Kin: what?
Jaune grabbed a guitar from FUCKING NOWHERE and played it
Jaune: it goes something like this.
He played a few cords
Jaune: your a bitch!
The two stared at each other for a few moments
Kin attempts to speak only for Jaune to keep singing
Jaune: Oh your a bitch a bitch a bitch a bitch a bitch!
Goodwitch rolled her eyes
Goodwitch: What a great song.
Kin: Get the fuck of my missile!
Jaune: I can't!
Kin: why the hell not?
Jaune : Can't have you starting wars Dumbass!
Kin: Your kinda starting one right now and it's pissing me off!
Jaune shrugged
Jaune: Probably doesn't help that I was hired by the American government!
Coco: wasn't this supposed to be a covert mission? So much for that.
Kin was not fuming
Kin: Ahhhh! You American dogs!
Jaune: Ah that got you real angry didn't it?
Kin: Godammit!
Jaune: Yep, I've really pissed him off.
Kin: that does it! No more stalling! I'm launching the missile!
Kin ran back inside and pressed the launch button
Jaune: Uh oh.
Yang laughed at the site while ruby yelled at the screen
Ruby: You can't die! What are you worried about?
The missile launched and Jaune started to rapidly climb and curse
Jaune: Oh shit oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Jaune got to the panel and just tore out every single wire
Raven Crossed her arms
Raven: There's no way that worked
The missile landed rather lamely on the ground, and kin was furious, until he saw 4 bright red suction cups on the missiles side
Kin: You may have delayed my plans this time man of suction, but you won't be around to sto- OH FUCK
Kin then sees suction cup man floating down in the air with his parachute playing his guitar
Jaune: Oh your a bitch! Your a biiiiiiitch! Your a bitch!
Kin looks extremely pissed and just so done with everything as suction cup man floats away
Jaune: thanks North Korea your been horrible, fuck off!
Raven face palmed
Raven: I can't believe that actually worked.
The scene changes to Qrow laying on a stretcher in a full body caste, he is awoken by a strange noise coming from outside his window. He looks out the window in horror to see Suction cup man on his window
Jaune: how's it going my no bones?
Qrow: Ha! He's back!
Summer: Poor other Qrow
Qrow: Jesus Christ! What the fuck is your problem?
Jaune: I haven't seen you since last fall!
Yangs smile widened
Yang: Was that a-
Ruby: No!
Yang: I think it was a
Weiss: No!
Yang: He totally just said a-
Blake: No!
Yang: A PUN!
Qrow: Nurse! Nurse!
Jaune puts his pardon on the window
Jaune: Presidential pardon, you can't do shit! Look at me go!
Qrow: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHH!
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
A suck for america
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