ND: Sadly, yes. It might of been small to states with more battles, but it was huge to us.
Montana: But we killed that asshole. We won, but yeah, we still became states.
ND: Not that we're not grateful, but it was nice being just native land
America: I've apologized, are you gonna let it go?
ND: Meh
Montana: Yeah, I'm not one for grudges
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Wyoming: Does Idaho have a problem with potatoes? I freaking love them. And yes I did get the privilege back, unlike someone
NM: *angry grumbling*
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Florida: Obviously mine. We are Disney World after all
California: Don't make me laugh. California's Disney is way better than some crackpot Disney
Florida: Hijo de puta
California: *offended gasp*
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Alberta: My favorite American state? Either Montana or Idaho. And least favorite is Texas. He's so overrated and I get compared to him! I'd rather be liberal than be close to him
Texas: You wish you were as glamorous as me
California: If you call dust, desert and barbecue fabulous, then I'm friends with the other Western states.
Oklahoma: Pop off girl!
Texas: Shut up, panhandle asshat!
Oklahoma: You burnt piece of popcorn, come fight me!
Louisiana: Bitch, I'm in for fighting this asshole
California: So am I!
Alaska: *throws a hard cookie at Texas* Back off greenie
Alberta: Welp, I'm getting in that drama
Montana: *grabbing his collar* No, he's my friend. He gave me cattle in 1866. Be nice
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RandomDo I have to explain? Ask or dare anyone... Contains cussing and multiple languages, but fear not, A.C will translate. If I get something wrong about a state, please correct me, but if I think it fits the character, then I'll leave it! Te amo! -A.C
