Do I have to explain? Ask or dare anyone... Contains cussing and multiple languages, but fear not, A.C will translate. If I get something wrong about a state, please correct me, but if I think it fits the character, then I'll leave it! Te amo!
-A.C
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(Translation for my non Spanish speaking friends
One, Texas, you're a bitch Two, California you're amazing Three, for Texas I need a break from your stupid patriotism Four, for California how are you, my beautiful, amazing, wonderful, coastal queen? Yeah, I could've typeditout, but this was simpler. Also I be lazy)
Texas: I came here for a good time and I feel attacked. It ain't dumb patriotism, it's...
Colorado: 'Motivation'?
Texas: Exactly, thanks Rado
California: Well, first of all, thank you for the compliment. And I am doing quite well, my day just got better knowing that wannabe cowboy got put back into his place.
Texas: Bitch, I ain't no wannabe! I'm the original. Most of the Western states copied me!
Wyoming: *disappearing into the void*
Montana: Ok, first of all, YOU taught ME back in 1866, so don't even say I copied you. Next, leave us out of this. You're my friend, but this is your battle
California: *dying of laughter in the corner*
Texas: AND WHY AM I THE BITCH?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
