Say Please

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: HEY

You: Hello

Stranger: WHATS UP

You: The Sky Is Up Karkat

Stranger: OH WOW WAY TO BE CREATIVE.

Stranger: A FUCKING GENIOUS

Stranger: THATS WHAT YOU ARE

You: It Appears So

Stranger: WOW COULD YOU BE ANYMORE STUCK UP KANAYA?

Stranger: I THINK THAT ROSE HUMAN IS RUBBING OFF ON YOU

Stranger: EWW

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW

You: You Are Saying The Wrong Things

Stranger: HOW SO

You: It Is Quite Amusing

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYNG THAT IS WRONG?

You: You Are Realizing The Double Meanings Of Some Choice Words

Stranger: YEAH WELL MAYBE STRIDER IS GETTING TO ME

Stranger: NOT THAT I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH HIM

Stranger: HE'S JUST ALWAYS THERE

You: So You Say

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN>?

You: Maybe You Want Him To Be There

Stranger: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT THAT??

Stranger: HE'S JUST SOME M=BLONDE GLASSES WEARING DOUCHEBAG

Stranger: WHO CAN'T RAP FOR SHIT

You: You Seen To Be Getting Quite Friendly With Mr Strider

Stranger: AND THINKS HE'S COOL WHEN IRONICALLY HES NOT

Stranger: SAYS WHO?

Stranger: FRIENDLY WITH STRIDER?

You: Yes

You: Friendly With Strider

Stranger: I'D RATHER BUMP BULGES WITH ERIDAN

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: DON'T TELL ERIDAN I SAID THAT

Stranger: I MEANT LIKE METAPHORICALLY

You: Well Then

Stranger: NONO NO NO NO

Stranger: DON'T WELL THEN ME

Stranger: I SAID I MEANT IT METAPHORICALLY

You: Yes You Said That

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