~Chapter suggested by 'Aint_I_Beautiful'. Thank you so much and here's another cookie because you really are a beautiful person! (:::)~
Jeff the Killer
You and Jeff were at the ice cream parlor, enjoying a double sundae with your favorite toppings.
A girl who was wearing a crop top and a skirt which didn't even fully cover her arse strode by.
"One triple vanilla and make it snappy!"
She bent slightly forwards on the counter to watch the ice cream being made.
You rolled your eyes and turned back to your ice cream while going "blegh!"
"So anyway, my opponent did catch me off guard but I managed to beat him by-"
The seat opposite was empty apart from D/N, who cocked his/her head to one side in confusion.
You whipped around in your seat and saw Jeff by the counter, practically drooling.
The girl was taking her ice cream and getting out her wallet.
"Oh no... I don't have enough to pay," she said, batting her eyelashes.
You could clearly see that she had more than enough money and was trying to get freebies.
Jeff pulled out his own wallet.
"It's alright, beautiful. I'll pay for you," he said, his eyes not exactly looking at her face.
The girl squealed and took the ice cream.
"Oh thank you!" She squealed.
You watched in disbelief as she strode out.
Jeff stared at her butt the entire time.
You slowly got up and went over to him.
"Jeffy boy?"
He turned around, not realizing that the use of his nickname meant bad news.
You scooped up the rest of your ice cream and threw it at his face.
"Ahh!"
Then you kicked him in the nether regions.
"Ooof!'
Lastly, you thrust the confused D/N into his arms and told him to take a hike.
The entire ice cream parlor burst into laughter and the cashier replaced your ice cream sundae for free!
To this very day, Jeff is still too embarrassed to ever set foot in that place.
BEN Drowned... In butter?
The carnival was packed with people who were there for the anime convention.
BEN had somehow managed to dress up like Conan from Case Closed and you were cosplaying as Rachel/Ran.
All was going well and you two were actually having a lot of fun playing the stall games and winning prizes.
"Hey Y/N! Watch this!"
The little elf aimed and then threw the ball at the stack of bottles.
He missed splendidly and it ended up rebounding from the wall.
The ball went spinning through the air and ended up hitting a passer-by over the head.
She fell on the floor with a scream.
BEN quickly jumped down from his stool and went running over.
"I'm so... Sorry..."
You noticed that he had gone all goggly-eyed and was staring at her.
The girl who was coincidently dressed up as Rachel's friend, Serena, blushed.
"Hello Conan. Hey... You look kinda familiar..."
"You look kinda pretty...," BEN trailed off.
Somebody suddenly scoffed and picked him up by the collar.
"Back off, kid. She's mine."
The little elf squirmed and kicked out.
"Hey! Lemme go!"
You started giggling along with the girl, who you now recognized to be your friend.
"How ironic. He's dressed up like Phantom Thief Kid!"
BEN looked closely and saw sparkling red eyes behind the monocle and white hair poking out from under his top hat.
"Dark! Put me down! It isn't fair that you're the tall one!"
Dark Link chuckled and dropped BEN on the ground.
"Come on, F/N. Let's go home."
You waved goodbye to your friend as they left.
"Oh boy, BEN. You flirt with a girl and it turns out she's taken by your best friend!"
"Dark Link is not my best friend...," the little elf grumbled, crossing his arms.
Dark Link
(Darkness would never flirt with another girl, so here's something a bit different)
You were both on your way back home from the convention.
"I can't believe that BEN actually had the nerve to-"
"Well to be fair, you were dressed up, my dear."
You rolled your eyes.
"Fair enough. Fair enough."
It was a soothing night.
An owl swooped by out of nowhere, startling you.
Luckily, your unconditionally loving boyfriend was there to pull you into his loving embrace.
"Shh... It's simply a night bird, Y/N."
You sighed in relief and then started giggling.
Dark Link's attention was drawn to a pretty young lady who was wearing an awfully revealing costume.
She flounced over.
"Hey hottie! What're you doing with that hideous thing?"
The woman was drunk as a skunk.
You glared at her and then at Dark.
He chuckled and rubbed the back of his head.
"We were just on our way back from a convention."
"Oh..."
She leaned in and looked closely at you.
"Alright then. Nighty night..."
With that, the woman keeled over and started snoring.
Dark Link and you both exchanged looks.
"Let's go home, Y/N."
"Yup. Before any other drunk chicks start hitting on you."
Laughing Jack
(He's just too sweet. Another compromise, shall we?)
L.J had insisted on dragging you along to the candy shop because he wanted your advice on what to buy.
"This is my favorite isle!"
You looked around and marveled at the displays of multicolored lollipops.
"Why am I not surprised...?"
The monochrome clown was already twirling around two lollies and debating which one was better.
"The double swirl has more flavor variety but on the other hand, the mystery pop comes with a free collector sticker!"
You raised an eyebrow.
"Seriously, L.J?"
"Okay... I'll just have to buy both of them!"
You wandered off on your own, wondering why L.J had even brought you there because it certainly seemed that he had everything under control.
It was only a couple of minutes which were spent shoveling F/C/N out of the dispenser and into a paper bag.
When you came back, L.J was talking with somebody else.
"Oooh! Is that a double swirl lollipop?" She asked excitedly.
"Yes it is!" He said brightly.
"Do you come here often?"
L.J nodded, apparently oblivious to the fact that the girl was flipping her hair and trying to impress him.
You knew that she wouldn't get very far so you leaned on one of the displays and watched the show.
The girl was getting slightly irritated that the monochrome clown didn't notice and change tactics.
"These shocker pops are wonderful, aren't they?"
Your eyes widened.
She was wearing very short shorts which perfectly showed a lot more than it should've. Including her... Thong.
L.J was looking the other way at some mint lollipops.
"Nah. I don't like the sour apple taste."
You remembered that your karate friend had sent you a text detailing everything about an encounter with a skimpily dressed girl in the ice cream parlor and briefly wondered if she was the same one.
The girl scowled and unwrapped the lollipop.
She began to slowly lick it while making exaggerated "Mmm" sounds.
L.J finally turned around.
"You really like that lollipop, don't you?" He said cheerfully with a smile.
That did it.
The girl groaned loudly in frustration and stomped off.
You finally deemed it safe to come out of hiding and went to join L.J.
"Y/N...? Why are you laughing?" He asked, tilting his head slightly to one side with a confused look.
That only made you laugh harder. The killer clown looked absolutely adorable!
"Nothing. Shall we pay?"
"Okay... Just so you know, I didn't fancy her at all."
You paused.
"Say what?"
"Her hair needs conditioner, her butt was hideous and her tongue had a piercing. Not my type.'
You smiled and ruffled his hair.
"And that's why I love you, Laughing Jack."
At the Creepypasta Mansion
"Well I must say that it's a wonder you haven't suffered any permanent damage yet," Doctor Smiley said in a bored voice as he flipped through a file of girlfriend-related injuries.
Jeff's eyes went wide.
"P-Permanent damage?"
"Why yes. If your girlfriend keeps on kicking you below the belt then I'm afraid that never being able to father any children will be the least of your concerns."
"What should I do, doc?"
Smiley leaned forward.
"You want my advice? By looking at the history on your file, I would recommend wearing a helmet down there!"
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A/N: Well here it is!
I was absolutely overjoyed at somebody commenting who wasn't my mother and set to work writing right away!
Well, actually, I couldn't set to work right away because I had to sit by the computer all day, trying to get rid of a Trojan virus.
But anyway, I hope that my writing made you guys laugh!
Coming up tomorrow (hopefully without any further delay): He Gets Pranked/Scared.
Ta-Ta! ~ TheNightPhantom