TNT: Trauma, Nutting, Tears (kagestuck)

Ene blows shit up and Dave has internalized homophobia

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blue chick made a group chat
blue chick named the group chat "minecraft"

apple juice man🧃: seriously
dave simp: :0 i love minecraft!
sprite💕: what's minecraft?
jerks off to coke: dude,, how do you not know what minecraft is
blue chick: it's a video game
blind girl: 4W H3LL Y34H I LOV3 M1N3CR4FT!! 1M TOT4LLY 4 GOD 4T 1T >B]

little angry bottom: WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE
blue chick: your boyfriends are here
little angry bottom: THEY AREN'T-
apple juice man🧃: yeah karkat how rude of you to ignore your boyfriends
dave simp: YEAH >:B

snake man: oh my god can we make the fucking server
creamsicle: LANGUAGE
creepy spider lady: spanish
apple juice man🧃: dorrito
snake man: kill me now
blue chick: can do buckaroo

*15 Minutes of agonizingly setting up a minecraft server, getting gatorade, getting Doritos, and having gamer bladder, later*

*they get on a discord call*

"Hey guys! How's the server working out?" Ene asked her friends excitedly. "Good! Can you make us a promise though?" John replied, he had already built a small house of oak wood that held his Minecraft dog, Scrappy. "Yeah bro, what is it?" Ene wasn't really paying attention to what John was saying, she was mostly trying to switch her game-mode to creative. "Can you- not go in creative and mess up our houses?" There was an urgent tone in his voice, he knew Ene very well. He knew what she would try to do.

"Yeah mhmm would never dream of it." She was doing it as she spoke. "Yeah I didn't think you would, I trust you!" He did not trust her. Just as John said that, "cyber.girl changed her game mode to creative" showed up in chat and his house, his dog, and his diamonds were blown up in seconds.

"Y'all this is boooooooring." Dave's low, texas accent boomed through the earphones of the other teenagers. "Aw, Davey! We just started, why are you bored?" John frowned at the thought of his best friend being upset. "I already beat the ender dragon and shit, there's nothing for me to do now." He said defeatedly. "Dude, we've had the server for an hour. How did you already beat the game?" Ene questioned, she was stuck inside a computer and even she wasn't that good at Minecraft. "I dunno, but I'm bored. I'm gonna order pizza." Dave responded and grabbed his phone. "OOOH CAN YOU GET ME SOME?" John said excitedly. "Yeah of course, it'll be here in 30 minutes so get over here then." He opened the Grubhub app on his phone. "You want Pepsi Or Cola?" He asked. "Pepsi please! Thanks, Davey." John responded and went back to mining for diamonds. "Lol gay" Ene snickered as John left the call, Dave got defensive and left as well because ✨internalized homophobia✨

"Damnit." Ene said sadly, she was alone in the call. She shrugged it off and went back to grabbing flint and steal to TOTALLY NOT BLOW UP HER FRIENDS HOUSES.

A/N: HOLY SHIT I FINISHED IT!!! BIG SHOUT OUT TO MY FRIEND PUFFLE WHO IM WRITING THE STORY FOR!! SHE TOTALLY HELPED ME OUT WITH THE KAGEPRO PARTS SO THANKS SO MUCH PUFFSTER!! FOLLOW HER LeMystical-Puffle