strawburryfrxg said, to shorten it down, everyone except Texas got a dog or cat
Texas: Aw man
Cecilia: Shush, you party pooper. You got a fucking owl
Texas: An owl?
California: *petting her puppy* Haha! Have fun dealing with pellets!
Oklahoma: *getting climbed on by her kitten* An owl? That represents wisdom, which you have none
Texas: Can y'all stop bullyin' me?
Montana: *petting Bozee* I already have a cat
Idaho: A bobcat is an underestimate of a cat
Montana: Nuh-huh. Bozee is a genuine feline!
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