Damianette Oneshots

Day 13: Trapped

Marinette's pov:

Danielle and I were waiting for Nino and Damian for our double date. We were just waiting until two boys tried to flirt with us. They didn't stop even though we tried to tell them that we have dates already. They couldn't even take a hint. "Trapped like rats," said Danielle.

We needed a plan, I saw a karaoke machine and that gave me an idea. I told Danielle to follow me towards the karaoke machine. We asked the DJ to play us Take a Hint and we started to sing.

Marinette:

Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or the right

Danielle:

I don't want to be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the...

Marinette:
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

Danielle:

You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

Marinette:

You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth

Both:

And that is when it started going south

Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

Marinette:

I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top

Danielle:

You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop"

Marinette

And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped

Both:

You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht

Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

Marinette:

What about "No" don't you get?

Danielle:

So go and tell your friends

Both:

I'm not really interested

Marinette:

It's about time that you're leavin'

Danielle:

I'm gonna count to three and

Marinette:

Open my eyes and

Both:

You'll be gone

Danielle:

One

Marinette:

Get your hands off my...

Danielle:

Two.

Marinette:

Or I'll punch you in the...

Danielle:

Three.

[Victoria:]

Stop your staring at my... Hey!

Take a hint, take a hint

Both:

I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint

Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

Those two boys left for good. Damian and Nino finally arrived "Anything happened with you two?" Nino asked.

"Just taught some boys a lesson," I said.