(Link is back online)
Link: ....
Link: ....
Link: Hello?
Link: ....
(Saria is back online)
Link: Oh.
Saria: Hey bruder!!!
Link: Brother.
Saria: Aww come on! Isn't Muzu enuff already wit school?
Link: Not until you learn your spelling young lady.
Saria: :(
Link: Why don't we work on flipping that little smile of yours?
Saria: ..... :)
Link: Heh... anyway, where are you right now? I've been looking around and couldn't spot you at all.
Saria: Me?
Link: Yes you. Look, we talked about this.
Saria: Talked abut wat?
Link: You have to tell me or Mipha where you're going.
Saria: I told mom.
Link: ....
Saria: Mom said I can go
Link: .....
Saria: Daddy?
Link: ..
Saria: I can call yu dat, right?
Link: Yeah... um... just, be safe where you are
Saria: Don't worry! Sidon will protuct me!!! :D
Link: That's good then
Saria: I'm gunna go now! Were jumping off cliffs!!
Link: WHOA WHOA HOLD ON RIGHT TH-
(Saria has gone offline)
Link: She's gonna get herself killed...
Link: Geez... I don't feel so good..
(Urbosa is back online)
Link: Heya Urbosa...
Urbosa: Sav'saaba Link. How are you fairing today?
Link: Okay, I guess....
Urbosa: Mipha fed you another of her raw crab dishes?
Link: No...
Urbosa: Seriously, I nearly threw up seeing that one. How can they eat such... things?
Link: ..
Urbosa: Alright, fess up. What's going on?
Link: Well...
Urbosa: Aunt Urbosa is waiting
Link: ...
Urbosa: Emphasis on 'waiting.' I'm not going anywhere till I find out.
Link: Mipha... we... got into a big fight this morning..
Urbosa: And?
Link: She won.
Urbosa: ?
Link: Actually, it was more of a massacre. She kicked me out of the house.
Urbosa: Care to give any reasons? I mean... this sounds bizarre
Link: That's the problem. I don't know why.
Urbosa: ..
Link: She wasn't feeling too well last night, so I made her some chicken soup before tucking her in.
Urbosa: Aww
Link: Then, she woke up and...
Urbosa: Okay?
Link: Mipha was this completely different person... unlike anything else I've seen before
Urbosa: Are you pulling my leg here?
Link: No...
Link: I don't know what's gotten into her.. and she still has a bad cold...
Urbosa: Maybe she had a rough night
Link: Mipha always sleeps peacefully when I'm with her
Urbosa: ...
Link: ...
Urbosa: ALRIGHT THEN what am I supposed to do?
Link: I don't know? Maybe help me get back into my house at least?
Urbosa: On se-
Link: Nevermind.
(Daruk is back online)
Link: ...
Daruk: Hey you two!!!
Urbosa: Sav'saaba Daruk.
Daruk: How are things shaking at your places?
Urbosa: Fine, for the most part
Link: Ok...
Daruk: What's up with the little guy?
Urbosa: Link?
Daruk: Yeah
Urbosa: Mipha kicked him out of the house
Daruk: O.o
Link: ...
Daruk: Mipha? Like, our Mipha? The little sushi? The s-
Urbosa: Yes Daruk. The only Mipha we have.
Daruk: Damn.
Urbosa: My exact reaction
Link: So... any advice? Please...
Daruk: Well, if she's in a bad mood, I suggest just wait it out.
Link: I can't. I left the stew to boil and have to finish it
Urbosa: ...
Daruk: What?
Link: Lamb stew
Daruk: Damn.
Urbosa: It's just stew Link. I'm sure Mipha can handle it just fine.
Link: But I was cooking it specifically for her... besides.. she doesn't know how to make stew anyway...
Daruk: ;-;
Link: I'm seriously worried for Mipha.. she'll only get worse at this rate...
Urbosa: You know.. I don't feel too well myself either
Link: ??
Urbosa: I don't know.. I felt fine this morning but all of a sudden, my head hurts like crazy
Daruk: Well isn't that a coincidence
Urbosa: I highly doubt that
Daruk: What are the odds that two of Hyrule's Champions are sick at the same time?
Urbosa: Like I said, very unlikely. Maybe it's just a headache
Link: I feel like there's a lot more to this...
Urbosa: Link, you're just paranoid your wife is sick.
Daruk: Heh, I still have to get used to these terms XD
Link: .....
Urbosa: Look, I know how you feel. Just take it easy okay?
Daruk: Wait, you... as in you know how he feels?
Urbosa: ..... Shutup..
Daruk: Now you've got me curious
Urbosa: Ugh, look! Link! Stop fussing about the issue, and try to approach it like a man!
Link: I can't.
Urbosa: Why not? Just thi-
Link: She just threw the stew out of the window.
Daruk: Damn. That's one less Zora in Hyrule.
Link: ;-;
Urbosa: Daruk, please! Lay it easy on him for crying out loud!
Daruk: Oh sorry.. I'm not used to Revali missing here
Link: You mean Mr. TabelSalt himself?
Urbosa: ....
Daruk: We need him back. Do any of you know where he might be?
Urbosa: No...
Link: Me... wait a second... I think I know exactly where he is.
Urbosa: Oh?
Daruk: ?
Link: Mipha visited Revali the other day because he was really sick or something.. and she made him some warm soup
Urbosa: ...
Link: She said he's doing pretty bad and has got a pretty high fever
Urbosa: ..
Daruk: Well I'll be damned.
Link: Of course I didn't think much of it becuase I'm sure he wouldn't care if I was sick.
Daruk: And dying.
Link: So true.
Urbosa: Hey... he's not that cruel...
Daruk: >.>
Link: Oh really? And would you be so kind as to tell us why?
Daruk: I'd very much like to hear that as well.
Urbosa: .....
Link: Go on, don't be shy. If anything, you brought this upon yourself.
Urbosa: I'm not saying anything. Let's just change the subjec-
Link: Were not changing anything.
Daruk: I'm sure Revali's mom would love to know you two are getting married :)
Urbosa: WHA- HEYYYY!!!
Daruk: \(^-^)/
Urbosa: Are you actually serious about that...?
Daruk: Lol
Urbosa: ....
Link: So, will you talk now?
Urbosa: F-Fine...
Daruk: Go ahead and preach
Urbosa: It's nothing... really... I only visited Revali because he was sick, that's all...
Link: Suspicious.
Daruk: But Mipha visited him too
Link: Well yeah but, she specifically went to give him some soup
Urbosa: So did I!!! There's nothing wrong with that!!!
Link: You're single though. Mipha is already married. How do I know when you visited him anyway?
Daruk: This sounds like a prison interrogation XD
Urbosa: LOOK, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?!?!
Link: Curious 👀
Daruk: A woman like you can only stay single for so long
Link: Preach it Daruk
Urbosa: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!!!
Link: I mean... now that were on the topic, I've actually got a really good question for you
Urbosa: Not answering.
Link: Please?
Daruk: Please???
Urbosa: No.
Link: :)
Urbosa: Sweet Naboris.. what happened to the silent Champion we all knew and loved...?
Daruk: He grew up. A big, handset boy now.
Urbosa: I kinda miss the old him... at least Revali wasn't a complete jerk back then
Link: ...
Daruk: Are you saying it's Link's fault all this drama is happening?
Urbosa: Wha... no no no!!!
Link: ....
Daruk: I think he took it the wrong way.
(Zelda is back online)
Urbosa: FINE I'M SORRY YOU LOUSY SON OF A B-
Daruk: Hold up there missy, there's a new language sherriff in town
Urbosa: The heck..?
Zelda: What have I walked into this time?
Daruk: Urbosa wished Link couldn't talk again like before.
Urbosa: NO I DIDN'T!!!
Zelda: Technically, Link doesn't really talk outside this Groupchat so...
Daruk: That's true...
Zelda: Except, of course, when he sees pots
Link: ...
Zelda: I swear he's more crazy about pots than his precious Mipha. Speaking of Mipha, how is she Link?
Link: ....
Zelda: Is he actually not talking at all now?
Daruk: Nah. Mipha kicked him out of the house.
Zelda: ...
Daruk: And threw his stew out the window, a big no-no.
Zelda: Oh.
Urbosa: I think she's just tired or mentally exhausted... or even... you know... could be carrying... children...
Zelda: 😶
Daruk: Whoa whoa whoaaaa
Link: ????????
Urbosa: You guys obviously have no idea how tiring it is to carry a child inside you.
Daruk: Silly Urbosa, always digging her own grave :D
Urbosa: ...
Link: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS INFORMATION?!?!?
Zelda: ...
Urbosa: ......
Link: I commandeth you to speak.
Urbosa: No...
Link: Now.
Urbosa: No...
Zelda: Urbosa?
Daruk: What are you actually trying to prove here?
Zelda: Oh... guys... let's stop.. I know why...
Urbosa: P-Princess?!
Zelda: Don't worry. I might not tell them about it.
Daruk: owo
Urbosa: ZELDA I... I... ah, my head hurts...
Link: ?
Urbosa: Oh geeze... I can't breath... I need to go...
Zelda: Urbosa? Let me call some of our doctors t-
Urbosa: SCREW YOU FILTHY, BLOODY BASTARDS!!!
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Daruk: Okay now.... that was, um...
Link: ....
Zelda: I told you two to lay it off...
Daruk: ....
Link: Now that I think of it... those are the same symptoms Mipha had this morning... and last night as well
Zelda: Who?
Link: Mipha. I don't ever remember her getting sick like this... she's... really strong and.. I'm worried for her
Daruk: There there little guy... it's all good. Everything will be alright.
Link: Yeah but... we can all agree we've never seen Urbosa act like this before, right?
Daruk: Well... I guess
Zelda: ...
Link: What are the chances that both Mipha and Urbosa get sick... and probably the same symptoms... at the same time?
Zelda: Link, you're probably overthinking this... Urbosa is most likely just having a headache...
Link: No... I've got a bad feeling about this...
Daruk: You think it might be tied to visiting Banana Beak? They did seem to get sick after the trip down there.
Zelda: Getting sick from Revali? From what I heard, he only had a cold.
Link: ....
Daruk: ...
Link: I need to get to Mipha... I don't feel good myself at the moment...
Daruk: Hey.. stay with us Link..
Zelda: Link???
(Link has gone offline)
Zelda: .... Why can't there ever be a peaceful day on this Groupchat? Just once.
Daruk: You know how the ol-
(Daruk has been disconnected)
(Zelda has been disconnected)
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Hello? Anyone online? Sorry if I missed out.. connection was terrible
Revali: ....
Revali: Come on... I finally recover from my cold and this is the welcoming party I get?
Revali: Phh... morons...
(Revali has gone offline)