𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 | Lev Haiba Chatfic

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐀.𝐌.

wednesday - 03:24

thecat_captain:
hey 😏

do you know who i am?

you:
uhm no??

thecat_captain:
no, im your future boyfriend >:3

you:
stop, that's gross.

who are you and why are you in my dms in three in the morning?

thecat_captain:
it is i, kuroo tetsurou

nekoma high's volleyball captain 😎

you:
how'd you find my account, kuroo tetsurou?

thecat_captain:
saying my full name??

that makes my pp go boing boing 😏😏😏😏

you:
brb blocking you right now

thecat_captain:
NO PLEASEEE DONTTTTT 😭😭

IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

I WAS JUST JOKINGGGGGG D:

PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE

I BEG YOUUUU

you:
fine, i'm letting you slide this once

thecat_captain:
thank you 🥲

to answer your question, i simply went to lev's following list and clicked on your profile

it looks so...empty 😔

how some someone hot as you not post selfies of themselves???

you:
idk i just don't?

and don't call me hot, i hate it when people call me that

thecat_captain:
well the people who did are right 😩✋

you:
😐

thecat_captain:
so how's shiratorizawa?

lev says that you attend high school there 👀

you:
it's alright i suppose

just been getting a lot of tests and schoolwork lately.

thecat_captain:
that sucks 😦

how about ushy gushy? is he also hot as always? 😩😩😩😩😩

you:
who tf is ushy gushy-

thecat_captain:
how do you not know about ushijima, shiratorizawa academy's volleyball captain?! >:000

you:
i don't know him. never heard of the guy.

thecat_captain:
impossible, he's LITERALLY famous in japan!

you:
yes, possible 🙄

thecat_captain:
have you been to a volleyball game for your team, or at least went to one???

you:
i have zero interest in sports. i've never been to any volleyball games.

thecat_captain:
then

how about you come to one of our games?
we're having one this saturday. we're going against aoba johsai! :3

you:
no

thecat_captain:
what- NO?? that's all you say?!!

you:
i don't leave my apartment for anything other than food and school

i'm not gonna leave to some dumb high school volleyball game 😒

thecat_captain:
owie 😢

come on...pleaseeeeee?????????!!!!!!!!!

it would be so cool if you could just come to our game :C

you:
i barely even know you both for two weeks, don't you have other people to invite instead of me?

thecat_captain:
but ur a GIRL, we'll look cool if we have a hot girl with us

you:
didn't i tell you to not call me that??

thecat_captain:
oops, probably forgot? teehee 😁

but just come..pleaseeee?? 🥺

or else i will bring the whole team and i to your school and we'll kidnap you 😇

you:
oml fine i'll go to your stupid game :/

thecat_captain:
AHH THANK YOU OMGGGGGGG

WAIT TILL LEV HEARS ABOUT THIS :D

MAKE SURE YOU GO TO (name of prefecture) AT THREE PM SHARP

OKAYYYY?!!????!!!3$28288;&&&

you:
okay okay chill with the caps

jeez

thecat_captain:
hehe okay 🥰😘

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