Blue x different Sanses one shots {REQUESTS CLOSED}

HorrorBerry

Ink: you wouldn't understand. You're too innoc-
Blue; IM DONE WITH YOU GUYS BULLSHIT
Dream: *startled*
Blue: ITS ALWAYS "you're too innocent" OR "this is adult talk". I AM AN ADULT!! IVE ALREADY GOTTEN LAID AND HAD A KID!! I HAVE ENDED THOUSANDS OF LIVES JUST TO ACT SANE AROUND YOU GUYS!!! I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING I COULD FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE ME AS AN EQUAL!! I BET I'D BE BETTER OFF WITH THE BAD SANSES!!
Ink: Blue calm down please...
Blue: no! I'm done! I QUIT!! *storms off*
*hours later*
Blue: *crying against a tree*
Horror: *hears it and follows the sound* are you ok...?
Blue: *looks at him* ...I'm fine... *looks back down*
Horror: ... *hugs him* it's ok. You have me as a friend now
Blue: ... *hugs his arm tight and cries into it*
Horror: *pets him, not knowing what else to do* ...
Blue: *falls asleep after a while*
Horror: *takes him home* guys. This is mine. You can't hurt him
Killer: ...thats a Star
Dust: he looks like shit
Error: where'd you get him?
Cross: you're lucky you're the boss's favorite
Horror: :3 *takes Blue to his room*
Error: *straight up ignored* T-T
*after a while*
Blue: *wakes up* ?
Horror: *making stuff*
Blue: where...?
Horror: oh you're up! I don't think I got your name or you mine
Blue: you're right...I'm Blue
Horror: I'm Horror :3
Blue: yea...suits your looks but not your personality
Horror: I know. Anyway welcome to your new home!
Blue: thanks
Horror: hungry?
Blue: yea
Horror: then to dinner we go! *picks him up and carries him to dinner*
Blue: *gasps when he sees who he's become the friend of a friend of*
Error: sit him down by me. I'm the only one that won't kill him
Horror: *does it and sits next to Blue on the ground*
Blue: ... *leans on Horror*
Dust: *stares at Blue*
Blue: *uncomfortable*
Nightmare: *comes in and serves everyone* go ahead and eat
*they all eat*
Blue: *in head* this...is actually pretty good *smiles, feeling happy*
Nightmare: so Blue. Why do you look like you were crying?
Blue: I quit the Star Sanses
Nightmare: good. They ruin the balance
Blue: balance?
Nightmare: Ink creates too much so we have to destroy or else the whole multiverse will collapse
Error: if Ink didn't create so damn much, things would be different
Blue: I see...them I'll join you guys
Horror: no. You're too small to fight. Like I'm too nice
Blue: ...
Killer: he has electricity! He can paralyze Ink and Dream!
Blue: Yep. And I can set fire to AU's
Nightmare: you're in
Blue: cool
Error: ...UnderSwap is now guaranteed safety
Blue: it wasn't already?
Nightmare: Error what do you like so much about UnderSwap?
Error: ...Muffets. And Undyne has good anime
Blue: and hentai
Error: ?
*they all look at Blue confused*
Blue: none of you know what hentai is?
*they shake their heads*
Blue: uncultured swines
Cross: PFFT
Killer: *laughs*
Nightmare; ...?
Error: I don't get it
Horror: ???
Blue: I'm not saying what it is
Cross: we have the fastest WiFi here!
Blue: then look it up
Dust: what...the hell...did not think you were into that
Blue: I am and I have been since I was 14
Dust: damn. You virgin or no
Blue: nope. I even have a kid that I'm not showing cuz he looks like his dad
Dust: wow. Well it's none of us since we're all virgin minus Killer who's dating Outer
Blue: ah
Dust: Horror doesn't even know how to make a kid
Blue: hm...my bestie is Lust
Error: no. He's not your bestie
Blue: Glitchy I can have 2 besties
Error: yea. Only if I'm one.
Nightmare: ?
Blue: he kidnapped me for a year and we bonded *leans on him*
Horror: *lays his head on Blues lap*
Blue: *pets him* anyway I am the opposite of a virgin
Killer: I've had sex twice...that's it
Blue: too many times to count
(666 words)
Killer: lucky
Horror: *nuzzles Blue*
Blue: *nuzzles back* Horror you are adorable
Nightmare: he's our mascot
Blue: ok *pets him*
Horror: *looks up at him and kisses him for a sec before nuzzling back into his lap*
Blue: ...looks like I got me a cutie
Horror; mine
Blue: yea ok
Horror: yay!

~End~

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