Trump: We've heard rumors mr suction, can you, die?
Suction cup man shook his head
Jaune: you can't kill suction cup man.
Weiss: how does that even work?
Blake chuckled
Blake: I guess the only logic in this world is that 'you can't kill suction cup man'
Trump: then I believe we have a deal
Suction cup man smiled And signed the document infront of him
Jaune: Fuck yeah let's start WW3!
Ren: he seems rather happy about staring a war.
Sun laughed
Sun: he's suction cup man! He can do what he wants! What are you gonna do, kill him?
The scene changes to a man sitting in what looks to be a control room, he looks up as he hears a weird noise. He runs outside and yells
Kin: What the fuck are you doing?
Jaune yelled back down from halfway up the missile
Jaune: Climbing your missile with suction cups dumbass, what do you think?
Kin stomped his feet
Kin: why my missile?
Jaune: why not your missile?
Pyyhra: this seems, familiar
Ruby: It's the same conversation isn't it?
Velvet: how many times does this happen?
Kin: your delaying my plans to bomb America!
Jaune rolled his eyes
Jaune: I'll delay your plans all I want! Look at me go!
Kin: Don't you dare disarm my missile!
Neptune jumped up
Neptune: YOU CANT STOP HIM HES SUCTION CUP MAN!
Jaune: No fuck you!
Kin: fuck you!
Jaune: and fuck you right back you fucking dumpling!
Kin: do you have any idea who your talking to? I am the leader of this nation, I'm these peoples god! I will have your head on a stick-
Jaune: hey I wrote you a song!
Pyyhra sighed
Pyyhra: not again.
Kin looked confused
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
A suck for america
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