyy, Five, enough okay?" You push him back.
"Call security." The man whispers to his secretary
"Yeah" the lady dials in the number.
Five looks one more time at the man but then let's him go.
"Come on y/n." He says.
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Five went to the academy wile I went to Vanya's.
"Yo Vanya." I yelled
"Hey y/n. Where did you go?" Vanya asks
"Oh yeah, with Five." You explain.
"Where can I find him right now?" She asks
"Oh yeah at the academy, I'll come with you." You say as you walk to the academy
When you are in the academy. You both go the find Five .
"Five?" Vanya says
We walk upstairs
"Five?" Vanya says
Still no answer. You walk to his room.
"Oh, thank God." Vanya sees Five looking out of the window. "I was worried sick about you."
"Vanya I literally told you where we were." You say
"Sorry I left without saying goodbye." Five says
"No, look, I'm the one that should be sorry. Yeah, I was dismissive, and I- I guess I didn't know how to process what you were saying. And I still can't, to be honest." Vanya explains
"Maybe you were right to be dismissive." Five scoffs "Maybe it wasn't real after all. It felt real. Well... like you said, the old man did say time travel could contaminate the mind.." he says
"Then maybe I'm not the right person for you to be talking to." She looks at you.
"Y/n is been trough a lot to, maybe she can help you?" Vanya says
You smile
"Thanks, I will." Five says "but I think I'm just gonna to get some rest for now. It's been a long time since I've had a good sleep."
"Okay" Vanya says as she walks away.
You look at Five, but then also walk way.
"Y/n wait." He yells
You walk back to Five's room.
"What is it Five?"
"I- I want.." he walked up to you.
He strikes your hair, but then you hear a loud bang.
"That's so.." you hear a voice say
You and Five walk into the room
"Touching, all that stuff about family and Dad and time and love. Wow!" Klaus says
"Klaus?" You look at him weirdly, he is wearing an amazing suit
"Would you shut up? She'll hear you." Five says
"Well I already heard you." You say
"I'm moist." Klaus fake cries
"I told you to put on something professional." Five says
"Wait what's happening?" You ask
Five looks at you "oh it's nothing-"
"What? This is my nicest outfit." Klaus says.
"It's nice." You say
Klaus points at you "that's what I'm talking about."
"We'll raid the olds man's closet." Five says
"What ever as long as I get paid." Klaus walks with Five
"When the job is done."
"Okay, but just so we're clear on the finer details, I just gotta go into this place and pretend to be your dear old dad, correct?" Klaus says
"No one gonna tell me what's going on?" You say
Five outhales frustrated.
"Yeah something like that." Five says
"What's our cover story?" Klaus asks
"What? What are you talking about?" Five sighs
"I mean, was I really young when I had you two? Like, 16, young and.. terrible misguided?" Klaus explains
"Sure."
"Your mother, that slut."
You laugh
"Whoever she was, we met at..." klaus says
He gestured to you
You snap your fingers "disco"
"Disco. Okay? Remember that? "
Five nods
Klaus snaps his fingers "oh my God, the sex was amazing."
"What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain. And she is not comming" Five says as he walked away.
"Don't make me put you in time-out." Klaus says
"Aw Five, please??" You beg
He stops walking for a moment
"No y/n."
"Even when you can ask me anything you want for a hour and I can't say no and I must say the truth?"
He thinks about it a little.
"Okay, fine."
It always works. However old he is, he is still childish as ever.
"Awsome, she can be my perfect fake daughter." Klaus claps his hands
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"Like I said to your son earlier, any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confindential. Without the client's consent, I simply can't help you." The man looks Klaus in the eyes
"Well, we can't get consent if you don't give us the name." Five says
"Well, that's not my problem." The man says
"Oh come on are you serious?" You trow your hands in the air
The man nods
"Sorry. Now, there's really nothing more I can do, so-" the man says
"And what about my consent?" Klaus asks
"Excuse me?"
"Who gave you permission.." Klaus was starting to fake cry "to lay your hands.. on my son and daughter?"
"What?" The man, Five and I said at the same time.
"You heard me." Klaus said
"I didn't touch your son or daughter." The man said confused.
"Oh really? Well, then how did she get a blue eye, then?" Klaus said
"Klaus no.." you said
"She doesn't have a blue eye." The man said
Klaus was not already standing up ready to punch me straight in the eye.
"Wait.." You said. You took of my glasses
"Go on." You said
He punched you straight into the eye
You grunt
"Are you okay?" Five asks
You nod
"And how did he get a swollen lip?" Klaus asked
"Sir.." the man tried.
But klaus already punched Five into the lip.
You helped him up
"If you want I can give it a kiss later?" You whispers in his ear.
"Y/n stop." Five laughed.
"I want it. Name, please. Now." Klaus said
"You're crazy." The man said wile he pointed to Klaus
Klaus laughs "you got no idea"
He looks down at a snow globe, standing on the desk.
"Peace on earth. That's so sweet" he says before crashing it into his head. He yells of the pain
You jumped "omg klau- dad u okay?"
"God that hurt." He said.
But the man was already calling the security
"Im calling secur-" but you were faster
"What are you doing?" The man yelled
You give the phone to Klaus
"There's been an assault... in Mr. Big's office, and we need security, now. Schnell!" Klaus fake cries. He trows the phone at the desk.
He sighs "now, here's what's gonna happen, Grand." He explained
"It's.. Lance" the man said scared
"In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood, and they're gonna wonder "what the hell happend?" You and Five smiled at each other "and we're gonna tell them that you.." klaus explained
"Beat the shit out of us." He cries dramatically.
"You're gonna do great in prison, Grant. Trust me, I've been there. Little piece of chicken like you. Oh, my God, you're gonna get passed around like a.."
"Klaus.." you say
He looks at you
He sighs
"You're just- You're gonna do great. That's all I'm saying." Klaus explained
"Jesus, you are a real sick bastard." Lance said
"Thank you." Klaus says proud
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Lance looks trough the papers. He picks up a file and opens it. He looks at you and Five.
"Oh, that's strange." Lance looked trough the same papers over and over.
"What?" You walk to Lance
"Uh, the eye. It hasn't been purchased by a client yet."
"What? What do you mean?" Klaus asks
"Well, uh, our logs say that the eye with that serial number... this can't be right. It hasn't even been manufactured yet." Lance explained. He looked at Five "Where did you get that eye?"
Five sighs
We walk out of the building
"Well, this is not good." He says when we are outside
"I was pretty good." Klaus says
"Yes Klaus, it deserves an Oscar for best performance of the year." You say sarcastic
"She understands it Five, you should listen to her. I was like "yeah. what about my consent, bitch?" Klaus says he laughs
"Klaus, y/n, it doesn't matter." Five says
"What?" You ask
"What? What's the big deal with this eye, anyways." Klaus asks
"Well basic-" you say
"There is someone out there who's going to lose an eye in the next seven days" Five explains "they're gonna bring about the end of life of this Earth as we know it." He walked away
"Yeah, can I get that 20, like, now, or what?" Klaus asks
"Your 20 bucks?" You ask
"Yeah, my 20 bucks." Klaus says
"The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high?" Five asks
"Well, I'm also quite hungry." He says "Tummy's a-rumblin"
"You're useless." Five says "you're all useless."
"Hey what about me?" You ask
"Oh, come on" Klaus says "you need to lighten up, old man."
Five sighs
"Hey, you know, I've just now realized why you're so uptight." Klaus says "you must be horny as hell!" He looks at you and Five.
"All those years by yourself. It's gotta screw with your head, being alone." He says to Five
"Well... I wasn't alone"
"Oh? Pray tell?" Klaus asks
"Her name was Delores. We were together for over 30 years."
"30 years? Oh, wow! Y/n how do you feel about that?"
"To be honest, I don't really care. I get it. Before I came to the academy, I had a boyfriend of two years too." You say
"God, the longest I've been with someone was... I don't know, three weeks. And that's only because I was so tired of looking for a place to sleep." Klaus laughs.
Five grabs my arm and teleports us into a taxi.
"Don't stop. Just keep going." Five said to the driver.
"Little harsh Five."
"Shut up." He smiles
"Hey hey hey, what about my money?" We hear Klaus yell.