Colorado: [being weird]
California: There goes the crackhead that I see each morning.
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Colorado: On all levels, except physical, I am a wolf.
Colorado: [barks]
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California: *sitting on the couch holding his cat, Angeles*
Angeles: *bitting California's hand*
Maine: How does that not hurt?
California: I'm used to it.
Connecticut: You're used to getting bit?
California: Yeah, by my cat.
New York: I didn't know Washington was your cat.
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Oregon: Do you love California?
Washington: *talks about him all the time and is constantly thinking about him*
Washington: Naaaah.
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Florida: Did it hurt?
DC: *signing* When I fell from heaven-
Florida: When you fell from the vending machine.
DC:
Florida: 'Cause you're a snack.
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*during the DC "protest"*
Massachusetts: Hey let's do 'get help'.
Connecticut: What?
Massachusetts: Get help.
Connecticut: No.
Massachusetts: Come on, you love it.
Connecticut: I hate it.
Massachusetts: It's great, it works everytime.
Connecticut:: It's humiliating.
Massachusetts: Do you have a better plan?
Connecticut: No.
Massachusetts: We're doing it.
Connecticut: We are not doing get help.
*5 minutes later*
Massachusetts, "helping" Connecticut walk: Get help please my brother is! Get help! HELP HIM! *throws Connecticut at a bunch of at the "protestors"*
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California, taking to the other blue states: On our side we have facts, science, and reason. All the red states have is fear-mongering and lies.
California:
California: Oh shit, they're gonna win.
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New York: What I did was terrible and awful and immature and you have every right to be furious with me. I swear, Mass, if I were you I’d just… punch me right in the face.
Massachusetts: [punches them in the face]
New York: OWW! Massachusetts!
Massachusetts: What?
New York: You punched in the face!
Massachusetts: You said to.
New York: I know but that’s just something people s- OWWW!
Massachusetts: Does it hurt?
New York: A lot! I think my nose may be broken.
Massachusetts: Well, now I feel all bad.