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strawburryfrxg said, to shorten it down, everyone except Texas got a dog or cat

Texas: Aw man

Cecilia: Shush, you party pooper. You got a fucking owl

Texas: An owl? 

California: *petting her puppy* Haha! Have fun dealing with pellets!

Oklahoma: *getting climbed on by her kitten* An owl? That represents wisdom, which you have none

Texas: Can y'all stop bullyin' me?

Montana: *petting Bozee* I already have a cat

Idaho: A bobcat is an underestimate of a cat

Montana: Nuh-huh. Bozee is a genuine feline!

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