𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 | Lev Haiba Chatfic

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄?

russianboy666:
hey gurll 😚

you:
i told you to stop texting me, i'm studying right now :/

russianboy666:
then if you want me to stop texting you...then why haven't you blocked me already??

you:
too lazy.

russianboy666:
mkayy 🤓

watchu studying for??

you:
a test. now shoo out of my dm's.

russianboy666:
fine :C but tell me once ur done because im bored asf

i'll maybe go prank call that indian scammer

👁👅👁

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17:10

russianboy666:
i just finished dinner 😋

i had my mommy's favorite food, she's the best cook >:0

u finished with your studying yet? 👀

you:
you still call your mom 'mommy?'

you look like a damn grown up yet you-

russianboy666:
yay you're back!!

and yes i still call her that :( don't make fun of me

i'm 16 ☹️

you:
well same here, russian boy 🙄

russianboy666:
:0 ayy we're the same age

what school do you go to?

you:
shiratorizawa.

russianboy666:
really???!!?6:7/838(8;

i go to nekoma 😇

you:
nice ig

you play volleyball there huh?

russianboy666:
how'd you know?!!!! :OOOOOOO

you:
it was in your social media page, dumbass 🤦🏻‍♀️

russianboy666:
OH-

totally knew that :'D

hey btw what's your name?

you:
why would you wanna know?

russianboy666:
i just want to :( we've only met yesterday sooo..

you:
fine it's l/n f/n.

russianboy666:
why is your name so pretty 😭😭😭😭😩😩

you:
no it's ugly 😡.

russianboy666:
rumors say that anyone with a pretty name are actually pretty.

you:
ew no i'm ugly stop.

russianboy666:
i bet ur not, everyone's beautiful

especially my friend kuroo's delicious buttcheeks 😍

anyways, my name is lev haiba

you:
i-

i thought you're russian. shouldn't you have some kid of russian name or somethin or..

russianboy666:
i'm half russian, but i was born and raised here 😌

you:
oh.

russianboy666:
yeahh :D so f/n are you willing to be my friend?? 🥺

you:
don't call me by my first name. ever again.

and no, we're not friends

go stick your ass up a pole or something instead of texting me

russianboy666:
brb doing that rn 😩

you:
oml not literally-

i'm just gonna go, bye weirdo.

russianboy666:
don't call me that :( call me lev, ok????

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