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monday - 23:44

thecat_captain created a group chat with - russianboy666 and (your username)

thecat_captain renamed the group chat 'investigation 🕵️‍♂️🔍'

you:
tf is this

thecat_captain:
you should know by reading the gc name 🥸

you've got some answering to do young lady 😡

russianboy666:
yeah :C

you lied to us

you:
you mean about you texting ushijima on MY phone without MY permission????

thecat_captain:
WELL- kind of yeah >://

you told us that you've never knew about ushijima

but you're literally friends with him

you:
but then why would you go in my phone??

that's invading my privacy 😐

russianboy666:
you still lied to us tho 😭😭

you:
you don't need to know that him and i are friends anyway 😒

you guys don't need to know about my whole life

thecat_captain:
but we're your friends, we're supposed to know 😢☹️

you should say sorry to us

you:
'sorry?'

i don't do apologizing 😐

russianboy666:
it's not that hard f/n

but say sorry and say what you're sorry for ^0^

simple as 123!

you:
oh yeah?

and what if i don't?

thecat_captain:
or we're going to watch you in your sleep. 👀

you:
you won't 😛

russianboy666:
but we know your address so...

thecat_captain:
JUST HURRY UP AND APOLOGIZE ALREADY

>:(((

IT AINT THAT HARD

you:
OML FINE

jesus christ

russianboy666:
😇✝️ god first

you:
i'm sorry

thecat_captain:
forrrr? 🤓

you:
for lying to you

russianboy666:
apology accepted :D

thecat_captain:
same here 😊

you:
wha-

HEY YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME ABOUT GOING THROUGH MY PHONE TO TEXT USHIJIMA 😡

thecat_captain:
oh, yeah hehe 😀

you:
don't tell me you went through my phone too... 🤦🏻‍♀️

russianboy666:
we did 🤭

thecat_captain:
your phone's so dry though

i tried to look for any nudes in your photo gallery but i only see pics of long ass notes n' shit 😔

you:
kuroo istg i'll stuff my foot down your throat the next time i see you

thecat_captain:
yes mommy 😫

you:
don't

call me that

ever. again.

you already have a mom, you don't need another one

russianboy666:
kuroo, we can share my mommy if you want! she'll bake us cookies! :D

thecat_captain:
OMG YESS

I'LL BRING THE WHOLE TEAM TO YOUR PLACE AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW SO WE CAN EAT THEM ALL TOGETHER 😍😍😍

thecat_captain has disconnected.
russianboy666 has disconnected.

"they didn't even apologize to me..." you thought before drifting off to sleep.